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Dear Plankton Trivia Quiz

Plankton of "SpongeBob SquarePants" infamy has decided to start up his advice column. Can you figure out the sender of each of these (Nickelodeon) villainous pleas for help?

A multiple-choice quiz by LoudHouseFan. Estimated time: 7 mins.

Author
LoudHouseFan

Time
7 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
381,766

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
113

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Question 1 of 10

1. Which "Danny Phantom" baddie wrote this letter?

Dear Plankton,

I've been floating out in outer space for quite sometime now. I've been beaned by a gigantic asteroid with a skull on it and everyone on my home planet hates me. I really want to stop being space nomad and get back to Earth so I can start plotting my revenge against the man who stole my love. Please help.

Lonely and Unloved, _____ Hint

Nicolai Technus

Vlad Plasmius

Ember McLain

Skulker

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Question 2 of 10

2. Which "Penguins of Madagascar" bad guy wrote this letter?

Dear Plankton,

I'm living Hoboken and I'm kinda hungry. I really just want to devour penguins alive. But alas, I'm just a lowly boa constrictor. I just want to get out and chow down on some secret agent avians. Can you be of assistance?

Enclosed and Starving, _____ Hint

Dave

Hans

Dr. Francis Blowhole

Savio

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Question 3 of 10

3. Which "Robot & Monster" meanie wrote this letter?

Dear Plankton,

I'm a proud factory foreman living in a bacon-centric culture. Unfortunately, most people view me as a depraved sweatshop owner rather than an foreman. Is it because I purposely mangle time cards to force employees to work unpaid overtime? Is it because I convinced every single member of my family to treat my little brother like a stupid pile of dung? Is it because I tell people I'm going to do nice things and then double-cross them? Tell me Plankton, why does everyone hate me?

Hated and Confused, _____ Hint

Walter Cranklin

Gart DeFault

Lucy

Bea Holder

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Question 4 of 10

4. Which "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" meanie wrote this?

Dear Plankton,

I used to be a martial arts master working for a crime lord in New York City, but now I'm a creepy excuse for a wolverine. And no, I do NOT mean the guy with the claws. A lot of my fellow villains are scared of me and I just want to hug them. How can I get villains to see the fuzzy little puppy inside of me?

Scorned and Detested, _____ Hint

Shredder

Rahzar

Tiger Claw

Spider Bytez

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which "Kung Fu Panda" ingrate wrote this?

Dear Plankton,

I'm a red panda and kung fu master who really wants some prime real estate called "The Jade Palace." It's at the top of a bunch of stairs and it's run by my archnemesis, another red panada named Shifu. He chose a fat, lazy panda as the Dragon Warrior! THE DRAGON WARRIOR, for crying out loud. Most powerful person in the universe, and he picks a panda! Still can't tell what Master Oogway saw in that hairball. How can I get the Jade Palace from him?

Angry and Greedy, _____ Hint

Taotie

Hundun

Temutai

Junjie

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Question 6 of 10

6. Let's take a break from Nickelodeon knowledge and help this "Planet Sheen" villain.

Dear Plankton,

My home's been destroyed by some annoying Earth kid. Now I'm homeless and need your help. I need your help deciding which handyman I should hire. Here are my options.

Merv Mercury: Charges $5 an hour and can complete the job in 4 hours
Vern Venus: Charges $2.50 an hour and can complete the job in 6 hours
Jack Jupiter: Charges $3 an hour and can complete the job in 5 hours
Nick Neptune: Charges $4 an hour and can complete the job in 2.5 hours

Who should I go with?

Homeless and Poor, Dorkus

Who SHOULD Dorkus go with? Hint

Jack Jupiter

Merv Mercury

Nick Neptune

Vern Venus

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Question 7 of 10

7. Back to Nickelodeon and one of their newer baddies from "Miraculous".

Dear Plankton,

I've just become a villain, but I don't have any cool powers. I'm just a French guy who likes bugs. So I was thinking, could you breed some bugs that turn someone evil as long as he or she is in a bad mood? I would also like it if you could program in some possible prey, like Ladybugs or Black Cats (or Chat Noirs or Cat Noirs, as they say in my country). I'd be really glad if you did.

Hoping and Waiting, Hawk Moth

What did Plankton name those insects? Hint

Akumas

Akitas

Kakoomas

Akiras

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Question 8 of 10

8. Dear Plankton,

I'm a teacher who works at Dimmsdale Elementary. I also like hunting FAIRY GODPARENTS. I ALSO run a web forum for FAIRY GODPARENT fanatics to share facts about fairies. I need to answer a question for a FAIRY GODPARENT hunter. My question is "What's the name of the big book of rules fairies follow for granting wishes?"

