Season 8 Quotes Trivia Quiz

Answer: Spam Parmesan

A clumsy patient was treated but was well enough to do some cooking, which Klinger was eating when Hawkeye and BJ interrupted him. The two of them began devouring the contents of the plate.

Answer: Lawyer

Hawkeye: "Are you crazy? Williamson's case has more holes in it than I have in my combat boots."
BJ: "And it doesn't smell as good."
Margaret: "It's not me. It's my father. He was so proud of me when I made major. If I go before that committee, win or lose, I'll be publicly humiliated. Maybe I could live with that but I could never live with what that would do to my father."
BJ: "Margaret, you can't just cave in like this."
Margaret: " I have no choice. Excuse me. I've lost my appetite."
Some old friends of Margaret's were suspected as communists as was Margaret whom no one in camp believed was so.

Answer: Radar

Potter got a wire form Mrs. O'Reilly saying that Radar's Uncle Ed passed away. Potter ordered Radar to have a hardship discharge as his mother needed help. Briefly Radar considered staying because he thought the camp needed him more than his mother. When he finally decided to leave the choppers arrived with a new batch of wounded.

He said goodbyes to Potter, Klinger, Mulcahy, Charles, Margaret and BJ. BJ's wife Peg and kid Erin were meeting them at the airport with Mulcahy's sister the Sister.

Answer: Hunnicutt

Potter: "Hunnicutt did that?"
Hawkeye: "Yeah, he also did that. He got drunk, he went crazy, and he punched out his two favorite roommates, me and the still."
After Radar got off the plane in California Peg and Erin Hunnicutt met him there. Peg thought it was cute when Erin ran up to Radar calling him Daddy. It really messed up BJ causing him to get drunk in the Swamp, destroy the Still and punch Hawkeye. He later got even drunker in Potter's office with Klinger who was also depressed at everyone treating him like garbage since Radar left. I've always loved that scene with BJ crying cause his kid said "Daddy" to someone that wasn't him. I've always said Mike Farrell should have gotten an Emmy for that scene alone.

Answer: Hayride

Potter: "Hold it down! That's more like it. Klinger, this lady seems a little cranky."
Klinger: "Actually, sir, it's very amusing."
Potter: "Then how come Madame Pitchfork isn't laughing?"
Klinger: "This is Mrs. Li. She thinks I was playin' footsies with her daughter here."
Potter: "This child?"
Klinger: "Yes, sir."
Potter: "Gimme that fork."
Klinger was at Rosie's Bar when a Korean girl walked in dressed to the nines and very awkwardly walking in high heels. She needed money for her and her mother and to her this was the only option. Klinger got her outside and was handing her a few bucks just as the girl's mother spotted them. Ever since then the mother was trying kill Klinger with a pitchfork thinking he did a bad thing with her daughter.
In the end a patient who had died leaving $8,873 in a money belt he said to send to his parents. After discovering the dishonest way the patient got the money Hawkeye wrote a letter with a money order and the truth of how he got the money. The family refused the money wishing to remember their son before he became dishonest. Hawkeye gave the family $500 with the remaining going towards various charities.

Answer: Hypothermia

The episode started with a quick poker game on the chopper pad then a chopper came in with a patient. He was opened up on the chopper by Hawkeye who determined the patient had 20 minutes before he's paralyzed for life. The clock remained on the screen until Kelly said the time.

Answer: Talking, hating, dating

A nurse was studying to enter medical school and believed that everyone hated her and was talking about her. Thanks to Potter's speech to Hawkeye, Margaret and Mulcahy the nurse was still going to study for medical school.

Answer: Major Winchester

Margaret then takes Charles' gun and goes into her tent where two Gunshots are heard.
Margaret: "There I was in my tent. Suddenly, a sniper leaped out at me and fired two shots! Bang! Bang! Without hesitation, my valiant footlocker flung itself in the direct line of fire giving its life that I might live. So take this worthless piece of junk and get me a new one! And make it quick, or I'll use the same technique to replace a defective company clerk. Thank you, Major."

Answer: Infant

Someone left a baby girl at the Swamp and it's crying woke up Hawkeye, BJ and Charles who picked up the baby and briefly accused Hawkeye and BJ of the baby being theirs. It turns out the baby's father was an American GI who was killed in action. Since she was half Korean and half American there was virtually no hope of getting her adopted or sent to an orphanage. According to Mulcahy the orphanage will take her in but the children in the orphanage will treat her cruelly because she's not a full Korean.

They had no choice after several attempts to get her to the States but to leave her at a monastery. The monastery would house, feed and educate her until she was of age at which time no one would know she was half Korean and half American.

Answer: Week

After Hawkeye got a tab at the Officer's Club of $38.22 Hawkeye couldn't take the fact the tab doesn't include Rosie's or the still. So he vowed to not drink for a week. During an OR session a scared patient pulled the pin out of a grenade and Hawkeye's quick thinking saved everyone's life as he held his hand tight over it. Mulcahy got on the floor to look for the pin and thankfully he did.