Complete Clue List
Across
1. Dorothy?s Ma
5. Italian island once home to Sophia
8. UK governmental body responsible for health and wellbeing (abbr.)
9. Greek god of the sun
11. "You ___ the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it."
12. "I get five ounces of solid food a day and I want my ___ quiche!"
14. A digital home for books (abbr.)
15. A standard set of stokes in golf
16. Twelve months (abbr.)
17. This opposite of figurative and metaphorical describes Rose
18. Dangerous medical condition once suffered by Sophia
20. The gem state (abbr.)
21. ?Ooh, how ___! Have you ever been a fruit before??
24. "She ___ me a pony. She swore I'd get a pony"
28. ?My mother always used to say, ?The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a ___.?"
32. "Blanche, you once caught me coming out of the kitchen naked with an ___ in my mouth."
34. Dorothy's was as a substitute teacher
35. Antonym of perfumed or fresh
36. "Rose, I've never ___ anyone quite like you."
38. Spider trap
40. "I was also cleaning out my ears. That's where the Feen-A-Mint and the rain ___ came from."
42. Place of higher learning in Evansville, Indiana (abbr.)
43. "I cannot believe my mother is hanging out with that cheap ___!"
45. Dim roommate of Petrillo, Devereaux and Zbornak
46. ?Now listen, you withered old Sicilian ___!?
Down
1. Dorothy's first husband
2. Dante wrote about its nine circles
3. Formal, legal status of Rose in relation to the Lindstroms
4. Rose?s dead husband
5. A habitual doubter (U.K.)
6. "Miami, you're ___ than an intrauterine"
7. "Beat it you 50 ___ old mattress"
10. "I know it's ___. I know they're gone, but not for me!"
13. Synthetic fabric
18. "How come whenever my ___ comes in it's leaking?"
19. New Zealand native
22. "When I turn my hearing aid up to ___, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!"
23. The girls once appeared on game show, ?___That Dough?
25. Flowery main character
26.
Blanche: ?Well I am___, just ___, ___ is the only way to describe how ___ I am!?
27. Beatrice played this substitute teacher
28. Place Rose's deceased husband passed away
29. Angola country code (abbr.)
30. ?Salt? actress (init.)
31. The girls once had to hold theirs in order to eat one of Rose's concoctions (sing.)
33. The ocean state (abbr.)
36. "I open my eyes. I see pores like that, I think I'm on the ___!"
37. Infectious lung disease (abbr.)
38. "You can lead a herring to water, but you have to ___ really fast or he'll die"
39. Rose?s uncle?s beloved infantile pig
41. Blanche and Rose's costumes for "The Sound of Music" (sing.)
44. "What ___ you wear to a sperm bank?"