Unbeknownst to Margo, Eve has placed a call to Bill in California, to be connected at midnight New York time, for his birthday. Part of the conversation from Margo is "In a tin can, cellophane, or ___________, I want you home."
Answer: wrapped in a Navajo blanket
"Well if you won't say it to me then sing it! Oh Bill, it's your birthday." Margo was a little confused.