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Quiz about Quotes from Crunch Time
Quiz about Quotes from Crunch Time

Quotes from "Crunch Time!" Trivia Quiz


Quotes from Boyd Hicklin's AFL Mascot Manor book, "Crunch Time! The Fight to Save Football". I'll give you the quote and you tell me who said it.

A multiple-choice quiz by ElusiveDream. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
ElusiveDream
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
340,287
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
20
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
11 / 20
Plays
96
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Question 1 of 20
1. Who said this: "I hate to play devil's advocate, but do you think this game could possibly cause this de-animation thing?" Hint


Question 2 of 20
2. Who said this: "All right, which one of you scammers has been sticking your mitts into the magpie's nest, eh?" Hint


Question 3 of 20
3. Who said this: "I know Hawka's no genius and Tommy is kind of kooky, but all in all, we're a pretty good bunch of blokes"? Hint


Question 4 of 20
4. Who said this: "The Thunda-meister has got the power, people. We have MascotVision!"? Hint


Question 5 of 20
5. Who said this: "No pass outs. Does that mean we can't ever come back in, Woofer?" Hint


Question 6 of 20
6. Who said this: "Hang on, old bean! We can still win this one"? Hint


Question 7 of 20
7. Who said this: "We're surrounded, fellas. Like a Carlton supporter in the Members Stand at Adelaide, there's nowhere to hide"? Hint


Question 8 of 20
8. Who said this: "You ain't going nowhere, amigo!"? Hint


Question 9 of 20
9. Who said this: "Well blow me down. These guys are watching Glowball and Glowball is watching them"? Hint


Question 10 of 20
10. Who said this: "I refuse to play in the ruck if Skeeta's roving!"? Hint


Question 11 of 20
11. Who said this: "The King is about to leave the building!"? Hint


Question 12 of 20
12. Who said this: "We love footy. We play it, we watch it, we walk it, we talk it, we eat it and we sleep it"? Hint


Question 13 of 20
13. Who said this: "Old Jock doesn't trust anybody who doesn't barrack for Collingwood"? Hint


Question 14 of 20
14. Who said this: "He went into a panic, started kicking and screaming and carrying on like we'd stolen his first draft pick"? Hint


Question 15 of 20
15. Who said this: "How about I dance on your head and stick fireworks up your duck's bum, dodo?" Hint


Question 16 of 20
16. Who said this: "No, no, no. To the right. Move it higher and to the right, Thundapants"? Hint


Question 17 of 20
17. Who said this: "Eighty-three goals so far this season. On track for a ton." Hint


Question 18 of 20
18. Who said this: "Interesting concept, mascots. And why would I want to accept this bold challenge?" Hint


Question 19 of 20
19. Who said this: "Kick this, Jock, and you're our full-forward"?
Hint


Question 20 of 20
20. Who said this: "This is more than T.V, Mrs Coleman. Much, much more. This is GDL. It's fabulous, it's free and it's already the biggest sports phenomenon in Australia and around the world"? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Who said this: "I hate to play devil's advocate, but do you think this game could possibly cause this de-animation thing?"

Answer: Ronald 'Dee' Mann

Name: Ronald 'Dee' Mann
Club: Melbourne

The Outerworld, where the AFL mascots live, is de-animating. Ronald says this because he thinks that the de-animation might be caused by a new brand of football called the Glowball Domination League.

Ronald is described as being a sly and cheeky-looking devil.
2. Who said this: "All right, which one of you scammers has been sticking your mitts into the magpie's nest, eh?"

Answer: Jock 'One Eye' McPie

Name: Jock 'One Eye' McPie
Club: Collingwood

Jock says this when he finds that someone has been snooping around in his locker and one of his Premiership Cups has been broken.

Jock is described as being a six-foot tall magpie with a croaky, street-tough voice. He's also one of the oldest mascots.
3. Who said this: "I know Hawka's no genius and Tommy is kind of kooky, but all in all, we're a pretty good bunch of blokes"?

Answer: Rick 'The Rock' Eagle

Name: Rick 'The Rock' Eagle
Club: West Coast Eagles

Rick says this to try and comfort Toby and help him feel more welcome.

Rick is described as being a massive, muscled eagle. His aviator sunglasses make him seem more like a movie star than a footballer.
4. Who said this: "The Thunda-meister has got the power, people. We have MascotVision!"?

Answer: Tommy 'Thunda' Power

Name: Tommy 'Thunda' Power
Club: Port Adelaide

As the electrical expert at Mascot Manor, Tommy has the job of fixing the stuffed-up MascotVision T.V. He says this when he eventually gets the television working again.

Tommy is described as being tall, powerful and somewhat unaware of his own strength.
5. Who said this: "No pass outs. Does that mean we can't ever come back in, Woofer?"

Answer: Slamming Sam Tomcat

Name: Slamming Sam Tomcat
Club: Geelong

Sam says this when he and Woofer set off on their mission to find the Glowball Domination League game being played live on their television. Woofer responds by farting!

Sam is described at being a cheeky ginger cat.
6. Who said this: "Hang on, old bean! We can still win this one"?

Answer: Moz 'Skeeta' Reynolds

Name: Moz 'Skeeta' Reynolds
Club: Essendon

Skeeta says this as he tries to lift Toby off a ledge to prevent him being
de-animated. Unfortunately, Toby is too heavy for him.

