Answer: Frank
Frank ends up getting arrested for stealing the tour boat, and calls in a bomb threat from jail to the movie theater so no one else can watch the movie.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny"...at Paddy's Pub!
Answer: Hitler
The waitress identifies Charlie as Hitler, then says she will make sure she puts extra cream in his coffee.
From Quiz: "Always Sunny" Season 1
Answer: 3 drink maximum
This was about as responsible as the 'It's Always Sunny' gang got, as they also watered down the drinks and vowed the everyone needed to take a cab home as well.
From Quiz: I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia...
Answer: M. Night Shyamalan
M. Night Shyamalan is the director of several movies such as "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable". He is well known for using "twists" at the end of his movies to catch the audience by surprise.
From Quiz: "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"
Answer: Demonstrate your value
"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" is a comprehensive approach to seduction that Dennis has perfected over the years. According to him, "The first step to any erotic conquest is to D - demonstrate your value". In this episode, he demonstrates his value to Kayleigh, a cute pharmacist, by filling a prescription he forged for his grandmother, to show that he is an "all-around great guy".
From Quiz: "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" (Season 5)
Answer: A big bowl
They went there to get a big bowl for popcorn, because Tuesday night is Mac and Dennis' movie night. This is the part of the episode where Dee says that Mac and Dennis spend too much time together. This causes Dennis to do some thinking and, subsequently, agree with Dee, which causes their "Break-Up".
From Quiz: "Mac And Dennis Break-Up" (Season 5)
Answer: Charlie
Dee and Mac are in the car with Dennis. When Frank pops up out of nowhere and surprises Dennis, Dennis then backs his car up, hitting poor Charlie.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Quiz!
Answer: Dennis
In the beginning of the episode, Dennis comes to Charlie's apartment because he hasn't been at the bar for a couple of days. Then, Charlie told Dennis that he was crying a lot because he believed he has cancer. Dennis was shocked to hear Charlie had cancer and felt bad for him. Also, Charlie told Dennis not to tell anyone that he has cancer.
From Quiz: "Charlie Has Cancer"
Answer: Black
When Terrell comes in, all three guys start talking all at once, not sure of what to do. Dee feels very uncomfortable, and Mac comes out and says "We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all...".
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" - 'Pilot'
Answer: Dennis
Dennis is desperate to win the modeling contest. The final result of the billboard is Frank with two young ladies.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny"...at Paddy's Pub!
Answer: They went to catholic school
Mac tells Dee that the reason Charlie didn't use any form of birth control is because they went to catholic school. Afterwards, Mac says that he would have to check on God's stance on blood tests.
From Quiz: "Always Sunny" Season 1
Answer: Crack
After refusing to work for Frank, Dennis and Dee quit Paddy's pub to follow their dreams. After their unemployment ran out they decided to try and get some welfare to get them over the hump while they followed their dreams.
From Quiz: I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia...
Answer: Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren is an actor known for his roles in "Universal Soldiers" and "Masters of the Universe".
From Quiz: "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"
Answer: By fixing her sink
Charlie breaks into the waitress' apartment and stuffs hair down her sink so he would have a reason to fix it, thus demonstrating his value. Eventually, the waitress walks in on Charlie doing this and threatens to call the police. This is when Charlie finds out that she had gotten a second job, working at the fair.
From Quiz: "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" (Season 5)
Answer: "Transporter 2"
Mac was already upset with Dennis before he got back because he hadn't checked in with him while he was gone for an hour. And he became more upset when he finds out Dennis rented "Transporter 2", because they had previously agreed on renting "Predator" and they would be completely lost because they hadn't seen the first "Transporter". This is the part of the episode that Mac ends up moving out of the apartment.
From Quiz: "Mac And Dennis Break-Up" (Season 5)
Answer: coaching youth basketball
It is complete madness as Dee and Mac coach the Ducks and Dennis coaches the WildCats. By the end of the episode, all three are reassigned to roadside cleanup!
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Quiz!
Answer: a basketball
When Dennis is about to leave Charlie's apartment, he wanted a basketball from Charlie because Mac and Sweet Dee were waiting for Dennis. Dennis said that he was going to have a big basketball game with Mac, Dee, and their friends.
From Quiz: "Charlie Has Cancer"
Answer: Clown Baby
"Hundred Dollar Baby" was the name of the episode. Baby Boomer and Funny Baby are names we came up with to mess with you.
"It's like a baby that IS a clown."
From Quiz: It's Always Sunny... seriously.
Answer: A toy
Charlie's ex-girlfriend calls him to tell him that he's a father, and Charlie begins to spend time with the incorrigible brat. Tommy, the child, demands that Charlie buy him a toy or else he'll tell his mother that Charlie took him to "a black person's house."
From Quiz: "Charlie Wants An Abortion"
Answer: The waitress is on Ecstasy.
