Subject: The Dusty Trail
Posted by: sadwings
Date: Jul 18 19
Any of you cowboys and cowgirls ever seen a dusty, unshaven bronco-buster nail the inside of a spittoon from 20 feet? Probably not all that impressive with all the tobacco-chewin' range bums we've got around these parts, but check this out - pppt….pppt….pppt….Ting! Tang! Ting! Three for three! :-)
Anyway, that's just a small part of the rip-roaring, wild west adventure just waiting for those of you who would like to saddle up and ride with us out on the Dusty Trail. We've got plenty of horses and trail gear for all comers, and we've even got a friendly, loyal, dependable dog named Happy who will take good care of us as we sleep beneath the stars and experience exciting wild west adventures every day. So whenever you'd like to take a little break from quizzing, just saddle up and ride along with us for a spell, partners! We'd love to have you along one and all! :-)
Posted by: sadwings
Date: Jul 18 19
Any of you cowboys and cowgirls ever seen a dusty, unshaven bronco-buster nail the inside of a spittoon from 20 feet? Probably not all that impressive with all the tobacco-chewin' range bums we've got around these parts, but check this out - pppt….pppt….pppt….Ting! Tang! Ting! Three for three! :-)
Anyway, that's just a small part of the rip-roaring, wild west adventure just waiting for those of you who would like to saddle up and ride with us out on the Dusty Trail. We've got plenty of horses and trail gear for all comers, and we've even got a friendly, loyal, dependable dog named Happy who will take good care of us as we sleep beneath the stars and experience exciting wild west adventures every day. So whenever you'd like to take a little break from quizzing, just saddle up and ride along with us for a spell, partners! We'd love to have you along one and all! :-)
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Reply #1. Jul 18 19, 5:00 AM |
terraorca
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It's all good. I'm busy getting my stuff together for the chuckwagon. Reply #2. Jul 18 19, 5:57 AM |
Skyflyerjen
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Before we get goin’, someone has to pick me up! Jo rocked my world when she revealed Kiefer Sutherland has a twin sister! That’s so cool! Dadgumit, Elle knows the Broken Bow Pass better than any cowgirl I ever seen! While she is out, I say we carry around a flag with us that looks strangely like a Colorado Rockies (or Denver Broncos) to represent her. C’mere, Happy! You ready for an adventure, or what? Reply #3. Jul 18 19, 9:13 AM |
UmberWunFayun
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Nice intro, Kev! I'll be ridin my boy Dakota; he's kinda feisty and unpredictable but boy is he fast! Real purty, too. He's the one who threw me into a tree a while back, but I ain't holdin that against him. Me and him's both tough enough to survive a few little knocks. He's used to dogs, too, so Happy is safe runnin alongside us. I'm ready to go whenever you got your posse together, sheriff - outlaws like me allus got kit packed in case we need to run at short notice! Reply #4. Jul 18 19, 9:16 AM |
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Haha, here, take ma hand, Wild Card! Ayuh, Kiefer got him a twin named Rachel, she stays outta the limelight like us ordinary folk, I guess. Did you know he spent four or five years on the rodeo circuit in between makin movies, too? Got a ranch where he raises quarter horses. He's one helluva cowboy! Loves horses, loves dogs, what more could a gal want? Dust off yer pants, there, you might be in the saddle for a long time before we catch up to these bad guys. And that flag is the best idea I've heard in a long time! To Elle! *tips a snort out of a battered hipflask* Reply #5. Jul 18 19, 9:22 AM |
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Reply #6. Jul 18 19, 5:06 PM |
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Reply #7. Jul 19 19, 8:32 AM |
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When you're brought into this world They say you're born in sin Well at least they gave me something I didn't have to steal or have to win Well they tell me that I'm wanted Yeah, I'm a wanted man I'm a colt in your stable I'm what Cain was to Abel Mister catch me if you can... Reply #8. Jul 19 19, 9:50 AM |
| UmberWunFayun
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Have you got the album? My favourite part is just before that track starts, when you hear a rifle being cocked and then Doc Scurlock says, "William H. Bonney, you....are not....a god." Then Billy the Kid says, "Whyntcha pull the trigger and find out?" Bon Jovi were perfect for that soundtrack. I've seen them live twice, and a couple of weeks ago The Viking was working security at their gig over here in Leicestershire. Still amazing after all these years. Reply #9. Jul 19 19, 9:56 AM |
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I reckon we’re near ready to hit the trail! Happy is good about runnin’ atween our horses so he’ll be just fine! Or is it she? Them Ruffians better be shakin’ in their boots! Who’s bringin’ the tonsil paint? (by the way, I am absolutely dreadful at talkin’ like a cowboy but the passion is all there!) Reply #10. Jul 19 19, 12:57 PM |
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Reply #11. Jul 19 19, 4:44 PM |
| terraorca
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I recruited Dollor to pull the chuckwagon, and here comes Happy, are we ready to chase down some no good varmints. Saddle up! Reply #12. Jul 19 19, 10:30 PM |
brm50diboll
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Hi! Name's Black Bart. Y'all shood git on back East where you city slickers belong before you get hurt. I don't recognize no law west of the Pecos. Now hand it over! All of it! Reply #13. Jul 19 19, 10:48 PM |
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Got ya covered BB, unloosen that gun belt and let it drop. You're goin back to Ft. Courage to pay for your misdeeds. Reply #14. Jul 19 19, 11:23 PM |
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[Note found on Dusty Trail:] I'm gone, because I got what I was after for. Jest look at you lot. Wanderin' around with ladyfolk and parasols and jewelry in Injun country with a couple of dandies whose brother's-in-laws got them some batches and think they's lawmen. Jest whaddoo you think them batches mean out here? Batches? I don't care about no stinkin' batches! And Wells Fargo is gonna wonder about why they sent that chest fulla gold eagles with you lot and then it jest disappeared! Y'all think you westerners 'cause you can cook beans on a chuckwagon? Explain it to them Apache jest over that there ridge. I'm outta here while I still can ride. But if any of you make it, I'll be glad to take you for the rest some other day. Yee haw! Reply #15. Jul 19 19, 11:47 PM |
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Ha, Kev, now here's the thang.....I was 14 or 15 when that song came out (Wanted), but - and this is gonna sound pretty durn awful when you put it this way - The Viking was just a baby. Cos yup, I done married me a feller 13 years my junior. Our paths didn't cross until a LOT later. I was in high school rockin out to Bon Jovi while he was in his high chair rockin out to The Wheels On The Bus. A lot of the time when I really like a song, I kinda make up my own video in my head. There's definitely motorbikes in mine for Wanted. Reply #16. Jul 20 19, 12:18 AM |
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Ladyfolk? Parasols? This ain't the Old West, Bart, this here's the New World. Who you callin a city slicker? Way I heard it, last time a cow sidled up to your sorry corduroy-clad butt, y'all fell down runnin and started cryin for your mamma. This here outlaw ain't no lady. First time I sat on a horse I was 5 months old - got an old black and white photy-gragh to prove it, too, me up on the front of my mamma's saddle. Have fun countin your decoy gold - the real money was hid in a hole Happy dug, and it's since been delivered to the bank safe an sound. We're comin fer ya, now, though, so I hope you got eyes in the backa yer head! Reply #17. Jul 20 19, 12:30 AM |
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Reply #18. Jul 20 19, 5:16 AM |
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I have my loaded Colt Peacemaker. Reply #19. Jul 20 19, 6:15 AM |
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Reply #20. Jul 20 19, 7:45 AM |
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