Subject: do you like limericks ?
Posted by: diade68
Date: Oct 24 12
There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother -
Let this be a lesson to you.
Posted by: diade68
Date: Oct 24 12
There was a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother -
Let this be a lesson to you.
28 replies. On page 2 of 2 pages. 1 2
Mugaboo 
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There was a young man from Trivia-land This thread's Limericks he couldn't stand He got one down from the shelf Claiming he'd written it himself Soon this young fellow was banned Reply #21. Nov 09 12, 10:32 AM |
beergirllaura
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That young fellow who was once banned, Desperately missed his Trivialand, So he promised to be Plagiarism free, And hoped the editors would understand! Reply #22. Nov 09 12, 7:30 PM |
Aussiedrongo
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Upstream on the river called Wye A fisherman let out a shrill cry But it wasn't for naught You see his tackle got caught When he was adjusting his fly Reply #23. Nov 16 12, 7:38 PM |
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Now the squirrel he sure has some guts, Of that there is no ifs or buts, To just sit in a tree As proud as can be Admiring the size of his nuts. Reply #24. Nov 25 12, 1:28 PM |
moonraker2
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A favourite project of mine A new value of pi to assign I would fix it at 3 For it's simpler, you see, Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 ! Reply #25. Nov 25 12, 2:51 PM |
diade68
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For everybody interested I recommend The Wordsworth Book of Limericks. It's pure fun! "The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical" Reply #26. Feb 19 13, 4:17 PM |
sooz888
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A girl from the Isle of Wight Used to travel much faster than light She set out one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night Bu-bum! :) Reply #27. Mar 10 13, 10:02 AM |
bob114
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A painter, who lived in Great Britain, Interrupted two girls with their knittin' He said, with a sigh, "That park bench--well I Just painted it, right where you're sittin.'" Reply #28. Mar 10 13, 9:44 PM |
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