Trivial Jokes Trivia

I expect many people thought my first 2 "Bad Jokes" quizzes were unfunny, stupid wastes of time. Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. 10 more humourless jokes, with a trivia question subtly inserted.

Below are 10 extraordinarily laboured, unfunny, soul-sapping jokes that I have made up (all with a trivia question cunningly woven in). Can you guess the punchlines? More importantly, can you get to the end of the quiz without the aid of Prozac?

Dad jokes are a class of notoriously groan-worthy jokes commonly (but not necessarily) told by dads, who derive a special kind of delight in their telling. We've used dad jokes in this quiz to set up some loosely related questions.

Following my first "Bad Jokes" quiz, several people have contacted me to tell me they found it amusing. Plainly this was not the aim. I therefore present 10 even poorer quality jokes, each with a trivia question subtly inserted.

Enough with all these serious quizzes! If laughter is the best medicine, than this is just what the doctor ordered!

Back despite popular demand. Ten weak puns that wouldn't make a Cheshire Cat smile, each with a trivia question artfully included.

Ah well, here we go again. 10 more appalling jokes, each with a trivia question inserted with almost unbelievable subtlety. You asked for it.

Unaccustomed as I am to public quizmaking, I thought I'd make my first effort so obvious that the answers are mostly included in the questions. You have 3 seconds on each question, starting now....