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Quiz about Fancy A Quotation Challenge
Quiz about Fancy A Quotation Challenge

Fancy A Quotation Challenge? Trivia Quiz


Here are 25 multi-choice quotations designed to bamboozle and amuse players. Some are so funny and clever that the world should be remindful of their existence. Please have fun.

A multiple-choice quiz by Quizzical. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
Quizzical
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
34,077
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
13 / 25
Plays
1372
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Question 1 of 25
1. Who said,'Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs'? Hint


Question 2 of 25
2. Who said,'We're gonna sell you this seat, but you're only going to use the edge of it'? Hint


Question 3 of 25
3. Who said, 'Some of my best leading men have been horses and dogs'? Hint


Question 4 of 25
4. Who said, 'The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo'? Hint


Question 5 of 25
5. Who said, 'There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded'? Hint


Question 6 of 25
6. Who said, 'I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you'? Hint


Question 7 of 25
7. Who said, 'There are three things that my brother Chico is always on; a phone, a horse or a broad'? Hint


Question 8 of 25
8. Who said, 'A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it'? Hint


Question 9 of 25
9. Who said, 'I guess a film in which I didn't end up in bed, in the sea, or in a hot tub, would have the same appeal as a Clint Eastwood movie in which nobody got shot'? Hint


Question 10 of 25
10. Who said, on bisexuality, 'It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night'? Hint


Question 11 of 25
11. Who said, 'In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl'? Hint


Question 12 of 25
12. Who said, 'The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it'? Hint


Question 13 of 25
13. Who said, 'When the light goes on in the refrigerator, I do twenty minutes'? Hint


Question 14 of 25
14. Who said, 'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first'? Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. Which English writer wrote), 'The art of biography is different from geography. Geography is about maps but biography is about chaps'? Hint


Question 16 of 25
16. Who said, 'They love me in Japan. But unfortunately I don't want their love. I want their money'? Hint


Question 17 of 25
17. Who wrote, 'Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence'? Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. Who said, 'I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true'? Hint


Question 19 of 25
19. Who said, 'Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee'? Hint


Question 20 of 25
20. Who said, 'A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is'? Hint


Question 21 of 25
21. Who said of 'The Spice Girls', 'The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down'? Hint


Question 22 of 25
22. Who said, 'Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped'? Hint


Question 23 of 25
23. Who said, 'Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them'? Hint


Question 24 of 25
24. Who said, 'If this is dying, then I don't think much of it'? Hint


Question 25 of 25
25. Which famous advertising slogan did Maurice Drake coin the phrase? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Who said,'Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs'?

Answer: Alfred Hitchcock

2. Who said,'We're gonna sell you this seat, but you're only going to use the edge of it'?

Answer: Quentin Tarantino

Quoted in advertising for his 'Reservoir Dogs' (1992)
3. Who said, 'Some of my best leading men have been horses and dogs'?

Answer: Dame Elizabeth Taylor

4. Who said, 'The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo'?

Answer: Desmond Morris

English anthropologist.
5. Who said, 'There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded'?

Answer: Diana, Princess of Wales

6. Who said, 'I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you'?

Answer: Mae West

1937 film: "Every Day's a Holiday".
7. Who said, 'There are three things that my brother Chico is always on; a phone, a horse or a broad'?

Answer: Groucho Marx

8. Who said, 'A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it'?

Answer: Bob Hope

9. Who said, 'I guess a film in which I didn't end up in bed, in the sea, or in a hot tub, would have the same appeal as a Clint Eastwood movie in which nobody got shot'?

Answer: Bo Derek

10. Who said, on bisexuality, 'It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night'?

Answer: Woody Allen

11. Who said, 'In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl'?

Answer: Gary Cooper

12. Who said, 'The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it'?

Answer: Doris Day

13. Who said, 'When the light goes on in the refrigerator, I do twenty minutes'?

Answer: Jerry Lewis

On his compulsion to perform.
14. Who said, 'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first'?

Answer: Ronald Reagan

15. Which English writer {wrote), 'The art of biography is different from geography. Geography is about maps but biography is about chaps'?

Answer: Edmund Clerihew Bentley

16. Who said, 'They love me in Japan. But unfortunately I don't want their love. I want their money'?

Answer: Hugh Grant

17. Who wrote, 'Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence'?

Answer: King Vidor

In the 1928 film "The Crowd".
18. Who said, 'I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true'?

Answer: Katharine Hepburn

19. Who said, 'Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee'?

Answer: David Frost

20. Who said, 'A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is'?

Answer: Nancy Reagan

21. Who said of 'The Spice Girls', 'The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down'?

Answer: George Harrison

22. Who said, 'Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped'?

Answer: Groucho Marx

The 1937 film "A Day at the Races".
23. Who said, 'Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them'?

Answer: Margaret Mitchell

American novelist.
24. Who said, 'If this is dying, then I don't think much of it'?

Answer: Lytton Strachey

Biographer and essayist born in London (1880-1932). Words said on his deathbed.
25. Which famous advertising slogan did Maurice Drake coin the phrase?

Answer: Beanz Meanz Heinz

For Heinz baked beans in 1967.
Source: Author Quizzical

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