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Krazy Klues # 7 Trivia Quiz

As usual, each entry is not only a word consisting of two or more separate words, but also a dreadful pun. I'll give you clues for each. To say this quiz is hilarious is an understatement. My mother-in-law laughed so hard that she choked on her Spam.

A multiple-choice quiz by Richicago. Estimated time: 8 mins.

Author
Richicago

Time
8 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
176,164

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Difficult

Avg Score
5 / 10

Plays
796

Question 1 of 10

1. Just has to be sore, or facial hair.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 2 of 10

2. What Shakespeare said when he saw actress Sarandon, or soft and absorbent paper.

Answer: (One Word (6 letters))

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Question 3 of 10

3. Initials of the immortal Bard of Avon, or sticks used by magicians.

Answer: (One Word (5 letters))

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Question 4 of 10

4. Musical group got older, or covered with a protective fabric.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 5 of 10

5. Cook a female domestic fowl, or an uncivilized person.

Answer: (One Word (7 letters))

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Question 6 of 10

6. Sailors on the H.M.S Cork, or a tavern accessory.

Answer: (One Word (9 letters))

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Question 7 of 10

7. "Bolero" composer Maurice was ahead in the race, or pulled threads apart.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 8 of 10

8. Catch Chinese wrestler Ling with a low blow, or in a reverent position.

Answer: (One Word (8 letters))

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Question 9 of 10

9. What I do after my wife pulls my ear, or a color.

Answer: (One Word (6 letters))

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Question 10 of 10

10. What happens to Sir Cedric Nincom after taking a laxative, or bumbling idiots.

Answer: (One Word (11 letters))

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Just has to be sore, or facial hair.

Answer: Mustache

Must-ache. Clark Gable and "Knuckles", my mother-in-law have this feature in common. (Hers is longer).

2. What Shakespeare said when he saw actress Sarandon, or soft and absorbent paper.

Answer: Tissue

'Tis-sue. "Ay, there's the rub".

3. Initials of the immortal Bard of Avon, or sticks used by magicians.

Answer: Wands

W-and-S. My uncle is a magician. Every night he walks down the street and turns into a saloon.

4. Musical group got older, or covered with a protective fabric.

Answer: Bandaged

Band-aged. Talk about old! My mother-in-law is so old, she and her teeth sleep in separate beds.

5. Cook a female domestic fowl, or an uncivilized person.

Answer: Heathen

Heat-hen. I know an old hen that I'd like to heat.

6. Sailors on the H.M.S Cork, or a tavern accessory.

Answer: Corkscrew

Cork's crew. I was in the pub last night when a stranger ran in shouting "All lawyers are idiots". The man next to me said "I resent that". I turned and asked "Are you a lawyer? He responded "No, I'm an idiot!

7. "Bolero" composer Maurice was ahead in the race, or pulled threads apart.

Answer: Ravelled

Ravel-led. Music aficionados recently visited his grave and opened the coffin. He was decomposing.

8. Catch Chinese wrestler Ling with a low blow, or in a reverent position.

Answer: Kneeling

Knee-ling. Talk about knees! My wife is bow-legged and I'm knock-kneed. When we stand together, we spell "OX".

9. What I do after my wife pulls my ear, or a color.

Answer: Yellow

Yell-ow. Also, the general response to most of my lousy puns.

10. What happens to Sir Cedric Nincom after taking a laxative, or bumbling idiots.

Answer: Nincompoops

Nincom-poops. I saved this for the end!

Source: Author Richicago

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