The Longest Yard Trivia Quiz

Answer: his beer

After insulting a police officer with big ears, Paul takes off from the police. There is a 30 second car chase until Paul hits the brakes and all of the police cars collide with him. Paul emerges from his wrecked car to say "Good news boys, I didn't spill my beer."

Answer: Caretaker

Chris Rock plays Caretaker. Before games he rallies the team. As he finds out on the computer he only has 1/2 of a star in toughness. Over time in the movie he becomes Paul's (Adam Sandler) best friend until his own death near the end of the movie.

Answer: Crewe

Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) is an ex-football player who quit after being accused of shaving points in a game. He is the main character in this movie. He gets sent off to prison where he must put together a football team to play against the guards. In the end he prevails in the game against the guards by getting a 2 point conversion.

Answer: Quarterback

Paul Crewe was an MVP quarterback until he was accused of shaving points and had to quit. Once in prison he gets to play QB again for the Mean Machine.

Answer: Deacon

Paul approaches the African Americans because the football team needs speed. All of them decline him, but then Deacon challenges him to a game of basketball. Paul just barely loses the game, but in doing so, earns the respect of Earl Meggot who decides to join the team.

Answer: Texas

"The Longest Yard" takes place in Texas. Even though Paul is arrested in San Diego, he goes to jail in Texas. We find this out when Paul is talking to the warden when he first arrives at the prison.

Answer: a bomb

Caretaker goes into Paul's cell when no one is there, to give him a picture of Paul playing football. Caretaker hears the bad music coming from Paul's radio so he goes to turn it off. When he touches the knob the radio blows up, killing Caretaker.

Answer: Mean Machine

The team never gets a name until the end of the movie when Paul hands out the jerseys that Caretaker got before he died. Already written on these jerseys is the team name Mean Machine.

Answer: A Diet Coke

During try-outs Paul holds a race. The fat Kansas State Guy collapses on the ground before finishing the race. First he screams that he'd better not get cut, but then screams for someone to bring him a Diet Coke.

Answer: Nate Scarborough

Nate is the coach of the team, but gets some playing time in the game against the guards. He becomes coach after watching the team's practices from his cell and decides that the team needs a leader. He then approaches Caretaker and Paul who lets him have the job.