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Answer: Twins

Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) said this to Marnie (Kelly Preston) after she baked him some cookies. Julius was still trying to learn the American jargon at the time. Ahhh-nold is still trying to learn the American language to this day.

Answer: Bachelor Party

Rudy (Barry Diamond) said this when he found out that his friend, Rick Gassko (Tom Hanks), was getting married. A hilarious movie with a star-studded cast, including Hanks, Tawny Kitaen, Wendie Jo Sperber, that amazingly talented star of stage and screen Adrian Zmed, and John Bloom as Milt. "You're a pimp? You look like Gandhi." "I'm telling you I am, Joe. Remember, girls back in 45 minutes or Milt will come for you...this being Milt."

Answer: Beavis and Butthead Do America

No, the answer wasn't Kevin Costner and Tim Robbins. Of course, it was "Beavis and Butthead"...who else? Anderson described them as a "couple of little spider monkeys". The quote was said by FBI Agent Flemming (voice of Robert Stack). Agent Flemming really loved those cavity searches, but what cop doesn't?

Answer: There's Something About Mary

Warren Jensen (W. Earl Brown) exclaimed this after overhearing Mary's stepfather (Keith David) inquire about which part Ted (Ben Stiller) got stuck in the zipper. "Is it the frank or the beans?", to which Ted responded, "I think it's a little of both." Warren exclaimed this again when he saw Ted several years later.

It was one of the few things Warren remembered about Ted. And who would forget something like that; it happened on prom night. One of the funniest movies ever made. There's something about the Farrelly Brothers.

Answer: The Breakfast Club

John Bender (Judd Nelson) said this about Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason). This was early in the movie, right after Bender asked "Dick" if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his wardrobe. "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns." Appropriate name for Mr. Vernon, don't ya think?

Answer: My Cousin Vinny

Vinny (Joe Pesci) said this to the cook (Lou Walker) at the restaurant where Vinny and Lisa (Marisa Tomei) had breakfast. "Them hominy grits." The menu listed three choices: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. They chose breakfast. One of the funniest and best written comedies of all time.

Answer: Me, Myself and Irene

Jamaal Baileygates (Anthony Anderson) said this about his father, Charlie (Jim Carrey), who had a split personality. This was an awesome movie. The star of this one was the prize cow in the middle of the road; a most hilarious scene.

Answer: UHF

George Newman (Weird Al Yankovic) said this when they were developing new shows for his recently inherited TV station. They sound like they'd be major hits compared to what they show on TV these days. Thank heavens for the Internet. Released in 1989, "UHF" is a cult classic, also starring Victoria Jackson, Michael Richards, Billy Barty, and Gedde Watanabe. Michael Richards plays an idiot in this one, a real stretch for him.

Answer: Wayne's World

Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) says this to his psycho hosebeast ex-girlfriend, Stacy (Lara Flynn Boyle), after she gives him a gun rack as a birthday present. He didn't give her anything, but he should have given her a Big Mac or two; the high fat content would surely do her some good.

Answer: The Toy

Jack Brown (Richard Pryor) exclaimed this while riding the Wonder Wheel through the toy store where he worked as a night custodian. Soon after, the Wonder Wheel deflated, causing him to exclaim, "I don't want to be a Wonder Wheel murderer!" "The Toy" also starred Jackie Gleason, Ned Beatty, and Scott Schwartz, whom you may remember as the kid who got his tongue stuck to the pole in "A Christmas Story".

Answer: History of the World, Part I

Count de Money - sorry, Count de Monet (Harvey Korman) said this to King Louis XVI (Mel Brooks) when he noticed that the pissboy (also played by Mel Brooks) was a dead ringer for the King. King Louis responded by saying, "And you look like a bucket of [human waste]!" They decided to use the pissboy as a look-alike for the King because his life was in danger during the French Revolution. Brooks' funniest movie, except maybe for "Blazing Saddles".

Answer: Galaxy Quest

Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen) says this after the pig lizard turns itself inside out and then explodes. I've never actually seen this movie in its entirety, but I've heard great things about it. How could it not be funny; it stars Tim "The Tool" Allen.

Answer: Yellow Submarine

This exchange of dialogue is from the animated Beatles' movie from 1968. 1st Man is George Harrison; 2nd Man is Paul McCartney; 3rd Man is John Lennon; 4th Man is Ringo Starr. This Beatles' flick is just chock full of whimsical exchanges similar to the one above; a kind of animated "Sgt. Pepper" meets "The White Album".

This movie was made during their LSD period, a few years after they kicked Clarence out of the band and stole his really great ideas. "Yellow Submarine" may just have been one of those ideas.

Answer: Better Off Dead

Lane Myer (John Cusack) said this about the pair of Japanese brothers who would pull alongside of him at the stoplight and want to drag race. Written and directed by Savage Steve Holland ("One Crazy Summer", "How I Got Into College" and "Eek the Cat" TV series), "Better Off Dead" is probably the funniest movie that most people have never seen. Watch for the "Simpsons"-like quips and intracacies in the background.

Answer: Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams

This was said by Howie the Hamburger Dude (Pee Wee Herman/Paul Ruebens) when he noticed Sgt. Stedanko (Stacy Keach) was turning into a lizard from smoking the tainted weed. Howie, an escapee from the Casa Del Whackos, also opined his view of "the history of rock 'n' roll - Bruce Springsteen's [screwing] it all up." Pee Wee's funniest moments, except maybe for that Florida wankin' episode.