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Who Said What? Trivia Quiz

I'll give you a quote from "The Simpsons" and all you have to do is tell me who said it.

A multiple-choice quiz by mrlinkin. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
mrlinkin

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
185,460

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
9 / 10

Plays
7712

Awards
Top 35% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 216 (10/10), Guest 70 (8/10), Guest 47 (2/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. "Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
Who said this? Hint

Homer Simpson

Patty Bouvier

Bart Simpson

Lisa Simpson

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Question 2 of 10

2. "The results are in: for Sideshow Bob, one hundred percent; and for Joe Quimby, one percent. And we remind you there is a one percent margin of error."
Who said this? Hint

Mr Burns

Kent Brockman

Homer Simpson

Apu

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Question 3 of 10

3. "Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it."
Who said this? Hint

Mr Burns

Mayor Quimby

Principal Skinner

Chief Wiggum

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Question 4 of 10

4. "Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent."
Who said this? Hint

Milhouse

Sideshow Mel

Sideshow Bob

Nelson

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Question 5 of 10

5. "You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Some Confidence, Stupid!'"
Who said this? Hint

Troy McClure

Kent Brockman

Homer Simpson

Krusty

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Question 6 of 10

6. "Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."
Who said this? Hint

Barney Gumble

Apu

Moe Szyslak

Homer Simpson

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Question 7 of 10

7. "Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders."
Who said this? Hint

Nelson Muntz

Ralph Wiggum

Bart Simpson

Milhouse Van Houten

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Question 8 of 10

8. "Since the police can't seem to get off their duff-a-roonies to do something about this burglar-ino, I propose we start our own neighborhood watch (pause) aroony! (everyone cheers) Now, who should lead the group?"
Who said this? Hint

Reverend Lovejoy

Moe Syzlak

Marge Simpson

Ned Flanders

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Question 9 of 10

9. "Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whose-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt."
Who said this? Hint

Troy McClure

Kent Brockman

Krusty the Clown

Sideshow Bob

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Question 10 of 10

10. "Uh, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt... Oh, geez, trees, shrubs... er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!"
Who said this? Hint

Homer Simpson

Marge Simpson

Principal Skinner

Chief Wiggum

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use." Who said this?

Answer: Homer Simpson

Homer said this to Marge when they were talking in bed in the episode "Lady Bouvier's Lover". They were talking about the new romance between Marge's mother and Abe Simpson.

2. "The results are in: for Sideshow Bob, one hundred percent; and for Joe Quimby, one percent. And we remind you there is a one percent margin of error." Who said this?

Answer: Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman said this while reporting on the Springfield elections, in the episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts". Sideshow Bob won the elections, but was later arrested for cheating. Mayor Quimby was reinstated.

3. "Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it." Who said this?

Answer: Principal Skinner

Principal Skinner had to ride on the bus in the episode "Treehouse of Horror IV", because his mother caught him talking to a woman and confiscated his car keys. Bart was put in a mental institution at the end of the episode because he claimed that there was a gremlin on the side of the bus.

4. "Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent." Who said this?

Answer: Sideshow Bob

This is from the episode "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming", where Sideshow Bob escapes from prison and steals a nuclear bomb. Bart then stopped Bob and he was thrown in jail again.

5. "You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Some Confidence, Stupid!'" Who said this?

Answer: Troy McClure

Troy used this as his introduction for a self help video by Brad Goodman, in the episode "Bart's Inner Child". Troy claims that Goodman fixed his drinking problem, although Troy is seen drinking the whole time. Goodman later comes to town and tells everyone to act like Bart.

6. "Business is slow. People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine." Who said this?

Answer: Moe Szyslak

Moe is telling Homer about his failing bar in the episode "Flaming Moe's". Moe sees a way to save his bar when Homer invents an alcoholic drink. The drink becomes popular and Moe claims he invented it. This makes Homer go a little insane.

7. "Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders." Who said this?

Answer: Ralph Wiggum

Ralph managed to do this while making paper letterboxes on Valentine's Day. Lisa feels sorry for him because he doesn't get a Valentine so she gives one to him. He takes it the wrong way and becomes obsessed with her. The episode is called "I Love Lisa".

Answer: Ned Flanders

Ned says this at a neighborhood watch meeting, which is held after a cat burglar hits the town. The group all nominate Homer as the leader of their vigilante gang, in the aptly named episode "Homer The Vigilante".

9. "Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whose-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt." Who said this?

Answer: Krusty the Clown

Krusty was talking to Bart and Lisa in the episode "Krusty Gets Kancelled". Bart and Lisa can't accept that Krusty has been cancelled and they plan a comeback show for him.

10. "Uh, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt... Oh, geez, trees, shrubs... er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!" Who said this?

Answer: Chief Wiggum

Wiggum says this while in pursuit of Marge and Ruth Powers. Ruth had stolen her ex-husband's car. Homer was in the back of Wiggum's car when they started the chase, but it took him a while to realise that it was Marge. This episode was called "Marge on the Lam".

Source: Author mrlinkin

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