Season 1 Quotes Trivia Quiz

Answer: Hawkeye

Hawkeye once again showed he was far superior in the operating room so Frank told Hawkeye, "Your conduct in there was not only unbecoming an officer, it was equally reprehensible as a medical man!"

Answer: Frank

Trapper: "I thought you were Frank's bag!"
Trapper was working out using Frank's duffel bag as a punching bag hoping to beat a sister MASH camp's boxer.

Answer: Ten mile hike

Henry named Hawkeye Chief Surgeon telling Frank, who wanted it, that Hawkeye was far more qualified than Frank. Frank with Margaret's urging called General Barker. Hawkeye and Trapper in trying to get Hawkeye not in trouble got General Barker to help in the OR. General Barker was appreciative of Pierce making him work

Answer: Constructive criticism

Hawkeye: "Oh, you want a constructive criticism. You're right. How about, you stink! And so does this little movie show and Lieutenant Bricker."
Frank with Margaret's help was rehearsing his lines for the planned movie about MASH doctors ending with Hawkeye and Trapper laughed at him.

Answer: John

Chopper pilot Cowboy was wounded and wanted to go home and save his marriage only Henry refused to give it. He was waiting for a letter from his wife and in between getting it he kept trying to find ways to kill Henry. His latest attempt was him wearing a parachute but not Henry. During this chopper ride his letter from his wife came to the camp. They read the return address, Hawkeye covered up the microphone,
Hawkeye: (whispered) "Reno!"
Trapper:"Bye Henry."
Cowboy: "Yeah Reno that's where I live!"

Answer: Idiot

Hawkeye: "Henry, you're not going to endorse this major idiot's application, are you?"
Frank was in Margaret's tent when his back went out while they were dancing. Margaret managed to get him out of said tent and was quickly trying to erase the marks Frank's feet made. He applied for a purple heart and the reason on the application was: "Tripped in the mud on the way to the shower."

Answer: Catholic

Father Mulcahy: [smiling] "Would you like to be?"
Klinger had just knocked out Frank and Mulcahy was covering for him by posing Frank on a post-op bunk and lying to the MP.

Answer: Shell

Frank: "We've got to evacuate immediately!"
Hawkeye: "I think I did."
During the Army-Navy game start bombs started falling so the group evacuated to post-op where another bomb fell causing the group to duck and cover in post-op.

Answer: MacArthur

After Hawkeye told off Frank who still think he was a far better surgeon than he Margaret dismissed Hawkeye and Trapper. Hawkeye was unfazed by Margaret's order and got the last word.
Hawkeye: (to Trapper) "Come along Mary."

Answer: Swill

Hawkeye: "Swill gin?' Sir, I have sipped, lapped and taken gin intravenously, but I have never swilled!"
Frank never liked the still in The Swamp and told his bunkmates as such.