Quotes from "SGTE, SGTJ" Trivia Quiz

Answer: Leo

The episode opens with Leo discovering Sam asleep in Toby's office. Sam asks Leo as to why he is at work so early and he explains that there were protesters which had caused diversions all the way into work.

Answer: Leo

It was Big Block of Cheese Day. Leo met with the staff in the Roosevelt Room to give his annual Big Block of Cheese Day speech. C.J wanted to know who had allocated the appointments; it turned out Margaret had allocated the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality to C.J.

Answer: C.J

Toby entered the Big Block of Cheese Day meeting late and said, "I was waylaid. 30, 000 tourists." Larry corrected him that they are actually protesters and Toby replied, "No, don't call them protesters; I've seen better organized crowds at the DMV." Leo told Toby that his assignment was "meeting the amateurs" and C.J informed that she had arranged that no cameras would be there and it would only be picked up on the wire. C.J asked him, "You want to make out with me right now, don't you?" and he replied, "Well, when don't I?"

Answer: President Bartlet

Charlie informed the President that the chosen site for his Presidential library had fallen through and Charlie told him that "Your brother's been speaking with Neda Wallin, counsel to the Bartlet Presidential Library Commission and apparently the site violates the Historic Barn and Bridges Preservation Act." The President asked what the bill states and Charlie replies, "Requires that all non-housing farm and ranch structures built prior to 1900 be preserved by the owners unless destroyed by an act of God." That was when the President asked which governor had signed it into law and then realised it was him.

Answer: Dr. Nancy McNally

The National Security Adviser asked to see Sam in the situation room and asked him to drop Daniel Gault from the pardon list. Nancy McNally produced a NSA folder to prove to Sam that Daniel Gault was a spy. Then, Sam went on to read about Daniel Gault's criminal actions against the US.

Answer: C.J

C.J along with Josh met with the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality who requested that "President Bartlet aggressively support legislation that would make it mandatory for every public school in America to teach geography using the Peters Projection Map instead of the traditional Mercator." Josh replied, "Give me 200 bucks and it's done." C.J went on to ask why the maps needed changing and they explained "the Mercator Projection has fostered European imperialist attitudes for centuries and created an ethnic bias against a Third World."

Answer: Toby

Toby had trouble conducting "a free exchange of ideas" with the protestors. He explained to his police escort, Rhonda Sachs, the advantages of the WTO (The World Trade Organisation)and he finally got them settled and he conducted a forum answering the protestor's questions.

Answer: Toby

Josh turned up to check on Toby and see how he was getting on. Toby protested to Josh "'Cause I'm not allowed to get arrested anymore." Later on, Josh told Sam and Donna that Toby "blew the doors off the place."

Answer: Sam

In my opinion, this was Rob Lowe's finest performance. Sam tells Donna the reason as to why Stephanie deserves to know what her grandfather really did. Donna reasoned that Sam was personally in a bad place following the news of his father's infidelity but he saw sense and did not tell Stephanie about her grandfather.

Answer: Donna

Following the emotional rollercoaster of the week, Sam tells Donna, "It's just there are certain things you're sure of... like longitude and latitude." They hug and are interrupted by Josh and Toby who tells Donna that "Toby and I are going to get Sam drunk, and then put him to bed." Donna says she'll come and Sam tells them that he'll catch them up and begins to ring his father.