Wondering and Thinking, Denzel Crocker

Well, can you help this "Fairly Oddparents" villain? Hint

The Rulebook

The Rules

Da Rules

The Big Honkin' Book of Rules

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Question 9 of 10

9. Dear Plankton,

I'm a computer married to a deadbeat copepod who spends all his time writing and advice column for villains and concocting foolish schemes to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I really wish he would come home for holographic meatloaf. It's his favorite.

Nagging and Dragging, _____

Yikes! Looks like Plankton's gotta get home to his wife! What's her name? Hint

Amanda

Vexus

Karen

Spectra

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Question 10 of 10

10. On the run home, Plankton was stepped on by a mayonnaise loving idiot. Who could this pink and tubby buffoon be? Hint

Patrick Warburton

Patrick Swayze

Patrick Star

Patrick Dempsey

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Which "Danny Phantom" baddie wrote this letter? Dear Plankton, I've been floating out in outer space for quite sometime now. I've been beaned by a gigantic asteroid with a skull on it and everyone on my home planet hates me. I really want to stop being space nomad and get back to Earth so I can start plotting my revenge against the man who stole my love. Please help. Lonely and Unloved, _____

Answer: Vlad Plasmius

Dear Vlad,

I've heard about you. You used to be the CEO of Axiom Labs, didn't you? And you had ghost powers after you got blasted in the face with a beam of pure ectoplasmic energy, right? Anyway, I suggest just flying back and unleashing ecto-beams of destruction upon your hometown (which I'm reasonably sure is called Amity Park, right?). That oughta stick it to that Danny Phantom kid.

MuHu HaHa, Plankton

P.S. Stop trying to get Maddie. She's totally more in to Jack.

2. Which "Penguins of Madagascar" bad guy wrote this letter? Dear Plankton, I'm living Hoboken and I'm kinda hungry. I really just want to devour penguins alive. But alas, I'm just a lowly boa constrictor. I just want to get out and chow down on some secret agent avians. Can you be of assistance? Enclosed and Starving, _____

Answer: Savio

Dear Savio,

I feel your pain. I was trapped in a bottle in Atlantis for three weeks before I busted out. I did that by repeatedly banging the bottle I was in until it broke. Try doing that to your exhibit. You'll be out of there and ready to chew up Skipper and his penguin comrades in no time.

LIVE EVIL, Plankton

P.S. Avoid elephants, buttery lemurs, and baby fossas. Just some good advice, given that that's how you've been beaten the first three times you tangled the Penguins.

3. Which "Robot & Monster" meanie wrote this letter? Dear Plankton, I'm a proud factory foreman living in a bacon-centric culture. Unfortunately, most people view me as a depraved sweatshop owner rather than an foreman. Is it because I purposely mangle time cards to force employees to work unpaid overtime? Is it because I convinced every single member of my family to treat my little brother like a stupid pile of dung? Is it because I tell people I'm going to do nice things and then double-cross them? Tell me Plankton, why does everyone hate me? Hated and Confused, _____

Answer: Gart DeFault

Dear Gart,

I think the main reason everyone hates you is because you were just born to be evil. It happens to lots of us. It happened to me after that cheap crustacean Eugene Krabs stole MY Krabby Patty formula. Now I'm dishing out chum to fish. So Gart, be proud, be evil, and be a horrible boss.

I Heart Evil, Plankton

P.S. I heard about your brother Robot. Beware. His friend Monster's been pumping iron. He may seem like a lover, but if you mess with the monster, you'll get the horns.

4. Which "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" meanie wrote this? Dear Plankton, I used to be a martial arts master working for a crime lord in New York City, but now I'm a creepy excuse for a wolverine. And no, I do NOT mean the guy with the claws. A lot of my fellow villains are scared of me and I just want to hug them. How can I get villains to see the fuzzy little puppy inside of me? Scorned and Detested, _____

Answer: Rahzar

Dear Rahzar,

I feel your pain, bro. Sometimes I wish the citizens of Bikini Bottom would see me as a struggling restauranteur and not a megalomaniac. But hey, I sure do like being a megalomaniac. Maybe you should do the same. Just accept that your more of ferocious man-eating wolverine thing. As for the terrified bit, try hanging with your fellow freakish mutants, like Xever Montes AKA Fishface. Also, start pronouncing your name "KRISS BRADD-FORD" instead of "RAY-ZARR".

Hope this helps, Plankton

P.S. Please accept this claw sharpener. Not only can you use it, Shredder, your boss, can!

