"South Park" - "Scott Tenorman Must Die" Quiz

Answer: $10

He arrived at the bus stop and proudly announced to the other boys that he'd become a man because he'd gotten pubic hair. However, he also revealed that he'd bought the hairs for $10 from Scott Tenorman. Stan and Kyle explained to Cartman that you aren't supposed to buy pubic hairs; that "when you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you." Cartman was furious to realize he'd been duped and set out to get his money back.

Answer: Kris Kristofferson

Cartman had glued the pubic hairs to his chin to approximate a beard and told Scott, "Hello sir, my name is Kris Kristofferson. I'm with the IRS. I'm here to collect $10 that you owe in back-taxes." Scott, of course, didn't fall for the ruse.

Answer: $5

Upon hearing that, Cartman refused to sell back the hairs and determined to go to the fair himself. When he arrived, though, he found there was no fair and instead was hand-delivered a box full of pubic hairs!

Answer: no

After making Cartman kneel and beg for the money, Scott also make him sing, "I'm a little piggy. Here's my snout. Oink, oink, oink." Then, instead of giving him the $16.12 back, he burned the money in front of Cartman's eyes!

Answer: pony

Inspired by the movie "Hannibal", with its man-eating pigs, Cartman planned to train a pony to bite off Scott's genitals. Unfortunately, Cartman couldn't convince any of the kids to help him. What's more, the pony was a slow learner and Jimbo accused Cartman of trying to train the pony to "please" him!

Answer: Radiohead

Scott had posters of the band on the wall and was reading a magazine about them. Cartman tried to shame Scott by inviting the town to watch a video interview with the band over which he'd dubbed his own voice saying how much they hated Scott. The plan didn't work out, though, because everyone knew it was Cartman's voice. Scott then showed a video of Cartman doing the piggy song and dance, adding to Cartman shamed fury!

Answer: his parents

Stan and Kyle tipped Scott off about Cartman's plan, so Scott told his parents there was an underfed pony at Denkins' farm and persuaded his parents to go "rescue" it. It was, of course, all part of Cartman's diabolical plan!

Answer: Chef's

Cartman knew Scott had put pubic hairs in the chili he brought and had switched them out before eating anything. He then revealed that the chili he'd cooked and fed Scott was actually made of Scott's parents. He explained that he'd set Scott up to send his parents to Denkins' farm, knowing Denkins would shoot them for trespassing, then he took the bodies and cooked them into the chili.

This was a classic parody of Shakespeare's play "Titus Andronicus". In the play, Titus feeds his enemies their own sons to avenge the rape and mutilation of his daughter. Cartman certainly relished his revenge as much as Titus, though Cartman was avenging a much smaller offense: $16.12!

Answer: mom's ring finger

Ironically, four years after this episode was made, a woman claimed she found a finger in chili she'd bought from Wendy's in California and tried to sue. It was later determined that it was a hoax and the woman was arrested.

Answer: licked the tears

Scott was crying and Cartman pulled his head up to lick the tears, saying, "Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!" Horrified by Cartman's socio-pathic depravity, Kyle and Stan agreed, "it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again."