"Friends" Who Said It Trivia Quiz

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey in "The One With The Home Study". Monica: "it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state." Joey: "Hey, maybe I should stop by! She could be a soap opera fan! It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity."

Answer: Phoebe Buffay

This is said in "The One With the Home Study". Charity guy: "Well, this is very generous!" Phoebe: "And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous." Mike: "Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers." Phoebe: "Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay."

Charity guy: Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.

Mike: Not necessary.

Phoebe: Buffay is spelled B-U-F-F-A-Y.

Mike: And "X" is spelled uhm... "Mike Hannigan".

Answer: Monica

This is said in "The One With The Late Thanksgiving". Chandler: What's going on? Monica: "That was the adoption agency..." Chandler: "And?" Monica: "We're getting a baby!" Chandler: "Are you serious?" Monica: "There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!"

Answer: Monica

This is said in "The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss". Chandler: "How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!" Monica: "I'm on it!" Chandler: "Anything?" Monica: "I think I hear curtains closing..." Phoebe: "We've got shoes being kicked off over here." Monica: "Bedsprings, unmistakable!" Chandler: "You do realise that's your brother?" Monica: "Not until you said it. Somebody switch!"

Answer: Chandler

This is said in "The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss." Monica: "Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with." Chandler: "That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al." Monica: "Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon." Chandler: "Okay Buckwheat!"

Answer: Phoebe

This is from "The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss." Mike: "You don't have to go home tonight, do you?" Phoebe: "No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?" Mike: "Uhm... I can't do anything tonight." Phoebe: "Why not?" Mike: "I have a date." Phoebe: "You have a... You have a date? With who?" Mike: "Oh, it's... my girlfriend."
Phoebe: "You have... have a girlfriend?" Mike: "Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone." Phoebe: "For how long?"
Mike: "Three months." Phoebe: "Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?" Mike: "I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise."

Answer: Ross

This is said in "The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss." Rachel: "Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about."
Ross: "Okay, shoot!" Rachel: "Okay... alright, here's the deal." Ross: "Oh No!" Rachel: "What? What is it?" Ross: "Oh, major shampoo explosion!" Rachel: "Look Ross, this really isn't easy." Ross: "Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me?" Rachel: "Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo."

Answer: Joey

This is said in "The One With Ross' Tan." Chandler: "So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?" Joey: "Yeah. It's actually our first official date." Chandler: "Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?"
Joey: "Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at." Chandler: "What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing." Joey: "It's Ok!" Chandler: "How can you be so confident?"
Joey: "Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do!" Chandler: "Really? Like you have a routine?" Joey: "No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different. You have to appreciate their uniqueness." Chandler: "Really?" Joey: "No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh."

Answer: Rachel

This is said in "The One Where Rachel's Other Sister Babysits." Joey: "You slept out here?" Rachel: "Yeah, Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling 'Myron, get off!'" Joey: "But, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we're getting rid of her." Rachel: "Joey, I can't do that!"

Answer: Ross

This is from "The One Where Ross Is Fine." Ross: "It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?" Rachel: "Calm ourselves?" Ross: "No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!" Joey: "Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?" Ross: "Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!" Joey: "I do like fajitas."