5. Which "Kung Fu Panda" ingrate wrote this? Dear Plankton, I'm a red panda and kung fu master who really wants some prime real estate called "The Jade Palace." It's at the top of a bunch of stairs and it's run by my archnemesis, another red panada named Shifu. He chose a fat, lazy panda as the Dragon Warrior! THE DRAGON WARRIOR, for crying out loud. Most powerful person in the universe, and he picks a panda! Still can't tell what Master Oogway saw in that hairball. How can I get the Jade Palace from him? Angry and Greedy, _____

Answer: Junjie

Dear Junjie,

Here's my plan.

1. Disguise yourself as the ghost of Oogway.
2. Tell Po to slack off.
3. Make sure Po shares "Oogway's" with the rest of the F5.
4. Get Master Chao, the desert monitor, to evict Shifu.
5. Move in with your own Furious Five.
6. Take over China
7. Save me Manchuria.
8. Help me get the Krabby Patty Formula.

FOOLPROOF!

You're Evilly Welcome, Plankton

P.S. Make sure you incorporate the word "awesome" into your speech. Oogway would totally have said "awesome".

6. Let's take a break from Nickelodeon knowledge and help this "Planet Sheen" villain. Dear Plankton, My home's been destroyed by some annoying Earth kid. Now I'm homeless and need your help. I need your help deciding which handyman I should hire. Here are my options. Merv Mercury: Charges $5 an hour and can complete the job in 4 hours Vern Venus: Charges $2.50 an hour and can complete the job in 6 hours Jack Jupiter: Charges $3 an hour and can complete the job in 5 hours Nick Neptune: Charges $4 an hour and can complete the job in 2.5 hours Who should I go with? Homeless and Poor, Dorkus Who SHOULD Dorkus go with?

Answer: Nick Neptune

Dear Dorkus,

The calculations are as follows.

MM: 5*4=$20 paid
VV: 2.5*6=$15 paid
JJ: 3*5=$15 paid
NN: 4*2.5=$10 paid

Therefore, Nick Neptune would be the best deal.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Plankton

P.S. I think I might be able to help you track down the kid who destroyed your house. His name is Sheen Estevez.

7. Back to Nickelodeon and one of their newer baddies from "Miraculous". Dear Plankton, I've just become a villain, but I don't have any cool powers. I'm just a French guy who likes bugs. So I was thinking, could you breed some bugs that turn someone evil as long as he or she is in a bad mood? I would also like it if you could program in some possible prey, like Ladybugs or Black Cats (or Chat Noirs or Cat Noirs, as they say in my country). I'd be really glad if you did. Hoping and Waiting, Hawk Moth What did Plankton name those insects?

Answer: Akumas

Dear Hawk Moth,

I'll get to that right away. I think I'll call them "akumas". I'll program them to attack these two new superheroes I heard about named who are literally named "Ladybug" and "Cat Noir". Here are some villain names that'll give you some ideas for baddies:

The Bubbler
The Pharaoh
Mr. Pigeon
Stormy Weather
and Rogetcop (feel free to change that one).

EVIL, Plankton

P.S. Je sais parler fran�ais.

8. Dear Plankton, I'm a teacher who works at Dimmsdale Elementary. I also like hunting FAIRY GODPARENTS. I ALSO run a web forum for FAIRY GODPARENT fanatics to share facts about fairies. I need to answer a question for a FAIRY GODPARENT hunter. My question is "What's the name of the big book of rules fairies follow for granting wishes?" Wondering and Thinking, Denzel Crocker Well, can you help this "Fairly Oddparents" villain?

Answer: Da Rules

Dear Denzel Crocker,

The rulebook is called "Da Rules". Important information about Da Rules: Some unusual rules include not being allowed to make breakfast wishes after 10:30 AM (that was changed though with the fairies' All-Day Breakfast Wish Act), and not being able to stop love. Even if it's between an abusive babysitter and a slimy, tentacled, alien.

X-P,

Plankton

P.S. I think I heard you had a spasm problem. I suggest a chiropractor. Though I think it happens when you say "fairy godparents".

9. Dear Plankton, I'm a computer married to a deadbeat copepod who spends all his time writing and advice column for villains and concocting foolish schemes to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I really wish he would come home for holographic meatloaf. It's his favorite. Nagging and Dragging, _____ Yikes! Looks like Plankton's gotta get home to his wife! What's her name?

Answer: Karen

Dear Karen,

Sorry my beautiful computer wife, I'll get home as fast as I can. I know you're a nagger who thinks I'll never amount to anything, but I'm glad you still love me enough to make holographic meatloaf for me.

XOXO, Plankton

P.S. I've gotten a lot of clients.

10. On the run home, Plankton was stepped on by a mayonnaise loving idiot. Who could this pink and tubby buffoon be?

Answer: Patrick Star

Patrick Star is a tubby, pink starfish and SpongeBob's best friend. He likes bubbles, jellyfishing, and Krabby Patties.

P.S. Nickelodeon is ruining him.

Source: Author LoudHouseFan

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