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Quiz about Life of Sir Walter Scott Not  Monty Python Quiz
Quiz about Life of Sir Walter Scott Not  Monty Python Quiz

Life of Sir Walter Scott (Not Monty Python) Quiz


Please enjoy this quiz that is not on "Monty Python's Flying Circus", but on the life and works of Sir Walter Scott.

A multiple-choice quiz by Squiddyboy. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
Squiddyboy
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
86,079
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Tough
Avg Score
6 / 10
Plays
727
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Question 1 of 10
1. Sir Walter Scott was called a bastard by which of these illustrious English authors? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. If Sir Walter Scott came up to you and said "My nipples explode with delight!", which would be the best explanation for his strange behavior? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Sir Walter Scott was at the beach one day and found a mollusk raping another mollusk. He most likely found a __________? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. If Sir Walter Scott ate a piece of chocolate that pierced his cheeks, it would be called _____________? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Sir Walter Scott, a known pornographer, was once apprehended by Inspector Dim. What did Dim always wish to be? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Sir Walter Scott was outraged when a documentary about himself was continually interupted by a ________________. Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Who is the author of "Ivanhoe"? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Sir Walter Scott was born in Edinburgh. An evil Blancmange would think that he was _______________? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Sir Walter Scott wrote many novels about cultural strife. "Waverly" dealt with a Scotish rebellion against England. "The Talisman" dealt with the tension between Christian culture and Muslim culture. "Ivanhoe" was concerned with the discord between the Normans and the Saxons. If any of the Saxons lost their brain in battle, where could they find a replacement? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. Sir Walter Scott was trying to find the English Olympic Hide-and-Seek champion before the Paraguayan contestant. Where should Sir Walter look? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Sir Walter Scott was called a bastard by which of these illustrious English authors?

Answer: Charles Dickens

Scott tried to blame the loony version of "Ivanhoe" on Charles Dickens.
2. If Sir Walter Scott came up to you and said "My nipples explode with delight!", which would be the best explanation for his strange behavior?

Answer: He is actually Hungarian and reading from a phrase book

A nasty person once made an extremely silly Hungarian-English phrase book.
3. Sir Walter Scott was at the beach one day and found a mollusk raping another mollusk. He most likely found a __________?

Answer: scallop

The only mollusk that is more depraved than the scallop is the clam.
4. If Sir Walter Scott ate a piece of chocolate that pierced his cheeks, it would be called _____________?

Answer: Spring Surprise

This candy is made by Whizzo, manufacturer of "Crunchy Frog".
5. Sir Walter Scott, a known pornographer, was once apprehended by Inspector Dim. What did Dim always wish to be?

Answer: a window washer

Inspector Dim wished to "Scrub-a-dub-dub" all day long.
6. Sir Walter Scott was outraged when a documentary about himself was continually interupted by a ________________.

Answer: documentary about forestry

The documentary was continually interupted by a narrator for a forestry program.
7. Who is the author of "Ivanhoe"?

Answer: Sir Walter Scott

Sir Walter Scott authored such classics as "The Talisman" and "The Heart of Midlothian".
8. Sir Walter Scott was born in Edinburgh. An evil Blancmange would think that he was _______________?

Answer: a horrible tennis player

Evil space Blancmanges transformed every Englishman and woman into Scotsmen. Their plan was to turn everyone into bad tennis players so they could win Wimbledon.
9. Sir Walter Scott wrote many novels about cultural strife. "Waverly" dealt with a Scotish rebellion against England. "The Talisman" dealt with the tension between Christian culture and Muslim culture. "Ivanhoe" was concerned with the discord between the Normans and the Saxons. If any of the Saxons lost their brain in battle, where could they find a replacement?

Answer: Curry's

Curry's has the finest selection of new brains and their prices can't be beat either!
10. Sir Walter Scott was trying to find the English Olympic Hide-and-Seek champion before the Paraguayan contestant. Where should Sir Walter look?

Answer: Sardinia

Sadly, the Paraguayan beat Scott. The English champ was indeed hiding in Sardinia.
Source: Author Squiddyboy

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