The Orville Quiz II

Answer: Blue goo shoots out of Darulio's forehead.

Retepsians are able release a pheromone that arouse sexual urges in any male or female in their proximity. On their planet it is considered rude if they don't accept the sexual advances of someone. When Ed learns of this in a later episode, he begins to wonder if Kelly's infidelity may have been caused by the pheromones released by Darulio. Darulio is played by Rob Lowe.

Answer: sitting on an egg

At the beginning of the episode, Bortus asks Captain Mercer if he can have a leave of absence. When Mercer asks why, Bortus tells him that he has laid an egg. Bortus needs to be off duty for 21 days for the gestation period. This is why Alara was put in charge of the ship instead of the ship's Second Officer Bortus.

Answer: a video library of all Earth's reality shows

When the Captain and Kelly are freed from the zoo, the zookeeper sets up a giant screen in the cell where they were held and the spectators are in awe watching "Real Housewives" and going over the video library of other shows. The zookeeper speculates that the exhibit will be the best the zoo ever had.

Answer: They were born under a bad astrological star sign.

The people on the planet they were on believe that if a person is born under certain astrological signs, they are inherently bad and evil. People born under those signs are rounded up and put into prison camps where they can do no harm. They also perform premature cesarean sections if they think a child could be born under a bad star sign.

Answer: "She once called you a bitch forty six times in one sitting."

In the episode, Ed and Kelly are tricked into believing they are boarding a transport ship that Ed's parents happen to be on. The holographic projections of Ed's parents have an uncomfortable conversation with Ed and Kelly which prompts Kelly to ask Ed what his mother really thinks of her. Ed tries to change the subject but ends up blurting out his mother's comments.

When they reach what they think is the transport ship, it vanishes and whisks Ed and Kelly off to an interplanetary zoo.

Answer: He humped a statue.

When John humps the statue he is immediately recorded by passers by and the video is downloaded on social media. John gets arrested because he quickly gets too many dislikes. There are no lawyers so John gets a public relation agent assigned to him and he has to go on an apology tour in order to bring his likes level up. If his dislikes reach a certain level, he will have to go through a surgical brain procedure which could mess up his mind.

Answer: The one wanting the divorce terminates the life of his mate.

In the episode "Primal Urges", Bortus starts spending most of his free time running sexual hologram programs. His mate Klyden becomes suspicious and discovers what Bortus is up to. Klyden stabs Bortus in the chest while he is sleeping and almost kills him.

When The Captain puts Klyden in the brig, Bortus tells the Captain to release Klyden because he was just performing a Moclan divorce ritual and has done nothing wrong.

Answer: Yaphit

Yaphit is a gelatinous life form and is one of the ship's engineers. He's always hitting up on Dr. Finn using sexual innuendos. He is voiced by comedian Norm Macdonald. Lt. Malloy, who is the ship's prankster, once tricked Bortus into eating a piece of Yaphit without either knowing what happened. Yaphit goes to sickbay and tells the doctor that feels that something is missing. Bortus then arrives complaining of digestive problems.

When the doctor finds out what happened, she give Yaphit the option of reaching into Bortus through the mouth to retrieve the piece or wait until Bortus poops it out. So of course Yaphit takes the first option.

Answer: They murdered all the humanoid inhabitants of the planet.

When the crew discover what the Kaylons did, the Kaylons commandeer the Orville and send an armada of ships to Earth to destroy all humans. Their primary goal is to destroy all humanoid life in the Galaxy.

Answer: "Just a walk in the park Kazansky."

In order to stop the Kaylon invasion, Kelly and Malloy escape from the Orville in a shuttle craft and travel to Krill territory to enlist their help in fighting the Kaylons. Kelly assures the Krill that the Kaylons will not stop after destroying Earth and will come after them next if they don't join forces.

The Krill don't believe Kelly until Kaylon ships chasing the shuttle show up and start attacking.