Jovers, the Naughty Ginger Cat Quiz

Answer: On their feet

Cats land on their feet because they have a special body trick called the 'righting reflex'. This means that when they fall, they can twist and turn in the air to make sure their feet are pointing down before they land. It's like having a built-in superpower that helps them stay safe.

Cats are also very bendy. Their backs are incredibly flexible, and they don't have a collarbone like people do. This helps them flip around quickly. Even tiny kittens start learning how to do this when they're just a few weeks old.

Answer: A cucumber

Should a cucumber suddenly appear behind Jovers when he's relaxed or eating, he'll probably jump in fear, because it triggers his instinct to flee from danger. The cucumber's long, green shape may remind cats of a snake, a natural predator, so they react with a startled leap.

Cats don't find cucumbers scary by themselves. It's the surprise and unfamiliar shape that makes them feel threatened. Once they're at a safe distance, they usually stare at the object suspiciously, trying to figure out what just happened, as if to say: 'What the heck is that?'

Answer: He's sad

Most cats, though not all, don't like getting wet because after a bath, they feel cold, messy, and not like themselves. Following this traumatic event, most of them feel uncomfortable, exposed, and a bit miffed. Aww, look at that sad face!

So, Jovers most likely retreats to a quiet spot and starts grooming furiously to restore his scent, fluffiness and self-respect. For lots of cats, this is emotional recovery and a cleanup. It's a feline ritual of reclaiming control.

Answer: Catch the fish

Jovers the cat is most likely trying to catch the fish. Cats are natural hunters, and a wiggly fish swimming in a bowl looks just like prey to them. Dipping a paw in is their way of testing the water, literally! They might be curious, playful, or genuinely trying to scoop the fish out.

Sometimes cats just want to play. The fish swims around like a little toy, and Jovers might think it looks fun to chase. He's not trying to be mean. He's just being a silly cat who loves to wiggle his paws and explore new things!

Answer: Because it's warm and cosy

Cats love warm places, and laptops get warm when they're turned on. Jovers might be sitting on the laptop because it feels cosy, like a little heated bed. It's his way of finding the perfect nap spot!

Sometimes cats sit on laptops because they want attention. If their owner is busy typing, Jovers might plop down right on the keyboard to say, 'Hey! Look at me instead!' It's a way to get cuddles and be the centre of the action.

Answer: Because cats love to chase things

Cats are wired to chase moving things. It's part of their hunting instinct. Jovers finds the movement irresistible. Even though he can't catch the laser dot, he keeps trying because it moves fast and unpredictably, just like prey. Most cats react in this way.

The dot tricks his brain into thinking it's real, so he stays focused and excited, hoping to catch it. He'll pounce, leap, and swipe, convinced that next time, he'll get it. It's about the thrill of the chase. Jovers is having fun, even if he never wins.

Answer: To amuse himself

Jovers may be bored or just playing, as lots of cats chase their tails for a variety of reasons, and the behaviour can range from harmless play to a sign of underlying issues. In kittens and young cats, tail-chasing is most often a form of play and exploration. Their tails are moving, unpredictable, and always within reach, making them a natural target for developing hunting instincts.

In adult cats, however, tail-chasing can sometimes indicate boredom or stress. Cats are intelligent and curious animals, and when they don't have enough to occupy them, like toys, climbing structures, or interaction, they may resort to repetitive behaviours like chasing their tails. This behaviour is especially common in indoor cats who may lack other forms of stimulation.

Answer: A special type of cone from the vet

Jovers is wearing a special type of cone which the vet put on him to prevent him from licking his wound, so that it can heal safely. Like lots of cats, he won't be thrilled about the cone. It blocks his vision, messes with his whiskers, and makes simple tasks feel impossible. He'll stumble around, bumping into furniture, pausing to glare at nothing in particular, and radiating pure feline despair.

The cone may look like a lampshade or a little space helmet, but it's very useful, even though it feels like a barrier and a symbol of betrayal. Grooming? Denied. Dignity? Compromised. But give him time, and he'll adapt... grudgingly. Fortunately, the torture doesn't usually last too long.

Answer: He wants to eat it

Cats love to explore the world around them, so when they see something on a table, they might tap it with their paw just to see what happens. It's their way of asking, 'What is this?' Sometimes they knock things over because it's fun! A rolling pen or falling cup can be exciting, like a toy that moves and makes noise.

If a cat feels ignored, it might push something off the table to get you to look at them. It's their way of saying, 'Hey! Look at me!' Also, cats are smart. They might knock things down just to watch them fall. It helps them learn how the world works, like little scientists with whiskers!

If a cat doesn't have toys or things to do, it might play with whatever it finds. That could be your pencil, your phone, or even your sandwich! So, Jovers could be knocking down the vase for any of these reasons.

Answer: Meat and special cat food

Cats are meat-eaters so they need food that comes from animals, like chicken, turkey, or fish. Their bodies are built to get energy and important nutrients from meat. That's why they can't be vegetarians like some people - unless they are on a special diet of nutrient-enhanced vegetarian food made especially to meet their dietary needs.

Most pet cats eat special cat food made just for them. It can be dry and crunchy or soft and wet. These foods have everything a cat needs to grow strong, stay healthy, and have shiny fur. Some cats also enjoy tiny treats like cooked eggs or plain meat, but no chocolate, please!

You must never give your cat chocolate, because it has a chemical called theobromine (and also caffeine), which cats can't break down like humans can. Even a small amount can cause vomiting, shaking, or serious heart problems.