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1. Q disappears and a ghostly apparition resembling Captain Kirk materializes in front of Picard.
Captain Kirk: "I am the Ghost of Captains Past."
Captain Picard jerks his shirt down [the Picard Maneuver] and stares at this apparition.
Captain Kirk: "You will be visited by two other ghosts on this night. We will tell you of our adventures. On my first adventure as captain of the Enterprise, I was forced to kill my friend Garry Mitchell. He had gained the powers of a god after the Enterprise went through a mysterious barrier in space. What was the name of that adventure?"
2. The Ghost of Captains Past and Picard materialize on a busy street in 20th century Earth. A younger Kirk is holding back Dr. McCoy, who is trying to save a beautiful woman from being run over by a truck. Because of Kirk's interference, the woman is hit and killed.
Captain Kirk: "I had to stop Bones [McCoy] from saving that woman. If he had saved her, the Nazis would have won World War II, and Starfleet would have never existed."
Captain Picard: "How did this all happen Captain?"
Captain Kirk: "Call me Jim. This started when Dr. McCoy accidentally injected himself with a drug that causes insanity and paranoia in large doses. He beamed down to the planet the Enterprise was orbiting and stepped through a time portal known as the Guardian of Forever. I was forced to follow him so he could not save the woman. What was that woman's name?"
3. The Ghost of Captains Past and Picard materialize in the engine room of the USS Enterprise. Scotty is nervously installing a cloaking device into the ship's engines.
Captain Kirk: "This was the adventure where Spock killed me with a Vulcan Death Grip."
Captain Picard: "Vulcan Death Grip? I've never heard..."
Captain Kirk: "That's because it doesn't exist. We faked my death so that I could sneak aboard an alien craft and steal their cloaking device. Which alien race was it?"
4. As Kirk disappears, a ghostly apparition that resembles Commander Benjamin Sisko materializes.
Commander Sisko: "I am the Ghost of Captains Present. You will kill my wife in the future."
Captain Picard: "I'm sorry. I had no idea."
Commander Sisko: "I forgive you for your future actions. If you don't know, my name is Benjamin Sisko and I am the commander of the space station Deep Space Nine, orbiting the planet Bajor. Before the Federation took it over, it was owned by the Cardassians and called ______."
5. The Ghost of Captains Present and Picard materialize in a control cubicle aboard the USS Defiant. Lt. Worf and a nondescript Cardassinan are fighting in hand-to-hand combat. Both appear to be evenly matched.
Captain Picard: "I find it amazing that anyone is able to hold their own against Mr. Worf."
Commander Sisko: "True, but Elim Garak is a man of many talents. You won't believe what his occupation is on Deep Space Nine. He's a _______."
6. The Ghost of Captains Present and Picard materialize in a bustling bar aboard Deep Space Nine.
Commander Sisko: "That Ferengi over there is Quark, the owner of this establishment. If he's not milking the customers out of their savings at the Dabo tables, he's making a shady deal with some low life, only one step ahead of Constable Odo."
Captain Picard: "I've fought the Ferengi before. They are vicious fighters, but prefer money above all else."
Commander Sisko: "You should try reading their bible, 'The Rules of Acquisition'. It's fascinating how they have developed their entire culture from a foundation of greed. They pick their leaders from those who are the best at acquiring assets. They call their leader ______."
7. As Sisko teleports away, a ghostly apparition resembling Captain Kathryn Janeway materializes in front of Picard.
Captain Janeway: "I am the Ghost of Captains Future. My ship, the USS Voyager, and I were thrown hundreds of light years out of known space. It took seven years for us to limp back to normal space. This all started after I was forced to rescue my security officer Tuvok after he had infiltrated the _____."
8. The Ghost of Captains Future and Picard materialize in the sickbay of the USS Voyager. A bald gentleman somehow sees them and says, "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
Captain Janeway: "That is actually a hologram. More specifically, it's the Emergency Medical Hologram that we have had to use as our doctor ever since our original doctor died."
Captain Picard: "He looks so human."
Captain Janeway: "He looks exactly like the man who created him. I believe his name was _______."
9. Janeway and Picard materialize in a large storage room aboard the USS Voyager. There seems to be a Borg alcove there with a woman sleeping inside. The woman is a beautiful blonde haired angel with a uniform so tight it looks painted on and she has a few Borg implants on her otherwise flawless face.
Captain Janeway: "That is Seven of Nine. I rescued her when I was on a Borg cube a while ago. She remembers very little of her past, but I eventually was able to figure out her real name, which is _________."
10. As Janeway teleports away, Picard disappears once again. and finds himself back in his quarters aboard the USS Enterprise. He sees Q dressed in his captain's uniform.
Q: "Jean Luc, welcome back."
Captain Picard: "Q, what was the point of all this?"
Q: "If you have to ask, you're not ready to know. In an unrelated question, how's the heart been recently?"
Captain Picard: "What?"
Q: "You know, the heart you lost when you battled with those aliens so many years ago and had it replaced with an artificial one. Which alien race was it?"
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