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More Bad Jokes Trivia Quiz

Following my first "Bad Jokes" quiz, several people have contacted me to tell me they found it amusing. Plainly this was not the aim. I therefore present 10 even poorer quality jokes, each with a trivia question subtly inserted.

A multiple-choice quiz by Islingtonian. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
Islingtonian

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
168,146

Updated
Jul 04 23

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
4809

Last 3 plays: Guest 98 (7/10), Hayes1953 (9/10), Guest 172 (6/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. What do you call a monastery that is one with the Force? Hint

Spook Skywalker

Yoda Menuhin

Obi Wan Cenoby

Jedi and Peanut Butter Sandwich

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Question 2 of 10

2. I say I say I say. Did you hear that Superman is now so old he's drawing his pension? In fact, he's changed his name to ... Hint

Supermarket Man

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Man

Superfluous Man

Superannuation Man

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Question 3 of 10

3. What do you call a fashion house that sings "Shaddapa ya face"? Hint

Yves Saint Lorry

Yianni Versace

DKNYPD Blue

Joe Dolce and Gabbana

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Question 4 of 10

4. Where does a doctor dry his hops? Hint

In a Hydrochloric Moathouse

In a Hypocritic Boathouse

In a Hippocratic Oasthouse

In a Hepatitic Toasthouse

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which half human, half elf, maiden, wrote "The Origin of Species"? Hint

Charles Arwen

Germaine Galadriel

Laurie Legolas

William Shakespeare-Elf

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Question 6 of 10

6. What do you call an American pension plan that invests in teeth?

Hint: read the answers out loud. Hint

A 401(k)(x)

A 401(k)(ix)

A 401(k)(iii)

A 401(k)(v)

7. After many years in suspended animation, Charlton Heston lands on another world. Unfortunately, only moments after setting out to explore, he is taken prisoner by some brightly colored paper and a talking pancake.

"Oh, no" says Charlton "I've landed on the..." Hint

Planet of the Japes

Planet of the Drapes

Planet of the Crepes

Planet of the Tapes

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Question 8 of 10

8. Doctor Doctor. My breath smells of the actress who won a "Best Actress" Oscar for 2002.

Don't worry, my good man, it's just a case of ... Hint

Halletosis

Streeptococcus

Water on the Leigh

Sallyfielditis

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Question 9 of 10

9. Which of Michael Jackson's siblings participates in a famous bicycle race? Hint

Marlon the River Kwai

Latoya de France

Tito through the Tulips

Janet Worth

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Question 10 of 10

10. Who invented the Cambodian steam engine? Hint

Saigon Benjamin Franklin

Laos Stephenson

Angkor Watt

Ho Chi Minh Arkwright

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Most Recent Scores

Apr 12 2024 : Guest 98: 7/10
Apr 05 2024 : Hayes1953: 9/10
Mar 03 2024 : Guest 172: 6/10
Feb 22 2024 : Guest 174: 7/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What do you call a monastery that is one with the Force?

Answer: Obi Wan Cenoby

A cenoby is another word for a monastery - its derivative "Cenobite" is perhaps better known.

If more people knew this, this joke would be funnier.

2. I say I say I say. Did you hear that Superman is now so old he's drawing his pension? In fact, he's changed his name to ...

Answer: Superannuation Man

Nothing funny ever begins with the words "I say I say I say", so it serves you right for reading on.

3. What do you call a fashion house that sings "Shaddapa ya face"?

Answer: Joe Dolce and Gabbana

Fact 1 - Joe Dolce had a worldwide hit with "Shaddapa ya face" in the early 80s. Fact 2 - There's a fashion house called "Dolce and Gabbana". Fact 1 plus Fact 2 gives you "Joe Dolce and Gabbana". And possibly clinical depression.

4. Where does a doctor dry his hops?

Answer: In a Hippocratic Oasthouse

This question started life as the equally funny "What does a doctor eat for breakfast? Hippocratic Oats". However, an internet search revealed that someone else had not only thought of that joke before, but disseminated it on the web as bona fide humour.

The world is a twisted place.

5. Which half human, half elf, maiden, wrote "The Origin of Species"?

Answer: Charles Arwen

I'm particularly proud of this one. It combines a total lack of humour with a geeky knowledge of "Lord of the Rings".

6. What do you call an American pension plan that invests in teeth? Hint: read the answers out loud.

Answer: A 401(k)(ix)

They said it couldn't be done, but, Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the world's first (and only) ERISA joke.

It is possible that many readers will not know what ERISA is. I suspect this joke is unlikely to encourage them to find out.

Answer: Planet of the Crepes

At about this stage in my first "Bad Jokes" quiz, I was feeling so miserable that I swore I would never do another one. Why did I change my mind?

8. Doctor Doctor. My breath smells of the actress who won a "Best Actress" Oscar for 2002. Don't worry, my good man, it's just a case of ...

Answer: Halletosis

Halle, as in Halle Berry. Sadly, the world will never know what joke might have led to the punchline "Streeptococcus".

9. Which of Michael Jackson's siblings participates in a famous bicycle race?

Answer: Latoya de France

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. With this pun on "Le Tour de France" I think I may have proved them wrong.

10. Who invented the Cambodian steam engine?

Answer: Angkor Watt

I'm told that Cambodia's Angkor Wat is one of the world's most popular tourist destinations. Possibly this is because there is no-one there who tells you jokes.

Source: Author Islingtonian

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