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"NCIS" DiNozzo-isms Season 3 Trivia Quiz

He's back. More of the best lines from Tony DiNozzo!

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
321,518

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
1463

Awards
Top 10% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Comet11 (8/10), Guest 24 (3/10), Guest 51 (6/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Tony: "We should take you to see the doctor, Sweet Cheeks."
Ziva: "Why?"
Tony: "Because you snore like a drunken sailor with ____________." Hint

asthma

a deviated septum

a head cold

emphysema

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Question 2 of 10

2. Tony: "You... ta.. talked to the..."
Ziva: "To the woman at the sperm bank. The director of a... (pause)... critical issues, yes. I'm sorry, Tony."
Tony: "Huh... She had no right to tell that _______________!" Hint

my sperm count is low

no one wants my sperm

I made ugly babies

some woman wanted a refund

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Question 3 of 10

3. Tony: "I didn't make a single broadcast!"
McGee: "I wish I could say the same. Camera must've added about 10 pounds to me."
Tony: "Actually, that was your ________, Probie." Hint

Klowny Kake addiction

mother's cooking

beer gut

refrigerator

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Question 4 of 10

4. (Ziva lands on top of Tony to protect him from a ricocheting bullet.)
Tony: "Why are you on top of me?"
Ziva: "I'm protecting you."
Tony: "Well don't."
Ziva: "You didn't seem to mind when we were under cover."
Tony: "That might have something to do with the fact that ____________." Hint

you were naked

I was under orders

you'd had a shower

I'd had a few drinks

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Question 5 of 10

5. Tony: "Friction burns?" (on Ziva's knees)
Ziva: "Yeah, what difference does it make?"
Tony: "Ah, it doesn't. I was just wondering how you got 'em."
Ziva: "Well, if you live long enough, maybe I'll tell you someday."
Tony: "You know, I can only think of two ways. Were you and McGee and Palmer playing ________?" Hint

Twister

Elf Lord

Noogie the Newbie

Dunk the Dork

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Question 6 of 10

6. Abby: "Yes, railroad tracks would be an obvious choice. But there isn't a 2nd thunk or a thack not even a thonk on the track."
Tony: "Have you been reading a lot of Dr. ______ books?"
Abby: (smiles) "You know I love me some Theodor Geisel!" Hint

Spock

Dre

Lovejoy

Suess

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Question 7 of 10

7. Tony: "Well, I like, think you're, like, totally, like, lying, like. You wanna know why?"
Danny: "Cause you're old?"
Tony: "That's a funny guy. Playing a dangerous game, small fry. (picks up ringing phone) Ops, yes, DiNozzo. Hey Maddy, I need to requisition two sets of ______ cuffs, and I gotta requisition the Mark 5 taser again. No, you don't have to clean 'em, I'll wear rubber gloves." Hint

nipple

retina

genital

hand

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Question 8 of 10

8. Tony: "What, are you an expert on suspect interviews now?"
Ziva: "Interviews, no. Interrogation techniques, yes."
Tony: "Hmm, like hooking a car battery up to a guy's privates? I'm sure it's effective, but ________ tend to frown on it."
Hint

the FBI

lawyers

judges

NCIS Directors

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Question 9 of 10

9. Ziva: "I said no, I don't want him to think I'm sleazy."
Tony: "The term is easy."
Ziva: "What's that difference?"
Tony: "Mostly the ________." Hint

makeup

paycheck

attitude

muscle tone

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Question 10 of 10

10. (Tony talks with Stevenson in the MTAC-Room)
Tony: "I've got a better chance of hooking up with _____________ than these guys do of infiltrating SeaLift." Hint

Heidi Klum

Angelina Jolie

Jessica Alba

Halle Berry

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Tony: "We should take you to see the doctor, Sweet Cheeks." Ziva: "Why?" Tony: "Because you snore like a drunken sailor with ____________."

Answer: emphysema

This quote is from the "Under Covers". In this episode, Tony and Ziva are undercover as a married couple. As a result, they share a bed together at night. From the lines given after the above quote, both of them snore. Ziva, however, seems to be the louder of the two.

2. Tony: "You... ta.. talked to the..." Ziva: "To the woman at the sperm bank. The director of a... (pause)... critical issues, yes. I'm sorry, Tony." Tony: "Huh... She had no right to tell that _______________!"

Answer: no one wants my sperm

This quote is from the episode "Probie". The main storyline involved McGee killing an undercover cop. The minor story line involved Tony getting a call from the sperm bank he donated to 14 years ago saying that they need to talk to him as soon as possible. Ziva is determined to figure out why, but Tony refuses to tell her.

