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Quiz about Mark Twains Questionable Advice to Little Girls
Quiz about Mark Twains Questionable Advice to Little Girls

Mark Twain's Questionable "Advice to Little Girls" Quiz


"Advice to Little Girls" is a very short humorous essay by Mark Twain, providing bad--if not pragmatic--advice to little girls living in 19th century America. It is provided here in its entirety. Simply select the missing words from the list. Enjoy!

by JJHorner. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
JJHorner
Time
4 mins
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Quiz #
420,377
Updated
Jul 18 25
# Qns
20
Difficulty
New Game
Avg Score
19 / 20
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Good little girls ought not to make mouths at their teachers for every trifling offense. This retaliation should only be resorted to under peculiarly circumstances.

If you have nothing but a stuffed with sawdust, while one of your more fortunate little playmates has a costly one, you should treat her with a show of kindness nevertheless. And you ought not to attempt to make a swap with her unless your conscience would you in it, and you know you are able to do it.

You ought never to take 's "chewing-gum" away from him by main force; it is better to rope him in with the promise of the first two dollars and a half you find floating down the river on a . In the artless simplicity natural to this time of life, he will regard it as a perfectly . In all ages of the world this eminently plausible has lured the obtuse infant to financial ruin and disaster.

If at any time you find it necessary to correct your brother, do not correct him with mud--never, on any account, throw mud at him, because it will spoil his . It is better to him a little, for then you obtain desirable results. You secure his immediate attention to the lessons you are inculcating, and at the same time your hot water will have a tendency to move from his person, and possibly the , in spots.

If tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterward act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of .

You should ever bear in mind that it is to your kind that you are indebted for your food, and for the privilege of staying home from school when you let on that you are . Therefore you ought to respect their little prejudices, and humor their , and put up with their little foibles until they get to you too much.

Good little girls always show marked deference for the aged. You ought never to "sass" unless they "sass" you first.
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On its face, "Advice to Little Girls" appears to be just another well-meaning 19th-century guide to proper behavior, one you might expect to find pressed between a hymnal and a well-used manual of proper etiquette. But this is Mark Twain, and as always, he can't quite resist poking a sharp stick in the eye of convention. Instead of the usual sermons, his essay delightfully (if not gleefully) dispenses guidance that's more tongue-in-cheek than any kind of moral compass.

Exhibit A: his deep wisdom to not throw mud at your brother, not because violence is wrong, but because it will leave unsightly stains. (What if you have to clean it?) It's far better, Twain suggests, to scald your sibling with hot water. It gets his attention, teaches a lesson, and conveniently removes impurities (if not a little skin). This is what children need: practical advice.

Originally published as "Advice for Good Little Girls" in 1865 in the "California Youth's Companion", the essay was a satirical companion to Twain's "Advice to Good Little Boys", which, you can be sure, was equally dubious.

Over the years, the essay has bounced from collection to collection, popping up in "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, and Other Sketches" in 1867 and reemerging in "The $30,000 Bequest and Other Stories" in 1906 under its now-familiar title. "Advice to Little Girls" even found new life as a picture book in 2013, earning praise from critics who seemed to appreciate Twain's talent for subverting pious platitudes with a perfectly straight face.

This work is in the public domain and can be found online at any number of sites. Let your fingers do the walking.
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