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'South Park' - Season 12 Trivia

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  "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"   best quiz  
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Here's a quick quiz on "Tonsil Trouble", in which Cartman gets the AIDS virus. This episode originally aired on March-12-2008. Enjoy!
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  "South Park" - "Eek...!"   top quiz  
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Here's a quick quiz on "Eek...!", in which Cartman becomes an inner-city school teacher and Ms. Garrison seeks a way to become a man again. This episode originally aired on April-9-2008. Enjoy!
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  "South Park" - "Over Logging"   best quiz  
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Here's a quick quiz on "Over Logging", in which Randy takes desperate measures when South Park loses its internet. This episode originally aired on April-16-2008. Enjoy!
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When the Broflovskis realized their internet was down as well, where did Stan suggest going for internet?

From Quiz ""South Park" - "Over Logging""





'South Park' - Season 12 Trivia Questions

1. What show did Ms. Garrison mention to her class as having incited her current gender crisis?

From Quiz
"South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: Oprah

Ms. Garrison was sobbing openly to her class about her confusion: "I admit it, I was... I was sexually lost. And then I see this person on 'Oprah'... she's a woman but then she got a sex change and became a man, but... then she got pregnant and is having a baby which means she's still a woman all along. That means I'm really still a man, I'm... I still feel like a man." All Butters wanted to know was if they were going to be tested on the material! The "Oprah" guest to which Ms. Garrison was referring was named Thomas Beatie, and he did indeed make a big splash in the news when he came forward with his pregnancy!

2. When Sharon told Randy he could only do one more thing on the internet before bed, what did Randy opt for?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: watching porn

Though Randy had told his wife that he needed to do all the other things, when she told him there was only time for one thing before bedtime, Randy decided to use that precious internet time to watch porn!

3. What did the doctor ensure Cartman would get after having his tonsils removed, which ultimately persuaded him to go through with the operation?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: ice cream

Cartman didn't want to go to the hospital, trying in vain to mask his fear behind obstinance. When the doctor assured him that he'd get "all the ice cream" he could eat after the surgery, Cartman perked up and agreed to "tough it out." After the surgery, the doctor had to tell Cartman that he'd been accidentally infected with the "AIDS virus" and did his best to make it up to the boy with ice cream! Cartman, of course, couldn't be won over with simply desserts!

4. When Principal Victoria reluctantly appointed Cartman teacher for the day, which of Ms. Garrison's teaching tools did he take a quick liking to?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: pointer

As soon as he walked to the front of the class, he grabbed hold of the teacher's pointer and started cracking it like a whip. Then he called Clyde up to the front, saying, "Yeah, you're gonna take it, Clyde."

5. When the Broflovskis realized their internet was down as well, where did Stan suggest going for internet?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: Starbucks

The Marsh family had gone to the Broflovski house hoping to use their internet, only to find that their internet wasn't working either. Stan suggested going to Starbucks, since they had "free internet." The two families thought that was a great idea and all piled into Gerald's car.

6. When Cartman returned to the school he was wearing a scarf and a baseball hat with what letter on it?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: P

He was dressed just like Tom Hanks' character in the film "Philadelphia", who also struggled with his HIV-positive status!

7. The news report about the genetics lab showed a lab rat growing what body part on its back?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: ear

The news was reporting on the lab, which had come "under fire for genetically engineering body parts onto laboratory mice." They showed a picture of a mouse with a human ear growing out of its back and reported that the scientists claimed "the process could help thousands of people who've become disfigured and need ears or noses." Ms. Garrison was astonished, and quickly made her way to the lab to find out about growing herself new male genitals.

8. Where did the townsfolk turn to get the news once they'd determined there was no internet anywhere?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: television

They were a little lost at first, asking, "What did we used to do to get the news before the internet?" Then Randy thought to check the television, and all the townsfolk broke through the storefront of a TV dealership to see what they could learn. Unfortunately, the news anchors were only saying that they couldn't report the news because they had no internet!

