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"Seinfeld" Episodes And Quotes! Quiz

I will give you a quote and you have to tell me which episode it came from! I am not telling who said each quote so it may be difficult!

A multiple-choice quiz by mpp1981. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
mpp1981

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
125,662

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Very Difficult

Avg Score
4 / 10

Plays
2811

Last 3 plays: Guest 50 (4/10), CKramer (9/10), Guest 173 (3/10).

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. "Bender? He can't play left. He stinks."

Answer: (Three Words)

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Question 2 of 10

2. "Channel eleven? Forgive me for trying to class up this place, for
trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch channel eleven."

Answer: (Three Words)

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Question 3 of 10

3. "Don't play coy with me, Newman, I'm not in the mood!"
Hint

The Pitch

The Trip part 1

The Keys

The Trip part 2

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Question 4 of 10

4. "She's not a novelty act, George. Where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvas."

Answer: (Three Words)

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Question 5 of 10

5. "Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again."
Hint

The Switch

The Andrea Doria

The Marine Biologist

The Checks

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Question 6 of 10

6. "I know it's not what the ladies like. But without some solid sack
time, I'm a zombie."
Hint

The Abstinence

The Little Kicks

The Money

The Nap

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Question 7 of 10

7. "You stubborn, stupid, silly man!"

Answer: (Three Words)

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Question 8 of 10

8. "This could be so sweet, Jerry. Saving lives? She's one step away working at the "clinique" counter!"

Answer: (Two Words)

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Question 9 of 10

9. "You can say what you want about me but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here while you insult my toothbrush."
Hint

The Stakeout

The Suicide

The Truth

The Note

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Question 10 of 10

10. "I look like me and I'm working from the outside. Who do you think is
in the better position?"
Hint

The Beard

The Fusilli Jerry

The Label Maker

The Jimmy

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Most Recent Scores

Today : Guest 50: 4/10
Apr 13 2024 : CKramer: 9/10
Apr 07 2024 : Guest 173: 3/10
Mar 22 2024 : molozaur: 6/10
Mar 19 2024 : Guest 173: 5/10
Mar 17 2024 : HOW123: 9/10
Mar 12 2024 : PootyPootwell: 3/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Bender? He can't play left. He stinks."

Answer: The Pony Remark

George does not like Jerry's choice to replace him at left field! This occurs when they are discussing whether or not Jerry should attend Manya's funeral.

2. "Channel eleven? Forgive me for trying to class up this place, for trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch channel eleven."

Answer: The Pledge Drive

George is looking to get a Yankee to appear on the PBS pledge drive. He finally wins over his boss by eating his candy bar with a knife and fork!

3. "Don't play coy with me, Newman, I'm not in the mood!"

Answer: The Keys

Jerry and George confront Newman about Kramer's whereabouts. When Newman acts coy Jerry threatens to get the information from him "the hard way".

4. "She's not a novelty act, George. Where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvas."

Answer: The Lip Reader

George wants to "use" Jerry's deaf girlfriend to read lips for him. This was a classic scene where Jerry and George are talking in front of her but trying to cover their mouths so she won't read their lips. Jerry is not happy with asking her.

5. "Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again."

Answer: The Switch

This is George's response to Jerry suggesting the possibility of switching from his girlfriend to her roommate. This is also one of my all time favourite episodes. George agrees to help Jerry with a scheme and they come up with a menage a trois!

6. "I know it's not what the ladies like. But without some solid sack time, I'm a zombie."

Answer: The Money

Kramer is trying to not have his girlfriend stay over after sex, because she has the jimmy legs. She acts offended, then agrees. Later in the episode, Kramer gets scared at night and wants to sleep with her, but she refuses.

7. "You stubborn, stupid, silly man!"

Answer: The Face Painter

Kramer is very frustrated at Jerry's refusal to call Alec Berg and thank him for the hockey tickets. Jerry eventually calls but the only seats involve Puddy and his chest painting friends!

8. "This could be so sweet, Jerry. Saving lives? She's one step away working at the "clinique" counter!"

Answer: The Slicer

Jerry is debating whether or not to tell off his date for claiming to be a life saver when she was "only" a dermatologist. This quote is George's input to the debate. Jerry eventually tells her off!

9. "You can say what you want about me but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here while you insult my toothbrush."

Answer: The Suicide

Jerry doesn't appreciate Gina insulting his toothbrush! He is involved with her whilst her boyfriend is in a coma. Gina is infatuated with Jerry but Jerry is scared of Martin, her boyfriend.

10. "I look like me and I'm working from the outside. Who do you think is in the better position?"

Answer: The Label Maker

George is finding it hard to deal with the fact that his girlfriend has a male roommate who looks just like him! He tries to get around the fact, but it all backfires for George, like usual!

Source: Author mpp1981

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