In this episode, the waitress is actually pregnant with Charlie's baby in real life.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny"...at Paddy's Pub!
Answer: Death To Baby Killers
Mac opens his jacket to reveal a sleeveless shirt that says "DEATH TO BABY KILLERS".
From Quiz: "Always Sunny" Season 1
Answer: Virgin Mary
After the first priest wouldn't bless the stain, they brought in a drunken former priest who, instead of blessing the stain, urinated on it and ruined the image.
From Quiz: I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia...
Answer: Smell crime before it even happens
Their idea of the main character is to have a heightened sense of smell and smell crime before it even happens.
From Quiz: "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"
Answer: Engage her physically
Dennis says that after you have demonstrated your value, you need to ask her out on a date and engage her physically. Dennis says he tries to engage the girl physically without ever going on a date, which to him is just a waste of time and money.
From Quiz: "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" (Season 5)
Answer: Dennis
Dennis runs for South Philadelphia zone two Comptroller, to try to solicit a bribe by dropping out of race. The position of campaign manager passes from Mac, to Frank, to Charlie!
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Quiz!
Answer: a girlfriend, so he can end up sleeping with her
Dennis and Mac's plan was to get Charlie a girlfriend, so he can end up sleeping with her. This is Dennis and Mac's plan because they know that Charlie doesn't get enough girls, and doesn't sleep with a lot of girls. So this plan is perfect Charlie.
From Quiz: "Charlie Has Cancer"
Answer: Larry
Larry the bum was Frank's "horse" for the dance marathon after Frank dropped out.
From Quiz: It's Always Sunny... seriously.
Answer: To impress women
At a pro-life rally, Mac presents a list to his newfound friend Megan, saying that it is a list of abortion-providing doctors that he's going to kill, with the first two names already crossed off. Megan was played by Autumn Reeser.
From Quiz: "Charlie Wants An Abortion"
Answer: Sex and the City
Dee will only let them drink Cosmopolitans, feeding the waitress' drinking problem!
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny"...at Paddy's Pub!
Answer: a tree
Charlie says that the crashed Nickie's car into a tree after they had been drinking.
From Quiz: "Always Sunny" Season 1
Answer: Mac, Dennis, and Dee
While Mac and Dennis used the tryout as a way to prove who was the better athlete and Dee wanted to prove that a woman could play football, Frank and Charlie just wanted to tailgate the tryouts. Charlie wanted to just relax while Frank had other plans of taking acid.
From Quiz: I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia...
Answer: The Fifth Sense
Mac and Charlie write "The Fifth Sense" as a prequel to M. Night Shyamalan's "The Sixth Sense."
From Quiz: "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie"
Answer: Nurturing dependence
Dennis says that once you sleep with a girl for the first time she will naturally start to depend on you. He says that this dependence should be nurtured. In order to do this he suggests to have her car towed, slash her tires, or, his personal "go-to", create a fictional angry neighbor threatening her and tell her that you will "take care of him". Either way, he says that you need to make her depend on you, whether it be for rides or protection.
From Quiz: "The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" (Season 5)
Answer: The Gruesome Twosome
In this episode, the Gruesome Twosome work together to get a cat that managed to get into Dee's wall out. They do this by putting a hole in the wall and inserting even more cats into it. Needless to say, this strategy did not work.
From Quiz: "Mac And Dennis Break-Up" (Season 5)
Answer: Dee, Dennis, Charlie
Poor Mac decides to go stag, until Dennis and Dee's dates dump each of them for each other and Charlie is the only one who ends up going to the prom.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Quiz!
Answer: Carmen
Mac met Carmen at Paddy's Pub. At first, Mac wanted Charlie to go out with Carmen so she can show him a good time. Eventually Mac decides to go out with her.
From Quiz: "Charlie Has Cancer"
Answer: Biz-Markie
Dennis and Dee were jamming "Just a Friend" by Biz-Markie... and loving every minute of it.
From Quiz: It's Always Sunny... seriously.
Answer: The hottest gay bar in Philadelphia
Mac and Dee are not all that thrilled about the gay bar thing, but Charlie and Dennis are all for it. They take a vote, and it would have been two against two, but...
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" - 'Pilot'
Answer: hornets
Charlie gets his revenge to the man who proposes to the waitress by giving him a gift box full of live hornets, which he gets from Paddy's.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny"...at Paddy's Pub!
Answer: Poppins
Even though Poppins was Mac's childhood pet, he is still going strong even though Mac is now in his late twenties. It is suggested that Poppins is indestructible, and can ingest almost any non-food substance as he does multiple times during the course of the episode. Dennis and Frank believe Poppins is dead late in the episode and dispose of his body in a trash can, later to discover that he is in fact still alive and kicking.
From Quiz: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