9. Who was supposed to play the AIDS benefit for Cartman at the Airport Hilton?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: Elton John

Cartman was upset to see the low turnout; only a few tables in the room were filled! The waitress informed him, "AIDS benefits aren't as popular as they used to be. AIDS was more the '80s/'90s disease. It's all about cancer now." Cartman was only more infuriated to learn that Elton John couldn't make the benefit and Jimmy Buffett would be playing in his stead.

10. What ethnicity did Cartman assume for his teaching job in Denver?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: Latino

Cartman arrived in the class and introduced himself (in an accent) as "Eric Cartmenez." He'd also gone in for a little physical transformation, shaving a bald strip into his head, which he then combed his other hair over. He added glasses and a briefcase to help look a bit more respectable.

11. How long did the Marsh family endure a lack of internet before Randy determined to move his family to California?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: 8 days

After 8 days, Randy was huddled on the couch fighting a cold, wishing he could log onto Web MD to see why he was sick. When it was clear that Shelley was also going over the edge, Randy determined it was time to move his family in the hopes of finding internet somewhere.

12. Who helped Cartman "teach Kyle how to have some compassion?"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: Butters

Butters felt a little unsure about helping, but Cartman insisted that Kyle had to "be taught a lesson" by showing him "how it feels to be laughed at."

13. Who did Cartman cite as an example of "white people" cheating to get to the top?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: Bill Belichick, coach of the New England Patriots

Cartman handed out syllabi and told the kids he was going to get them into college. The kids complained that they were never going to get into college, but Cartman stood his ground: "The reason that you think you can't get into college is because you haven't been taught... how to cheat properly! How do you think white people always get ahead? Because we cheat all the time - I mean because they cheat all the time. This is Bill Belichick, coach of the New England Patriots. He's won three Super Bowls. How? He cheated. He even got caught cheating, and nobody cared. Bill Belichick proved that in America it's okay to cheat, as long as you cheat your way to the top!" One of the kids complained that she didn't want to "be called a cheater." Cartman assured her, "No, no. If you cheat and fail, you're a cheater. If you cheat and succeed, you're savvy."

14. What classic story did the Marsh family journey to California parallel?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: The Grapes of Wrath

Just like the Joads in search of work, Randy loaded up his family and "headed out Californee way" to find "some internet." Along the way, the Marsh family encountered other transients seeking internet, and when they got to California, they were forced to live in a large camp with all the other internet-seekers.

15. How did Cartman infect Kyle with HIV?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: dropped blood in his mouth

Cartman had a pretty extreme idea of how to teach Kyle a lesson, using a syringe to draw blood out of his own arm and then drop it into Kyle's mouth. Cartman's nefarious plan worked, and Kyle was soon diagnosed with HIV! Kyle's doctor seemed convinced that Kyle had contracted the virus through sex, but Kyle knew exactly how he'd gotten sick!

16. What game did Cartman play with the student who'd walked out of his class to try to convince him of the merits of cheating?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: basketball

Cartman found the boy on the basketball court and invited him to "a little pickup game." The boy agreed, but Cartman kept hitting him in the shins with a stick so he could score. The boy accused him of cheating, but Cartman pointed out that the scoreboard still had him in the lead. The student acknowledge Cartman's point but still disagreed, and limped off of the court.

17. At the Internet Refugee Camp entry point, what company did Randy name as his internet provider?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: NetZero

Randy tried to ask if the camp had internet, but the impersonal staffer was only concerned with checking people in. Randy gave his information and allowed himself to be ushered to his campsite.

18. After beating Cartman up in the playground and being dragged to Principal Victoria's office, only to be chastised for being a tattler, what did Kyle warn Cartman?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: "I'm going to break everything that you own!"

Sure enough, Kyle ran to Cartman's house and started demolishing all his toys. When Kyle went for the Xbox, Cartman pleaded with him, insisting he was working on a cure.

19. At whose house did Ms. Garrison's lab rat show up before running rampant in town?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Eek...!"

