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1. "I know one of the best pens has gone missing. Can I have it back, please?"
2. "You listen to me, you tubby little tit witch!"
3. "Fear is the best insurance that money can buy."
4. "In this house, the first Monday of every month is Nude Day."
5. "Of course, it's a slippery slope from there, isn't it? Diamond White for breakfast, making a pass at your son's best friend, waking up in a strange bed with a lorry driver from Wetherby, before you know it you're slumped by the war memorial in a pool of your own pee, singing "Lady Marmalade" at the top of your voice, never thinking your employer might be driving past on her way to the sauna."
6. "Is time for dessert. Why don't you go and fetch us a Kinder Egg each from the box in the attic?"
7. "You're always engaged girl, but not to me, is there room in your heart for my last 2p?"
8. "You cowards! You whoremongers! Idolaters, liars! Your place is in the lake of fire and sulphur where you will die the second death! The death that burns and tears for all eternity!"
9. "One little prick and it'll all be over."
10. "Come for me when the fiery ball weighs heavy in the sky."
11. "Dykes on the other hand are evil."
12. "No, I said she looks about a hundred years old, I didn't say she looked like a moose."
13. "Eskewed beef! Have anybody got any bockle ourange joof?"
14. "Me and Mama are going to go into town, sell some pegs."
15. "I once saw daddy beat a man until both he and the man were crying."
Source: Author
leezie
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ArleneRimmer before going online.
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