"M*A*S*H" Episode "Henry, Please Come Home" Quiz

Answer: Cocktails for Two

"Cocktails for Two" was written in 1934 by Arthur Johnston and Sam Coslow. Duke Ellington and Spike Jones recorded the best-known versions.

Answer: She handed him catgut during surgery.

Ginger handed Frank what he asked for and reminded him of that when he complained, but always irascible, Frank retorted, "Give me what I need, not what I asked for." After the OR session, Frank approaches Henry about putting Ginger on report, but Henry is opposed to that minor complaint.

Answer: A pregnant woman

Not used to the attention and having a general present it in person, Henry is standing very stiff and straight, making Hawkeye comment that Henry looks like he's expecting. Henry makes an acceptance speech to which no one seems to be paying attention. Because of the camp's record, General Hammond wants Henry transferred to Tokyo to oversee things there.

Answer: A bra

When Henry holds it up, Hawkeye quips, "Have it filled in Tokyo."

Answer: No

Margaret's absence is not explained or alluded to. Loretta Swit only had an opening credit in this episode.

Answer: A flyswater

Brandishing it at the MPs, he warns, "Be careful, it might go off." The MPs are not intimidated by Trap's choice of weapon, so it's goodbye to the distillery.

Answer: In a geisha bathhouse

The three men are in a tub, after which Henry enjoys a little back walking service.

Answer: If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake

They also play guitars while singing. The song was written by Al Hoffman, Bob Merrill, and Clem Watts in 1950. It was a big hit for Eileen Barton.

Answer: They hint that Radar is sick

They have a "fake" call and let it slip in Henry's earshot that Radar is seriously ill and nobody knows what's ailing him. Of course, it's just a scheme. Henry thinks he can diagnose the illness and returns with the surgeons.

Answer: Mother

Putting on a real show, Radar pretends to be delirious. Henry wants to do an exploratory, but Frank says that because Henry would be considered a visiting surgeon, they need General Hammond's permission to operate. Radar offers to make the call, jumps out of bed, and hurries to the phone. Too late, he realizes he has exposed the ruse. Seeing how things are in his absence, Henry agrees to stay at the 4077th.