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Try to Make Them Go to Rehab Trivia Quiz


Alcohol is, first and foremost, a social lubricant. My last couple of quizzes have been rather serious, so here is a quiz about the socially lubricated.

A multiple-choice quiz by Correspondguy. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Time
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320,941
Updated
Dec 03 21
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Question 1 of 10
1. Winston Churchill was a man who liked his liquor. According to the Winston Churchill Center, he cultivated the impression that he drank more than he did, and was seldom, if ever, visibly impaired. Which makes the following exchange funnier. He was once approached by Bessie Braddock, who said "Sir, you are drunk." What was his devastating response? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Dylan Thomas liked a whisky (to use the British spelling), but he liked several of them more. On November 3, 1953, despite suffering from bad health, he went out to the White Horse Tavern in New York City (where he was performing in "Under Milk Wood"), where he had a few of his favorite adult beverages. When he returned to his hotel, he made a famous announcement. What was it? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. W.C. Fields also liked his booze, although he got a late start. He first became famous as a Vaudeville juggler and eschewed alcohol because of concerns that it would hurt his performance. Later, he was able to overcome this concern, saying, " 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink," but he added a famous regret. What was it? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. While we're on the subject of W.C. Fields, he often alluded to the fact that alcohol is sometimes offered as a restorative to someone who suffers a shock. He said "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake..." adding what caveat, allowing him to imbibe at will? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Raymond Chandler, in the words of Ross McDonald, wrote like "a slumming angel" and produced some of the classics of pulp fiction. One of his books, "The Big Sleep," was made into a movie starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall and stands as one of the classics of "film noir." Unfortunately for the complex plot of "The Big Sleep," Chandler habitually wrote with a bottle of whiskey next to the typewriter, accounting for a rather cavalier attitude towards plotting. When the novel was adapted into a screenplay, someone noticed that one of the murders in the novel went unsolved. So, they asked Chandler who had done it. What was his response? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Dorothy Parker was another one of those people who got a little too socially lubricated for their own good (it eventually killed her). But, before it got out of hand, it sharpened her wit to a stiletto point. She once observed that she'd left a party because of what potential problem? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Another person more famous for appearing to drink all the time rather than actually drinking all the time was Dean Martin. According to Shirley MacLaine, although Martin had an omnipresent glass when performing, it held apple juice, not liquor. Anyway, Dean Martin had what famous piece of advice for drinkers? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Benjamin Franklin isn't well known for his insights into theology. That's because Franklin didn't express a lot of insights into theology. He did, however, make a statement speculating on the connection between alcohol and God. What was it? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Sometimes the witty remark comes long after the fact. Comedian Denis Leary once summed up a particular rock musician's career in three short sentences: "I'm drunk, I'm nobody. I'm drunk, I'm famous. I'm drunk, I'm dead." Who was the semi-mythic figure he dismissed with twelve words? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. There is a long-standing rumor that Ulysses S. Grant was a drunk, or as we'd say it today, an alcoholic. The reason I say "rumor" is because there wasn't a lot of evidence for it at the time and no new evidence has emerged over time. Anyway, the rumor reached Abraham Lincoln, who responded with a remark typical of Lincoln's focus on results rather than appearances. What did Lincoln say? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Winston Churchill was a man who liked his liquor. According to the Winston Churchill Center, he cultivated the impression that he drank more than he did, and was seldom, if ever, visibly impaired. Which makes the following exchange funnier. He was once approached by Bessie Braddock, who said "Sir, you are drunk." What was his devastating response?

Answer: "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

According to his daughter, Churchill had a habit of making a drink by covering the bottom of a glass with scotch, filling the rest with water, and sipping at it throughout the morning. My personal expertise in such matters suggests that he was imbibing about as much alcohol as someone who washes their mouth with Scope.

The Winston Churchill Center cites Dr. John H. Mather as saying Mr. Churchill's blood pressure was 140/80 until his eighties, so whatever he was doing, it wasn't getting hammered.
2. Dylan Thomas liked a whisky (to use the British spelling), but he liked several of them more. On November 3, 1953, despite suffering from bad health, he went out to the White Horse Tavern in New York City (where he was performing in "Under Milk Wood"), where he had a few of his favorite adult beverages. When he returned to his hotel, he made a famous announcement. What was it?

Answer: "I've had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that is a record."

I first heard this quote as his last words, which they might have been. Well, that's if we presume that "last words" means "last thing worth hearing." The reality is that Thomas reeled back to the hotel (although he might have been exaggerating, the barman suggested he might have had nine whiskies, which is still a LOT), passed out, stayed in bed the 4th, was admitted to the hospital on the 5th ("profoundly comatose") and died on the 9th. So, even though he died six days later, the last thing he said that made sense could have been the 18 whiskies remark.
3. W.C. Fields also liked his booze, although he got a late start. He first became famous as a Vaudeville juggler and eschewed alcohol because of concerns that it would hurt his performance. Later, he was able to overcome this concern, saying, " 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink," but he added a famous regret. What was it?

