Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere Quiz

Answer: Council tax

Max and Paddy both sing the theme tune to the comedy. I laughed hard at this theme tune because of the countil tax joke. The boys are always on the road so they don't have to pay it.

Answer: Gypsy Joe

Gypsy Joe appears in the first episode and fakes a heart attack in a shopping centre. Max and Paddy, dressed as paramedics come to his aid and put him on a stretcher which is really a plasma screen.

Answer: Magnet & Steel

Max showed Paddy his drawings and ideas for Magnet and Steel, two heroes who go together like er, magnet and steel. Whilst camping, Paddy uses his drawings to get a fire started in the woods.

Answer: "The A Team"

The mechanic (played by Noddy Holder) tried getting his workers, Les and Dennis (a reference to another television presenter) to attack Max and Paddy. The boys sneak in to the garage and convert their van in to that of the A Team's.

Answer: Tina

Max met Tina at the Phoenix Club on New Year's Eve. The two of them dated at Blackpool and had a strong relationship until she heard Max tell jokes about her to his friends. Tina sent Max a letter explaining why she left him.

Answer: Wolfster

Max turns up at Wolfster's birthday party. Whilst here he meets his friend's wife, who turns out to be Tina.

Answer: Yes

Brian Potter, Jerry St. Clair, Young Kenny, Les and Alan all appear in the flashback where Max met Tina. In the fourth episode, Brian visits the boys in prison and most of the cast from the series appear on television talking about them.

Answer: Daniel

Daniel was born shortly after Tina left Max. She met Wolfster and he brought Daniel up thinking he was his son. After finding out he cannot see Daniel, Max and Paddy follow him to school.

Answer: Afro comb

When handing over the comb Max tells the wardens that you never know when me might need one.

Answer: Brian Potter

Max keeps trying to call Tina to get her to help get them released. When the wardens tell the boys they have a visitor, they assume its Tina but it is Brian. When told to speak to the boys through a phone, Brian tells the warden he has no change.

Answer: "Father and Son" by Kat Stevens

In the third episode, Max plays this song when chasing after Daniel. When released from prison, he speaks the lyrics of father to his son. Daniel knows Max is singing a song to him, and points out it's the Boyzone version.

Answer: A pig

Max and Paddy thought they bought a female breeding pig, but they in fact buy an old male pig.

Answer: A speed camera

The boys are caught by a speed camera and destroy it. Numerous drivers sound their horn to applaud the bouncers of their heroric act.

Answer: Max

Before Paddy became Max's door partner, Max was once paired with a friend who went to prison for ten years. The crazed bouncer is trying to become Max's best friend once again, by forcing Paddy away.

Answer: 3

Peter Kay plays the role of Max, Brian and Bolton's local chart-topper, Marc Parc. Other creations such as Keith Lard and Paul Leroy do not appear.