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Quiz about The Simpsons Quotable Quotes 7
Quiz about The Simpsons Quotable Quotes 7

"The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 7 Quiz


Like all my other quotes quizzes in this series, either tell me who said the quote or fill in the missing words.

A multiple-choice quiz by Fi B. Estimated time: 3 mins.
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Author
Fi B
Time
3 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
115,502
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
6 / 10
Plays
6348
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Question 1 of 10
1. 'If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm going to have to stop doing stupid things!' Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. 'I write this letter not to nag, or whine, but to prod: we CAN better ourselves.' Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. 'Homer no function beer well without'. Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. 'It's a lucky coincidence you're your sister's brother'. Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. 'Ow, my face, I'm not supposed to put weight on it!' Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Homer: 'Don't you know your town charter, boy? "If ye foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall be handed over to the village idiot." . . .' What comes next? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Homer: 'I remember it like it was yesterday.' What does Dr Hibbert reply? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Homer: 'It's easy to blame ourselves but it's even easier to blame ___.' Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Kang: 'You look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in ___?' Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. Homer: 'Marge, can I get a ___?' Marge: 'You already have a ___!' What are the missing words? Hint



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1. 'If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm going to have to stop doing stupid things!'

Answer: Homer

He says this to Marge in "Mr Plow" after he buys the plow. She replies 'Okay,' to which he says 'Fine! I'll never do anything stupid again!' And promptly walks into the car door.
2. 'I write this letter not to nag, or whine, but to prod: we CAN better ourselves.'

Answer: Lisa

In "They Saved Lisa's Brain", this letter complains of Grandma Plopwell's Pudding and the fact that at the Olympic bid, the townspeople threw pudding at each other. She then gets invited to be a part of Mensa.
3. 'Homer no function beer well without'.

Answer: Homer

In "Joy of Sect", while with The Movementarians, Homer is given no alcohol. He is trying to tell them that he is unintelligible without beer.
4. 'It's a lucky coincidence you're your sister's brother'.

Answer: Jimbo

In "Lisa On Ice", Bart is being beaten up by Jimbo and his bully friends and Lisa - the star ice-hockey goalie - comes along to save him, saying 'He's with me!'
5. 'Ow, my face, I'm not supposed to put weight on it!'

Answer: Moe

In "Pygmoelian", Moe gets a facelift and stars in a soap opera 'It Never Ends'. He says, 'I don't get it. When my face was crushed, why did it go back to my old face... should have been a different third face. Don't make no - ', and he is cut off to make way for the credits. Guess he was giving the story away like he and Homer told a season's worth of plot to the viewers of "It Never Ends" - the reason he got fired.
6. Homer: 'Don't you know your town charter, boy? "If ye foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall be handed over to the village idiot." . . .' What comes next?

Answer: 'I don't see him around, so start shoveling!'

Homer and Bart come across an abandoned sugar truck in "Lisa's Rival". Later on, Homer realises the folly of his plan and proclaims, 'A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. Oh Marge, it's clear now why God portions them out in those tiny packets'.
7. Homer: 'I remember it like it was yesterday.' What does Dr Hibbert reply?

Answer: 'It happened today.'

This is in "Children of A Lesser Clod". Homer is describing how he has broken his leg.
8. Homer: 'It's easy to blame ourselves but it's even easier to blame ___.'

Answer: Apu

This is in the Valentine's Day episode "I'm With Cupid" when Apu gives Manjula a gift every day for a week, to prove his love. Yes, this is also the episode in which Homer says to Sir Elton John 'I'm your biggest fan! I've tape-recorded all of your songs off the radio!' and he buys Marge a card with monkeys and bananas on it that says 'You're a-peeling. Let's never split!'
9. Kang: 'You look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in ___?'

Answer: mass

He says this to Marge when she was abducted, and he then impregnated her with Maggie. This is in the 'Treehouse of Horror' episode where the Simpsons fight out their battle with the aliens on "Jerry Springer". Bart later remarks that even Jerry Springer couldn't solve their problems.
10. Homer: 'Marge, can I get a ___?' Marge: 'You already have a ___!' What are the missing words?

Answer: duck, monkey

Homer then replies 'Can he get a duck?' in a really cute sheepish voice. He'd seen an ad for a duck on the TV. This is the episode in which he has the helper monkey, Mojo, that he supposedly bought for Grampa. In the store when he buys it, the clerk asks him what his disability is and Homer says 'I'm not disabled, I'm just lazy!' if you've noticed most of these are Homer quotes, it's because I think he always says the funniest things, and I like the funny quotes. Hope you enjoyed this quotes quiz, look out for more to come.
Source: Author Fi B

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