Answer: Troy Barnes
Troy says this in season 3, episode 21 "The First Chang Dynasty" as he prepares to leave for the air conditioning repair school.
From Quiz: 'Community': Quotes 101
Answer: Betty White
Betty White starts the first episode as the teacher for the group's new class. She gets suspended after she tries to choke Jeff with a weapon she made.
From Quiz: "Community" Season 2
Answer: G
He claims that in his mind, the G stands for "God". Jeff wonders why Annie is even talking to "micro-nipples".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x15 - "Romantic Expressionism"
Answer: 5:00pm
Annie proposes that for this reason, the group's meetings be moved to 4:30 so that each of the group members do not have to take the long way around. She calls this the "Library's Backdoor Conundrum", which Abed believes sounds like "a porno with Kate Winslet".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x14 - "Interpretive Dance"
Answer: World's Greatest Grandpa
He enters with the phrase, "Guess what happened to me?" The group, naturally, assumes that he became a grandfather. He quickly refutes this, as he is just wearing the shirt because it's "cool".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x13 - "Investigative Journalism"
Answer: Catch Knowledge
Annie is the most proactive member of the group in helping out with the STD fair. She works closely with the Dean to ensure the event runs as smoothly and effectively as possible.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x11 "Politics of Human Sexuality"
Answer: Envirodale
He quickly retracts this idea once Star Burns points out that the school is already called "Greendale".
Pierce is fearful that "Green Week" is a tribute to the Irish, and further demonstrates his racist persona. Unfortunately, 5000 "Envirodale" posters have already been printed. The Dean then demands that 5000 more be printed, as he is "trying to save a planet, here".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x10 - "Environmental Science"
Answer: 10 to 1
Britta is trying to give up cigarettes and is suffering withdrawal symptoms. Pierce is, indeed, the hypnotherapist he mentions.
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x09 - "Debate 109"
Answer: Randy
Annie and Troy attended the same high school, and though they were in the same class, Troy is a year older than her. Annie ends up helping Troy plan all his dates with Randy.
Troy also apologises to Annie for misleading her - Randy can be the name of a guy or a girl, and this Randy is definitely a girl.
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x08 - "Home Economics"
Answer: Via internet
Chang is highly unimpressed by this party, as he must give extra credit to all those who attend, but does not get paid overtime. Annie says that some people responded to her "e-vite", but some people remained "e-vaisive".
From Quiz: "Community" 1x07 "Introduction to Statistics"
Answer: Sagittarius A
After Pierce states that there is only one black hole worth studying, the group stares at him, expecting a crude response, However, Pierce surprises them with some factual information about Sagittarius A* (pronounced "Sagittarius A-star", though Pierce omits the "star"), such as it's location and density. In true Pierce fashion, however, he ends with the phrase, "It has the density of 40 suns. Just like my wiener."
From Quiz: "Community" 1x06 - "Football, Feminism and You"
Answer: How the 'i' was dotted
The author uses tiny love hearts to dot her i's. Although it is never explicitly stated, it is strongly suggested that Annie wrote the evaluation, as Chang is right in her face. Abed signs his name on his form.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x04 - "Social Psychology"
Answer: Jeff
Jeff Winger is played by Joel McHale. Jeff was found to have a fake law degree and had to go back to college. He starts the Spanish study group as a way to hook up with Britta.
From Quiz: 'Community': Introduction to Characterisation
Answer: Greendale Community College
Greendale Community College is a fictional College. Dan Harmon, the show's creator, has said that the show was based on his own experiences at Glendale Community College.
From Quiz: 'Community' 101
Answer: To get with Britta
Jeff only tells Britta about the group, but she invites Abed who then invites everybody else.
From Quiz: "Community"- Season 1
Answer: Borrowing a pencil
Jeff is portrayed by Joel McHale. Britta and Abed are portrayed by Gillian Jacobs and Danny Pudi respectively.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x01 - Pilot
Answer: Astrology
Astronomy is the study of space, including stars, planets, celestial objects, etc. It is basically the study of the entire universe. Astrology, however, is the pseudoscience behind horoscopes.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x02 - "Spanish 101"
Answer: p. 37
The class is extremely confused by their professor's antics. They literally throw their books to the floor and are informed that their class motto is "Carpe diem", which is Latin for "seize the day".
From Quiz: "Community" 1x03 - "Introduction to Film"
Answer: Jeff Winger
Jeff said this during a campaign speech in season 2, episode 17 "Intro to Political Science" when he ran for campus president against Annie.
From Quiz: 'Community': Quotes 101
Answer: KFC
Abed leaves the van to get his astronomy suit before the door slams shut. The van gets towed to a country farm where Annie escapes and drives the Winnebago back to the school where they get a heroes reception.