The above quote was from the scene in which Ziva tricked Tony into mentioning why they wanted to talk to him.

3. Tony: "I didn't make a single broadcast!" McGee: "I wish I could say the same. Camera must've added about 10 pounds to me." Tony: "Actually, that was your ________, Probie."

Answer: refrigerator

This quote is from the episode "Model Behavior". Tony always pounces on the chance to make fun of McGee, and this time is no exception. At least McGee made it to some of the scenes of the reality show, Tony was totally edited out!

4. (Ziva lands on top of Tony to protect him from a ricocheting bullet.) Tony: "Why are you on top of me?" Ziva: "I'm protecting you." Tony: "Well don't." Ziva: "You didn't seem to mind when we were under cover." Tony: "That might have something to do with the fact that ____________."

Answer: you were naked

This quote is from the episode "Boxed In". In this episode, Ziva and Tony get trapped in a cargo container while doing some recon work. The pair attempts to shoot the lock off the container door, but they forgot the fact that bullets will bounce off hard surfaces and continue on a destructive path. Just as a note, after about 2 impacts, a bullet loses most of its velocity and so becomes non-lethal.

After about two impacts, it will merely sting like a paintball. Either way, don't try it at home.

5. Tony: "Friction burns?" (on Ziva's knees) Ziva: "Yeah, what difference does it make?" Tony: "Ah, it doesn't. I was just wondering how you got 'em." Ziva: "Well, if you live long enough, maybe I'll tell you someday." Tony: "You know, I can only think of two ways. Were you and McGee and Palmer playing ________?"

Answer: Twister

This quote is from the episode "Boxed In". As usual, Tony is always curious about everybody else's love life. He hounds Ziva for the entire episode about why she has friction burns on her knees.

6. Abby: "Yes, railroad tracks would be an obvious choice. But there isn't a 2nd thunk or a thack not even a thonk on the track." Tony: "Have you been reading a lot of Dr. ______ books?" Abby: (smiles) "You know I love me some Theodor Geisel!"

Answer: Suess

This quote is from the episode "Deception". Abby was in a very playful mood and decided to rhyme her findings to Tony. Dr. Dre has been known to write a rhyme or two, but he doesn't typically refer to forensic evidence!

7. Tony: "Well, I like, think you're, like, totally, like, lying, like. You wanna know why?" Danny: "Cause you're old?" Tony: "That's a funny guy. Playing a dangerous game, small fry. (picks up ringing phone) Ops, yes, DiNozzo. Hey Maddy, I need to requisition two sets of ______ cuffs, and I gotta requisition the Mark 5 taser again. No, you don't have to clean 'em, I'll wear rubber gloves."

Answer: genital

This quote is also from the episode "Deception". Many interrogations have shown that Gibbs is wonderful with kids. He gets information out of them, but never scares or intimidates them. Tony, however, is a different story. When the first attempt fails, he resorts to intimidation. It worked, and the kid kind of deserved it, so kudos to Tony.

8. Tony: "What, are you an expert on suspect interviews now?" Ziva: "Interviews, no. Interrogation techniques, yes." Tony: "Hmm, like hooking a car battery up to a guy's privates? I'm sure it's effective, but ________ tend to frown on it."

Answer: judges

This quote is from the episode "Light Sleeper". Tony has the unique ability to come up with some pretty graphic examples when he's trying to prove a point. Being a Mossad agent, it's likely that Ziva has used an interrogation technique similar to the one that Tony described. Yikes.

9. Ziva: "I said no, I don't want him to think I'm sleazy." Tony: "The term is easy." Ziva: "What's that difference?" Tony: "Mostly the ________."

Answer: makeup

This quote is from the episode "Ravenous". Ziva and Tony are both interested in the park rangers that have been helping them with their case involving the sailor that was eaten by a bear. Tony bails on the female park ranger when he notices that she does not shave her legs or armpits. Ziva declines the first date offer from the male park ranger for the above mentioned reason.

It's a good thing she did, he turns out to be the serial killer!

10. (Tony talks with Stevenson in the MTAC-Room) Tony: "I've got a better chance of hooking up with _____________ than these guys do of infiltrating SeaLift."

Answer: Jessica Alba

This quote is from the episode "Hiatus Part 1". In this episode, Tony has the lead after an explosion puts Gibbs in a coma. In this quote, Tony means to say that the probability of an infiltration is small; how many men get the chance to be on the arm of Jessica Alba? As a matter of fact, in the early 2000's, Michael Weatherly was engaged to Jessica Alba. I wonder if the writers had a different female in the script and Michael changed it to Jessica for the sake of a good inside joke?

Source: Author TRNchick

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