Subject: Steve's blind jokes blog
Posted by: stevetastic
Date: Jun 27 18
Please note that this is NOT a blog for bashing blind people! I'm blind myself and I have a comedy page on facebook that I run with a bunch of other blind people. The page is designed to "make light out of a dark disability", so I thought I'd share some of that light here! I will post some of our best jokes below and hope I don't get too much hate for sharing my "dark" sense of humor! lol!
Posted by: stevetastic
Date: Jun 27 18
Please note that this is NOT a blog for bashing blind people! I'm blind myself and I have a comedy page on facebook that I run with a bunch of other blind people. The page is designed to "make light out of a dark disability", so I thought I'd share some of that light here! I will post some of our best jokes below and hope I don't get too much hate for sharing my "dark" sense of humor! lol!
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scorpion1960 
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I think your jokes are quite funny. Reply #21. Jul 11 18, 12:01 AM |
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My favorite is the blind man visiting Texas :) Reply #22. Jul 11 18, 12:01 AM |
Mixamatosis
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I was just thinking how many sayings and names have the word 'blind' or 'sight' in them - 'Blind Man's Buff,' (a game which sounds more interesting than it is); blind drunk; blind testing; it's like the blind leading the blind; out of sight out of mind; and simply 'outtasight man'; and blind date; I'm sure there was something else I'd thought of but I've forgotten now. I like your jokes. The Texas one was my favourite too. Reply #23. Jul 11 18, 12:17 AM |
stevetastic
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Reply #24. Jul 12 18, 2:54 AM |
mpkitty
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And then there's the one so old it has grown whiskers: "I see. said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer, and saw". Reply #25. Jul 19 18, 11:31 AM |
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mpkitty....yes that was funny :) Reply #26. Jul 19 18, 11:45 PM |
Mommakat
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I just discovered your thread and applaud your sense of humour. Here's a try story that you may find amusing....I did...but I also was left wondering????? I was going for a renewal of my driver's licence and decided to get a book issued by the traffic department to brush up on the road rules. All was fine till I got to the last page which carried a footnote passage..... This publication also available in Braille...they've got to be kidding :) Reply #27. Aug 03 18, 7:05 AM |
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Whoops, that should have read "true story" Reply #28. Aug 03 18, 7:06 AM |
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That is a puzzler! Reply #29. Aug 03 18, 8:42 AM |
terraorca
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I hope this isn't taken in the wrong way. It's Christmas time, a blind man, being helped by his guide dog, walks into a very busy department store. He gently lifts his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging the dog over his head, around and around. The security guard rushes over to the man, and asks him hurriedly, may I help you, may I help you, sir? The blind man answers, no thank you, I'm just looking around. Reply #30. Aug 03 18, 9:34 AM |
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Reply #31. Aug 04 18, 9:55 AM |
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Reply #32. Aug 04 18, 10:01 AM |
Jazmee27
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Mommakat, that was hilarious... and yeah, very puzzling. Reminded me of the joke my mom and I have: "Get off the road" (in the context of me driving). terraorca, I think I heard that one before. You're a hoot, Steve. One day when I'm not in so much pain, I'll go revive my new blog. "Why so serious?" - one of my doctors at looking at my expression I'll always remember my fellow camper trying to lead me to the cabins... She tripped in the unlit firepit... That's why they have the expression "blind leading the blind," because this was a "blind camp." Hehehehehe, it's a low pain moment (but my sense of humor is obscure). Have a great day/night. I can't believe I forgot this place after coming home from surgery :-( where did my mind go? Never mind :-) Reply #33. Aug 04 18, 8:00 PM |
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I've always wondered about the keypads being in Braille at the drive thru teller's at the bank. Reply #34. Aug 04 18, 11:29 PM |
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Has anyone heard from stevetastic recently? I hope he is OK. Reply #35. Sep 21 18, 12:36 PM |
sadwings
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He is evidently gone, Mark. If you click on his name, you get that "user no longer active" message. It is awfully strange. I didn't know the guy all that well, but he seemed to be very nice and pleasant and seemed to really enjoy himself around here. Doesn't seem to be the type to get himself into bad trouble here, or the type to just willingly deactivate his account without saying anything to anybody. Or, who knows, maybe he did say something to somebody, and that somebody hasn't exactly made a lot of noise about it. I just don't know what to think about it, brother. Reply #36. Sep 21 18, 1:03 PM |
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How sad. I hope no one chased him off. I hope he comes back someday. Reply #37. Sep 22 18, 10:22 PM |
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