From Quiz: "Community" Season 2
Answer: 38% hotter
The Dean interrupts them, and jokingly suggests that the pair were breaching student/faculty relationship policies. He also informs them that physically attractive students and teachers are placed on a "watch list".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x14 - "Interpretive Dance"
Answer: Crossword editor
Jeff is the editor, as the Dean offers him a nice office and an English credit. Jeff promotes her to "ace news hound".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x13 - "Investigative Journalism"
Answer: Merry Happy
This appears to be a further attempt for the Dean to demonstrate his acceptance of various cultures and backgrounds. The Dean regularly enters the study room in various costumes for a variety of reasons. His entrance interrupts Jeff defending Abed against a bully.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x12 - "Comparative Religion"
Answer: They keep getting stolen
As Britta informs the Dean of this, he suggests hidden cameras in every stall. "Problem solved", as Britta sarcastically comments.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x11 "Politics of Human Sexuality"
Answer: The Community College Chronicles
Abed posts videos of events that transpire amongst the group before they actually occur. He claims that his high levels of observation allow him to predict how each group member will react to a particular scenario.
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x09 - "Debate 109"
Answer: Chubby thighs
He states that if it's man-to-man, they won't be thinking about their chubby thighs or whether or not they could have babies. Britta declines this offer, but Pierce believes that "don't talk to Vaughn" is "girl" for "talk to Vaughn".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x08 - "Home Economics"
Answer: Pierce
Annie is trying to guilt Jeff into attending her Día de los Muertos party, which he is unwilling to do, as it conflicts with his enjoyment of life.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x07 "Introduction to Statistics"
Answer: Hacky sack
Jeff and Shirley thus develop the nickname "Hacky Sack". Vaughn is quite the hippie, and is portrayed by Eric Christian Olsen.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x04 - "Social Psychology"
Answer: Shirley
Shirley Bennett is played by Yvette Nicole Brown. She is a recently divorced mother of three who is usually very friendly, but sometimes has a problem with gossip.
From Quiz: 'Community': Introduction to Characterisation
Answer: Jeff Winger
Jeff starts the study group in the pilot episode as a way to get close to Britta. He originally only invites Britta, however she invites Abed who invites the others and thus the Spanish study group is formed.
From Quiz: 'Community' 101
Answer: $100
Jeff originally trades his shirt to Abed so he can be partners with Britta.
From Quiz: "Community"- Season 1
Answer: Gymnasium
The Dean announces that the perpetrator has "won a cruise", and must report to security to claim their prize.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x02 - "Spanish 101"
Answer: Abed Nadir
In season 1, episode 17 "Physical Education," Abed says this after Britta is worried that the group damaged his self-esteem by trying to change his personality to woo a girl in their class.
From Quiz: 'Community': Quotes 101
Answer: Zombie
Leonard is one of the first to commence biting the flesh of party-goers. Troy ends up escaping only to return and turn the thermostat down to relieve the zombie-like symptoms before a secret government agency turns up and erases everyone's memories.
From Quiz: "Community" Season 2
Answer: 2006
The voiceover at the beginning of the film claims "It is the year 2006 AD, and nuclear war has ravished the planet". Abed chips in with "I must have missed that".
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x15 - "Romantic Expressionism"
Answer: A leg
Britta and Troy each discover that the other takes dance classes. Troy began dance to improve his coordination for football, but really enjoyed it, so continued.
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x14 - "Interpretive Dance"
Answer: Genitals
Buddy, played by Jack Black, is not seen until this episode, as his body type simply allows him to blend into the background. We then see a montage of flashbacks from previous episodes with slight additions involving Buddy. He decides to join the study group, much to the distaste of the other group members.
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x13 - "Investigative Journalism"
Answer: He had a moustache
Pierce believes that the real reason men fight is to prove their dominance, so a woman can choose a mate. Britta wholeheartedly disagrees with this. Jeff is keen to continue studying, as he is on the verge of failing Spanish.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x12 - "Comparative Religion"
Answer: racist
Jeff informs the group that the next person to offer him charity or pity will be mentioned by name in his suicide note. Eventually, he does ask Abed if he can stay with him for a while. Shirley and Britta are the first to discover that Jeff is living out of his car when they see him bathing from a tap on campus, with a toothbrush in his mouth.
From Quiz: "Community" - 1x08 - "Home Economics"
Answer: Grading papers
Professor Slater has a personal rule against dating students. Jeff successfully works hard to get her to ignore this rule just for him.
From Quiz: "Community" 1x07 "Introduction to Statistics"