Answer: "I never had the courtesy to thank her."

W.C. Fields has a bunch of wonderful quips about his drinking. One of which is from his movie "You Can't Cheat an Honest Man" - "Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!" If you get a chance, listen to his radio shows with Edgar Bergen/Charlie McCarthy. They're hysterical.
4. While we're on the subject of W.C. Fields, he often alluded to the fact that alcohol is sometimes offered as a restorative to someone who suffers a shock. He said "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake..." adding what caveat, allowing him to imbibe at will?

Answer: "...which I also keep handy."

As a personal anecdote, I once knew someone who tried to cure her own fear of snakes by keeping a rubber one in a desk drawer. I never quite understood her logic, but I have to admire her strength of character.
5. Raymond Chandler, in the words of Ross McDonald, wrote like "a slumming angel" and produced some of the classics of pulp fiction. One of his books, "The Big Sleep," was made into a movie starring Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall and stands as one of the classics of "film noir." Unfortunately for the complex plot of "The Big Sleep," Chandler habitually wrote with a bottle of whiskey next to the typewriter, accounting for a rather cavalier attitude towards plotting. When the novel was adapted into a screenplay, someone noticed that one of the murders in the novel went unsolved. So, they asked Chandler who had done it. What was his response?

Answer: "They sent me a wire... asking me, and dammit I didn't know either."

"The Big Sleep" is number two on my list of best movies ever. "Bull Durham" is number one. My favorite exchange in "The Big Sleep" is:
"That's my business."
"I could make your business my business."
"You wouldn't like it. The pay's too small."
6. Dorothy Parker was another one of those people who got a little too socially lubricated for their own good (it eventually killed her). But, before it got out of hand, it sharpened her wit to a stiletto point. She once observed that she'd left a party because of what potential problem?

Answer: "One more drink, and I'd have been under the host."

Dorothy Parker was incredibly funny and incredibly depressed. She had a way of skewering people that was just awesome. One of my favorites is from her book review column, written under the title "Constant Reader," where in her review of "The House at Pooh Corner," she wrote "It is that word 'hummy,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up."
7. Another person more famous for appearing to drink all the time rather than actually drinking all the time was Dean Martin. According to Shirley MacLaine, although Martin had an omnipresent glass when performing, it held apple juice, not liquor. Anyway, Dean Martin had what famous piece of advice for drinkers?

Answer: "If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."

Martin's vanity license plate read "Drunky." I respectfully submit that no one who was actually drunk all the time would use that plate. I know I wouldn't have when I drank.
8. Benjamin Franklin isn't well known for his insights into theology. That's because Franklin didn't express a lot of insights into theology. He did, however, make a statement speculating on the connection between alcohol and God. What was it?

Answer: "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Franklin wasn't the most religious person, but I doubt he would have said anything as baldly cynical as equating the eucharist and drunkenness. "Malt does more than Milton can..." is A.E. Houseman, and the last one is original with me.
9. Sometimes the witty remark comes long after the fact. Comedian Denis Leary once summed up a particular rock musician's career in three short sentences: "I'm drunk, I'm nobody. I'm drunk, I'm famous. I'm drunk, I'm dead." Who was the semi-mythic figure he dismissed with twelve words?

Answer: Jim Morrison

Leary's joke was actually about the Oliver Stone film "The Doors" in which Val Kilmer played Jim Morrison. He famously added "Big fat dead guy in a bathtub. There's your movie." Personally, I feel that the Doors are the most overrated band in the history of rock.

Not the worst, just the group with the greatest difference between how important (or good) people think they were and how important they actually were.
10. There is a long-standing rumor that Ulysses S. Grant was a drunk, or as we'd say it today, an alcoholic. The reason I say "rumor" is because there wasn't a lot of evidence for it at the time and no new evidence has emerged over time. Anyway, the rumor reached Abraham Lincoln, who responded with a remark typical of Lincoln's focus on results rather than appearances. What did Lincoln say?

Answer: If he could find the brand of whiskey Grant drank, he'd send it to the other generals.

My quick and dirty research was unable to locate the exact quote, but it's clear that Lincoln didn't think Grant was a drunk, and even if there was some reason to think so, he was doing the job Lincoln needed him to do. I made the other three quotes up. Lincoln, by the way, was bedeviled by the fact that it was nearly impossible to get Union Generals to move quickly and correctly.
Source: Author Correspondguy

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