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Donald Westlake specialised in crime fiction. Using his own name, they were often humorous; under the pseudonym of Richard Stark he created the more traditionally hard-nosed Parker. The first of the humorous series featuring John Dortmunder, 'The Hot Rock', was the basis for a movie starring Robert Redford, among others.
4 quizzes and 45 trivia questions.
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  Dortmunder's Crew   great trivia quiz  
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Since they first appeared in Donald E Westlake's "The Hot Rock" in 1970, John Dortmunder and his crew of crooks have attempted more than a dozen capers, in novels and short stories. They're not always successful, but they ARE always hilarious.
Average, 10 Qns, agony, Apr 10 21
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  Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"    
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 10 Qns
This is a series featuring John Dortmunder, a some-time successful burglar. This quiz is about a series of ten short stories featuring this character. As most of these stories have surprise endings, I will concentrate only on the main plot.
Average, 10 Qns, barrywlj, Nov 17 09
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  Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'    
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This is one of the 'Dortmunder' stories by this captivating story-teller. I discovered his work by accident, and have read everything I could since find. Enjoy.
Average, 10 Qns, barrywlj, Nov 17 09
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  'Bad News'    
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 15 Qns
This is my third quiz about Donald E Westlake's Dortmunder and the gang. Those who know him know what to expect. Those who don't, let's find out.
Average, 15 Qns, barrywlj, Dec 05 09
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trivia question Quick Question
Doug and his boss decide to bring an actual actor in to join the gang. What is his contribution to be?

From Quiz "Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'"




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Donald E Westlake Trivia Questions

1. The story starts with Dortmunder doing what he does best (or worst), breaking in. Where?

From Quiz
'Bad News'

Answer: A camera shop

Dortmunder has broken in, selected his loot, and set off an alarm. He escapes by pretending to be a customer who fell asleep in the optician's, and was locked in.

2. This is an unusual plot for Dortmunder. Murch's mother meets a fare who wants the gang to do something. What?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: do a reality show

Stan Murch is one of the drivers for the gang. His mom drives cabs. Doug Fairkeep (the fare) wants to do a reality show around the gang committing a crime.

3. In 'Ask a Silly Question', what is Dortmunder trying to steal?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: Statue

Dortmunder is hired by a rich man to steal a fake Rodin from his ex-wife before she discovers it is a fake. He decides, because of the statue's weight, that it would be easier to cut the statue into pieces to make transportation easier. The ex-wife arrives home unexpectedly, and ...

4. Sometimes I wonder how a group with such differing personalities can have worked together for so long. Who is the good natured, even tempered, optimistic member of the crew? He has a liking for technical gadgets.

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: Andy Kelp

In "Why Me", Kelp and Dortmunder break into a phone equipment wholesaler, and steal a phone for Dortmunder to use in their scheme. "Dortmunder picked up the receiver and closed his hand around it and the receiver disappeared; a little bit of plastic stick out of Dortmunder's mitt at each end, like segments of a mouse on both sides of a cat's smile. He opened his hand and looked at how close the ear-part and the mouth-part were, then held it tentatively to his cheek, then frowned at Kelp and said, 'This is for people with tiny heads.' 'You get used to it, ' Kelp assured him. 'I've got one of those in the hall closet.' 'In case you're hanging up your coat when the phone rings.' 'Sure.'" ("Why Me")

5. His friend, Andy Kelp, arrives next morning with another job. This involves:-

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: robbing a grave

Three people want Kelp to swap a coffin stolen from out West with one in the cemetery in Queens.

6. Doug is currently producing a reality show, 'The Stand', in which the storyline requires the youngest son to marry at the end of the season. What problem prevents this?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: He is gay.

'The Stand' is about a normal, rural family trying to make a living operating a roadside fruit and vegetable stand. Kirby, the gay brother, refuses to have anything to do with Darlene.

7. In 'Horse Laugh', Dortmunder is hired to steal a_________.

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: Horse

After an amusing romp through the paddocks at night, they acquire their target, but then ...

8. There was something about Dortmunder's 'faithful companion', May, that set her apart from the rest, at least in the first half dozen or so books. What was it?

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: She was a chain smoker

"She was a chain smoker and kept the current cigarette always propped in the left corner of her mouth; when that area got warm, she knew it was time to start a new cigarette. There was a small callus on the tip of her left thumb, caused by plucking cigarette embers from her lips, but for some reason her fingertips never callused at all. She flipped the half-inch butt from her mouth into the kitchen sink, with one practiced wrist movement, and while it sizzled she took the crumpled pack of Virginia Slims from the waist pocket of her green sweater, shook one up, folded the corner of her mouth around the end and went looking for matches. Unlike most chain smokers, she never lit the new one from the old, because the old one was never long enough to hold onto; this meant a continuing problem with matches, similar to the continuing problem of water in some Arab countries." ("Bank Shot") By the time of "Drowned Hopes" (1990) May has quit smoking.

9. When John and Andy complete the swap, what do Fitzroy and Irwin plan to do?

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: kill them

The guys notice a car following them on the way to the cemetery. When they stop on a bridge afterward, John relieves Fitzroy of his gun (and wallet) and they leave Fitzroy and Irwin stranded.

10. What happens to Darlene when her part falls through?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: She joins the gang cast.

Doug decides that Darlene Looper should join the gang as a 'gangster's moll'. The gang actually accepts this idea.

11. What is Dortmunder trying to rob in 'Too Many Crooks'?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: Bank

Dortmunder and Kelp dig a tunnel to the wall of a bank vault. When they break through the wall, they find ...

12. Murch's Mom makes an appearance fairly often in the books. What does she do for a living?

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: Drives a cab

Stan comes by his driving skills honestly. Conversation between the two tends to be an argument on the best route for driving - anywhere.