Skeeta is described as being a small lightning-quick mosquito. He also has a long needle-nose that he likes to stick into other people's business.
7. Who said this: "We're surrounded, fellas. Like a Carlton supporter in the Members Stand at Adelaide, there's nowhere to hide"?

Answer: Captain Carlton

Name: Captain Carlton
Club: Carlton

The Outerworld is de-animating very quickly and there appears to be no way of stopping it. Captain says this after he and Skeeta rescue Toby from being de-animated.

Captain Carlton is described as being a tall, slim, multi-talented gymnast.
8. Who said this: "You ain't going nowhere, amigo!"?

Answer: Johnny 'The Doc' Docker

Name: Johnny 'The Doc' Docker
Club: Fremantle

Johnny says this when Toby tries unsuccessfully to leave Mascot Manor through the magic turnstile.

Johnny is described as being a laidback surfer with shaggy blonde hair.
9. Who said this: "Well blow me down. These guys are watching Glowball and Glowball is watching them"?

Answer: Barry 'Brooser' Cracker

Name: Barry 'Brooser' Cracker
Club: Kangaroos

When Sam and Woofer return from the real world, they reveal that, rather than being a real sport, Glowball is in fact elaborate scripted theatre. Brooser says this when personal information about two Glowball viewers appears on a scroll at the bottom of their T.V screen.

Brooser is described as a huge red kangaroo wearing boxing gloves.
10. Who said this: "I refuse to play in the ruck if Skeeta's roving!"?

Answer: Syd 'Swannie' Skilton

Name: Syd 'Swannie' Skilton
Club: Sydney Swans

The mascots choose to challenge the Glowball Domination League Cyber Stars to a game in an attempt to save football. Swannie says this during the argument about which positions the mascots will play in.

Swannie is described as being a slender six-foot tall white swan.
11. Who said this: "The King is about to leave the building!"?

Answer: Bernie 'Gabba' Vegas

Name: Bernie 'Gabba' Vegas
Club: Brisbane Lions

There's a big game at the SCG between Sydney and Brisbane. Bernie says this while madly pulling scarves, clappers and streamers from his locker.

Bernie likes to think of himself as being King of the world. He's also a good Elvis impersonator.
12. Who said this: "We love footy. We play it, we watch it, we walk it, we talk it, we eat it and we sleep it"?

Answer: Hudson 'Hawka' Knights

Name: Hudson 'Hawka' Knights
Club: Hawthorn

Hawka says this after the mascots introduce themselves to Toby.

Hawka is described as being a strong bird with a big blonde hairdo.
13. Who said this: "Old Jock doesn't trust anybody who doesn't barrack for Collingwood"?

Answer: Trevor 'Saint' Kilda

Name: Trevor 'Saint' Kilda
Club: St. Kilda

Trev says this after Jock storms angrily out of the change-rooms when Toby tells him he's not a Collingwood supporter.

Trev is described as being an all-round nice guy with an infectious smile.
14. Who said this: "He went into a panic, started kicking and screaming and carrying on like we'd stolen his first draft pick"?

Answer: Woofer 'Dogg' Whitten

Name: Woofer 'Dogg' Whitten
Club: Western Bulldogs

Bernie is hooked on Glowball. Woofer says this as a way of explaining Bernie's reaction to anyone changing T.V channels.

Woofer is described as being a short, stocky, barrel-chested bulldog.
15. Who said this: "How about I dance on your head and stick fireworks up your duck's bum, dodo?"

Answer: Tiger 'Stripes' Dyer

Name: Tiger 'Stripes' Dyer
Club: Richmond

Stripes says this in response to Swannie's suggestion of using fireworks and dancing girls to get people back into watching real footy instead of Glowball.

Stripes is described as a gigantic tiger with a battered left knee.
16. Who said this: "No, no, no. To the right. Move it higher and to the right, Thundapants"?

Answer: Claude 'Curls' Crow

Name: Claude 'Curls' Crow
Club: Adelaide

Claude says this while his room-mate, Tommy, is trying to fix the MascotVision T.V

Claude is described as being a big jet-black crow and a pocket-sized control freak.
17. Who said this: "Eighty-three goals so far this season. On track for a ton."

Answer: Pill

Pill is Toby's magic talking football.
18. Who said this: "Interesting concept, mascots. And why would I want to accept this bold challenge?"

Answer: Zee Sweet

Zee Sweet is the owner of the Glowball Domination League. She uses mind-controlling headphones as a way of getting people to watch Glowball. Once the viewers put the headphones on, they can't take their eyes of the screen.

Zee says this when the mascots put forward their idea of challenging the Glowball Domination League Cyber Stars to a game.
19. Who said this: "Kick this, Jock, and you're our full-forward"?

Answer: Toby

Ten-year-old Toby Coleman comes from the outback town of Binnalong.

Jock and Toby don't get along very well, and, during training for the Glowball Domination League game, Toby challenges Jock to kick a goal from 65m. Guess what? He kicks it. Not bad for an old bird.
20. Who said this: "This is more than T.V, Mrs Coleman. Much, much more. This is GDL. It's fabulous, it's free and it's already the biggest sports phenomenon in Australia and around the world"?

Answer: GDL Salesman

The salesman says this when he's trying to convince Toby's mum, Emily, to let him install a GDL box onto the family T.V
Source: Author ElusiveDream

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