Answer: Butters'

The rat ran through the kitchen where Mrs. Stotch was doing dishes. She hopped onto a nearby stool and shrieked "Eek, eek!" Mr. Stotch seemed a bit tired of his wife's response, saying "Heh, women. Always afraid of penises." He and Butters went to the kitchen, though, and Butters identified the member as his teacher's. Mr. Stotch put the rat outside, though, and it proceeded to run past the grocery store and through a hotel while Ms. Garrison chased it!

20. Where was the internet?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: in a desert

The news finally received a fax informing them, "The government has sent their best people to the internet in order to repair it." Sure enough, a fleet of military helicopters landed in the desert, unloading a number of government officials who informed the scientists on site, "The President is very angry that his internet still isn't working."

21. In order to get free airplane tickets to see Magic Johnson in Los Angeles, from what ailment did the boys say they suffered?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: cancer

First they tried to use the AIDS card to get free tickets, but the airline employee told them that they only offered occasional free tickets for cancer patients. The boys went to another airline, where they successfully got seats by claiming to have cancer. When the flight attendant tried to offer some sympathy, Cartman announced that cancer wasn't nearly as bad as having AIDS. The flight attendant disagreed, saying, "I don't know. These days I think I'd rather have AIDS than cancer." Cartman was infuriated, and shooed her away!

22. Randy was trying to convince one of the staffers at the Internet Refugee Camp that he needed "private internet time," citing a need for video involving what?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: vomit

Randy pleaded with the man, saying, "Once you [masturbate] to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths, you can't exactly go back to 'Playboy'!" The staffer had no sympathy for Randy and told him to "get lost." However, Randy wasn't the only man at the camp with his particular problem, and somebody had already found a way to make money off of it!

23. What phrase did Cartman keep using that finally caused Kyle to lash out at him?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV-positive."

The third time Kyle heard Cartman use the phrase pushed him over the edge: Kyle: "Will you stop it with that? What part of this is funny to you?" Cartman: "Kyle, we need to try to find a-" Kyle: "What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?" Cartman: "I don't think it's funny, Kyle." Kyle: "Then stop saying you're not just sure, you're HIV-positive! This isn't funny, AIDS isn't funny, dying isn't funny, so shut [...] up!" Cartman: "Well excuse me, Kyle, for trying to keep some optimism, you know? I mean, sometimes when things... seem their darkest you just need to try and stay... HIV-positive. But if you wanna be so HIV-negative all the time, I-" Kyle: "Knock it off! Right now! This isn't funny! At all!" Cartman: "Are you sure?" Kyle: "Yes!" Cartman: "Are you HIV-positive?" At that point, Kyle smacked Cartman in the face, putting an end to Cartman's pig-headedness.

24. Who fixed the internet?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Over Logging"

Answer: Kyle

Kyle saw the blinking orange light and realized that they should just unplug the internet and plug it back in. He was brought to the internet and did just that, fixing the internet for everyone!

25. In what room did the boys find the key to Magic Johnson's high T-cell count?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: bedroom

They opened the door to Magic's bedroom and were shocked to see piles of cash filling all the free space. Magic explained, "I don't trust banks. I sleep with all my money." Then it occurred to them that it might be the constant exposure to cash that was keeping Magic healthy! They took the idea to a lab and, sure enough, the scientists found that putting cash near infected blood drove the HIV particles away from the white blood cells. The group speculated that injecting cash directly into the bloodstream might "kill the virus altogether." Cartman offered Kyle up as the guinea pig for the experiment, and Magic offered his cash. Sure enough, after injecting Kyle with concentrated cash, the scientists saw that "cash particles have completely replaced all the HIV in Kyle's blood!"

26. According to the news, how much money would the cure to AIDS involve?

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tonsil Trouble"

Answer: $180,000

After the scientists cured Kyle's AIDS, the news got the story quickly, announcing the cure for AIDS to be "about $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream!" Some thoughtful individual even stopped to tell Nigerians how to cure themselves of AIDS: "You just have to inject yourself with all your cash! Woohoo!" I guess this is just the most literal understanding of the idea of pouring money into finding a cure!

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