13. When the gang meets the trio, they discover that the body is related to Little Feather. How?

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: her grandfather

The body taken out is a member of an upstate New York tribe, with no known living survivors. If Little Feather proves relationship, she becomes entitled to a one third share in a casino.

14. Given a choice, what crime scene does the gang actually choose as their target?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: The headquarters of 'Get Real',

They choose the headquarters so that, if the police become involved, they can claim it was just a 'pretend' heist for the cameras.

15. In 'A Midsummer Daydream', what play is John watching at the start?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: A Midsummer Night's Dream

John doesn't like the play, and, while waiting outside after intermission, sees a man in a donkey head walk by. After the play, he is accused of ...

16. Every job is planned in the back room of the OJ Bar and Grill. What's the name of the bartender there?

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: Rollo

The crew almost lost the OJ as a meeting place in 2005's "Watch Your Back!", but some clever thinking on the part of Dortmunder and the original owner saved the day. One of my favorite things about the OJ is the regulars at the end of the bar. One short story, "The Dortmunder Workout", originally published in the Health supplement to the "New York Times Magazine" deals entirely with one of their wonderfully loopy conversations.

17. Of which tribe is Little Feather claiming membership?

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: Potteknobbee

The body taken from the grave was actually Pottaknobbee. The Oshkawa and the Kiota run the casino jointly. The Choctaw is Little Feather's actual tribal background (and that of the new body in the grave, of course).

18. Doug and his boss decide to bring an actual actor in to join the gang. What is his contribution to be?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: Wall man

The actor, Ray Harbach, is brought in by Doug and Babe Tuck to keep an eye on the gang. He is accepted (suspiciously) because of his ability to climb walls. Stan is the driver, Andy the lock man and Tiny the muscle.

19. In 'The Dortmunder Workout', John is not planning a robbery. So I will ask you the name of his bartender friend.

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: Rollo

Rollo is the the bartender of OJ's Bar and Grill, where Dortmunder and his friends use the back room to plan their robberies. Rollo refers to the group not by their first names, but by what they drink. Dortmunder is the 'Bourbon on the Rocks'.

20. While at the OJ, John and Andy are the 'bourbon and water', and the 'other bourbon and water' (Amsterdam Liquor Store Bourbon "Our Own Brand"). Who is the beer and salt?

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: Murch

Stan Murch, being the driver, can't drink as much as the others. He uses the salt to keep his beer from getting flat. When I was a young beer drinker, salt shakers were standard equipment on tavern tables, but they seem to have gone the way of the elasticized terry cloth table cover, in recent years. Chetwick, who appears in some of the earlier books, drinks sherry, and Tiny of course is the red wine and vodka.

21. Fitzroy and Irwin are waiting for Little Feather at the supermarket. She doesn't turn up. Why?

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: She is arrested.

Dortmunder and the guys see her being arrested on the evening news. It seems the casino co-managers have something to hide, don't want to deal with her claim, and have her arrested for fraud.

22. 'Combined Tool' being the floor in the building the gang is really interested in, they make elaborate plans to break in. When they return at night, they find the premises occupied by someone. Who?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: a German

Finding the premises heavily alarmed and protected by hand sensor locks, they plan entry through a window. When they see lights on, they climb their ladder and see a man eating cereal and reading 'Die Zeitung'.

23. At the start of 'Party Animal', what has Dortmunder already stolen?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: Jewellery

After burgling a jewellery store, John escapes across the rooftops and down a fire escape. Hearing pursuit, he enters an apartment through the window and hears ...

24. If Andy Kelp needs a car, what kind does he steal?

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: Doctors' cars

"Murch said, 'Still copping doctors' cars, huh?' 'They got the best taste,' Kelp said. 'Power steering, power seats, power everything. You never catch a doctor cranking his own window down. Get in.'" ("Jimmy the Kid")

25. Little Feather and her lawyer meet with the co-manager and his lawyer in judge's chambers to discuss the case. What does the judge decide?

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: To test the body for DNA.

Having refused a $200 000 offer to 'go away', this is just what Little Feather wanted. The idea had to come from somebody else, however.

26. Twice, Babe storms on set screaming that he's cancelling the show. Why?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: Both of these reasons

First, the gang gave false details. This problem is overcome by paying them from an overseas company. Second, cars are being stolen: by Stan, who has been replaced in the cast by Ray.

27. What has Dortmunder stolen in 'Give Till It Hurts'?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - "Thieves Dozen"

Answer: Ancient coins

Escaping out a window on a rope of sheets, Dortmunder enters another room and is discovered. He becomes involved in ...

28. Occasionally Dortmunder needs to come up with an alias quickly, on the spur of the moment. What name does he use? (It's Welsh)

From Quiz Dortmunder's Crew

Answer: Diddums

"'What's your first name, Diddums?' 'Please don't say Dan', Dortmunder begged himself. 'Please, please, somehow, anyhow, manage not to say Dan'. His mouth opened. 'John,' he heard himself say, his brain having turned desperately in this emergency to that last resort, the truth, and he got weak-kneed with relief." ("Too Many Crooks")

29. Benny, Roger's nephew follows Little Feather when she gets out of jail. Whom does he see her meet?

From Quiz 'Bad News'

Answer: No-one

Little Feather would take taxis from and to her mobile home, being very careful not to be seen with any of the others.

30. When the gang finally breaks into Combined Tool, Kelp is confronted by whom?

From Quiz Donald E Westlake - 'Get Real'

Answer: An Asian

Kelp goes in through the window and is caught by a strange Asian with a Glock. He overpowers him with a saucepan and lets the gang in.

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