Quiz about Weird Al Yankovic Albuquerque

Weird Al Yankovic" 'Albuquerque' Quiz

This is a quiz about the longest Weird Al song ever! 'Albuquerque' is on the CD 'Running With Scissors' and is 11 minutes and 22 seconds long. If you are a true Weird Al fan, you should have the whole song memorized!

A multiple-choice quiz by CrazyEwok. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
CrazyEwok

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
49,031

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
12 / 15

Plays
4709

Awards
Top 20% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 170 (9/15), Guest 1 (14/15), Guest 83 (15/15).

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Scroll down to the bottom for the answer key.

1. In the beginning of the song, Al lived in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from where? Hint

Floyd's Barber Shop

Wal-Mart

Jerry's Bait Shop

Skip's Ice Cream Parlor

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2. How does Al end up getting to Albuquerque? Hint

He hitch-hikes there

He jumps on a train

He steals a bus

He wins a contest

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3. Al took his lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark what to Albuquerque with him? Hint

Baseball

Beach Ball

Snorkel

Velvet Pants

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4. What was the in-flight movie on the way to Albuquerque? Hint

Biodome

Feivel Goes West

Star Wars

The Brady Bunch Movie

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5. Al was not happy because the stewardess ran out of what on the plane? Hint

Sprite and Gummi Bears

Coke and Salted Peanuts

Dr. Pepper and Salted Peanuts

Dr. Pepper and Potato Chips

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6. The towels at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn are 'Oh so ______!' Hint

Comfy

Poofy

Fluffy

Soft

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7. What does the air in Albuquerque smell like? Hint

Warm root beer

Bug Spray

Coffee

French Fries

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8. Anyone on the streets of Albuquerque will gladly shave your back for what? Hint

A nickel

A dollar

A dime

A quarter

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9. The guy who stole Al's snorkel had how many nostrils? Hint

None

Two

One

Three

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10. Al decided to get some donuts in Albuquerque. What did he end up getting instead? Hint

A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels

A box of one dozen snails

A box of one dozen rabid rodents

A box of smelly socks

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11. In Albuquerque, Al fell in love with a woman named Zelda. What did Al say her hair was the color of? Hint

Strained Peaches

Runny Mashed Potatoes

Burnt Meatloaf

Steamed Carrots

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12. What did Al and Zelda name their children? Hint

Nathaniel and Al Junior

Nathaniel and Super Fly

Al Junior and Super Fly

Marty and Nathaniel

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13. After Al and Zelda broke up, Al got a part-time job working where? Hint

Steak n Shake

McDonald's

The Sizzler

Good Burger

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14. What was Marty's nickname after Al cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw? Hint

Torso Man

Torso Boy

Quadriplegic Man

He didn't have a nickname

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15. The point of the entire song is that Al REALLY hates what? Hint

Spinach

Sauerkraut

Lima Beans

Brussels Sprouts

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. In the beginning of the song, Al lived in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from where?

Answer: Jerry's Bait Shop

You know the place.

2. How does Al end up getting to Albuquerque?

Answer: He wins a contest

He won the Grand Prize. That's right, a first class one way ticket to ALBUQUERQUE!

3. Al took his lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark what to Albuquerque with him?

Answer: Snorkel

That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!

4. What was the in-flight movie on the way to Albuquerque?

Answer: Biodome

I had to watch this movie on a 18-hour bus ride once, and I fully understand why Al hates it.

5. Al was not happy because the stewardess ran out of what on the plane?

Answer: Dr. Pepper and Salted Peanuts

Poor Al.

6. The towels at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn are 'Oh so ______!'

Answer: Fluffy

Al really is dreaming here. Real life hotel towels are never oh so fluffy...

7. What does the air in Albuquerque smell like?

Answer: Warm root beer

Albuquerque, where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer.

8. Anyone on the streets of Albuquerque will gladly shave your back for what?

Answer: A nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah!

9. The guy who stole Al's snorkel had how many nostrils?

Answer: One

He had a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril.

10. Al decided to get some donuts in Albuquerque. What did he end up getting instead?

Answer: A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels

He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that"

11. In Albuquerque, Al fell in love with a woman named Zelda. What did Al say her hair was the color of?

Answer: Strained Peaches

She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches.

12. What did Al and Zelda name their children?

Answer: Nathaniel and Super Fly

Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah.

13. After Al and Zelda broke up, Al got a part-time job working where?

Answer: The Sizzler

He even won Employee of the Month after he put out that grease fire with his face!

14. What was Marty's nickname after Al cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw?

Answer: Torso Boy

Now he's got a really cool nickname, Torso Boy! So what's he complaining about?

15. The point of the entire song is that Al REALLY hates what?

Answer: Sauerkraut

AWW, BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!

Source: Author CrazyEwok

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