"How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" Quiz

Answer: dice

Zoidberg apparently doesn't know what poker is because he says, "I say let the dice do the talking".

Answer: 36

We can see a badge on his shirt with the number 36 on it. He mentions to the crew about the inspection coming up and that he'll finally be promoted to grade 35. He then points out his badge.

Answer: potato

Leela invites Hermes to play poker with her friends. He says that he spent all day putting his office in order and has to go home and relax the traditional Jamaican way. Fry says, "Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man".

Answer: an A

His exact words are, "Finally, I have a good claw. See, three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery."

Answer: big ghosts and a tornado

The other poker players find out that Bender was using x-ray glasses in the game. They chase him into Hermes's office and start pounding him. We don't see what happens, but we can hear all kinds of noises. Hermes comes back and finds his office a wreck with Bender lying in a pile of wreckage. Bender says, "Uh...it was ghosts, big ones...and a tornado".

Answer: 19

The inspector shows up and introduces herself to Hermes as Morgan Proctor, Bureaucrat, Grade 19.

Answer: do a flip

Hermes wants to jump because the condition of his office will get him demoted. He says, "I'm going to jump!" The crew says "no" and "don't", but Bender says, "Do a flip".

Answer: liver

The Professor says, "Please, old friend don't jump. Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it you know".

Answer: 78.36

While Hermes's co-workers are down on the sidewalk telling him not to jump, LaBarbara shows up and also tells him not to jump. Hermes says, "Out of my way, wife. I wasn't cut out to be a bureaucrat anyway. I'm only anal 78.36% of the time".

Answer: krill

Hermes decides not to jump because he will get demoted if he does. Back in the conference room, Morgan relieves Hermes of duty and puts him on paid vacation. Zoidberg recommends the health cure on Spa Five. He says he doesn't know anything about it but they give him a bucket of krill for every patient he sends.

Answer: dirty

Morgan is doing a locker check with Fry, Leela, and Bender. When she opens Fry's locker and sees all the gross stuff inside she dismisses Bender and Leela. She then walks up to Fry and says, "Face it, Fry. You're a slob", kisses him, then says "A dirty filthy slob. Dirty boy! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!"

Answer: smart making

Morgan downloads Bender's brain onto a floppy disc and says that everything that is Bender is right here, holding up the disc. Fry then says, "But, Bender need brain...for smart making".

Answer: five

Bender first says it right after Morgan downloads his brain. The second time is when Fry tells his coworkers what happened. The third time right before entering the Central Bureaucracy, the fourth in the central filing room after seeing the master in pile, and the fifth time as part of Hermes song he sings when sorting the master in pile.

Answer: Great panda of Uganda!

Hermes says, "Sweet gorilla on Manila!" when he gets a letter from the Central Bureaucracy, "Great cow of Moscow!" after he finds his office a total wreck, and "Sweet something of someplace" in the conference room after his coworkers convince him not to jump off the building.

Answer: 37

Hermes starts at grade 36. He gets demoted to grade 38 because he finished sorting the master in pile early. He then gets promoted to grade 37 when he finds a document filed by Morgan Proctor stamped only four times.