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1. In a sports bar, a slacker says to a little boy: 'My mother always said that soda rots your teeth but you're gonna lose them teeth anyway so rot on, right?'
2. 'You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.'
3. 'Yoo hoo. I'll make you famous.'
4. A father and daughter are at the breakfast table:
'No thanks, I don't like eggs.'
'What?'
'But you love eggs!'
'Okay, then give me lots of eggs.'
5. A southern good looking lawyer says: 'I am a liberal Row-Ark. What I am not is a card-carrying ACLU radical.'
6. Sitting around a campfire.
First guy: 'I'm always considerate. It's something my mother taught me.'
Second guy laughs.
First guy: 'Why do you laugh? You don't think I'm considerate?'
Second guy: 'I don't believe you had a mother.'
7. In a parking lot in the summertime: 'I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies! Fry!'
8. 'I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone.'
9. 'What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one... and my bladder explodes?'
10. In a convenience store, two cops say:
'Now back up, put down the gun and give me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.'
'And some Skittles.'
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