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  Who's Talking Now?   popular trivia quiz  
Multiple Choice
 20 Qns
Here is another quotes quiz, I'll give you the quote, you tell me who said it. This covers seasons 1-6.
Tough, 20 Qns, aurora123, Aug 04 16
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  Earth, Steaks, There's a Difference?    
Multiple Choice
 15 Qns
Season four's "Upgrades" is one of the funniest "Stargate SG-1" episodes. How well do you know the quotes?
Average, 15 Qns, bookworm78, Sep 10 13
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  The 'For Crying Out Loud' Quote Quiz    
Multiple Choice
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I realize there is already a similar quiz like this out there but I checked it out and made sure none of the questions overlapped. There are more than enough Jack quotes to go around.
Tough, 20 Qns, trekkim, Aug 21 05
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  "Stargate SG-1" Funniest Quotes    
Multiple Choice
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Hey there! Do you think you know the most famous quotes in "Stargate SG-1"? We'll soon find out. Have fun :)
Average, 10 Qns, stargategeek, Mar 24 13
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  The Daniel 'Space Monkey' Jackson Quote Quiz    
Multiple Choice
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Daniel Jackson, expert in crumbled ruins and alien gibberish has been shot, killed, revived and married. And that was only the movie. He's also got his fair share of interesting quotes. It'll be your job to match the quote with the episode.
Average, 15 Qns, trekkim, Aug 21 05
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  Who Said this Line?    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This quotes will be from the seasons of "Stargate SG-1".
Average, 10 Qns, Cenasgrl19, Apr 09 08
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  Indeed! A quiz about quotes from "Stargate SG-1"    
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A fun and challenging quiz about a few of the more memorable, comical and hopefully interesting quotes from all your favorite characters in "Stargate SG-1"!
Average, 10 Qns, Racetr4ck, Dec 27 12
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  Samantha 'Black Widow' Carter Quotes    
Multiple Choice
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Samantha Carter is the science geek of the group and a brilliant astrophysicist but that's not all she is. She's a solider, a friend, a woman and she has a witty sense of humor. Here's a quiz devoted to her own quotes.
Tough, 10 Qns, trekkim, Aug 21 05
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  When Did Jack Say What?    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
This is a quiz about some of the best lines that a particular Colonel has said, through seasons 1-5. I will give you the quote, and you give me the episode.
Difficult, 10 Qns, aurora123, Aug 21 05
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  The 'Chel Nak' Teal'c Quote Quiz    
Multiple Choice
 10 Qns
The quiz is simple. I'll provide a Teal'c quote and you choose what episode it is from.
Tough, 10 Qns, trekkim, Aug 21 05
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trivia question Quick Question
"Lose it? It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal WACKO!"

From Quiz "When Did Jack Say What?"





'Stargate: SG-1' Quotes Trivia Questions
1. Who says this line: "Oh for crying out loud"?

From Quiz "Stargate SG-1" Funniest Quotes

Answer: Jack O'Neill

Jack is a very sarcastic character and laughs evil in the face. He says this in almost all the episodes.

2. Complete the dialogue. Teal'c and O'Neill arrive at Carter's house. O'Neill: "We brought pizza and a movie." Teal'c: "Star Wars." O'Neill: "He's seen it what, eight times?"

From Quiz Indeed! A quiz about quotes from "Stargate SG-1"

Answer: Teal'c: "Nine."

From season five, episode three, titled "Ascension". Teal'c really, really likes "Star Wars".

3. Who said this line? "Or could be 'a piece of our leg,' but the first seems to make more sense."

From Quiz Who Said this Line?

Answer: Daniel

Daniel was attempting to translate the language around the repository of the knowledge found on P3R-272, which had just downloaded a bunch of alien knowledge into Jack. The correct translation was "a piece of our legacy". This line was from the episode called "The Fifth Race".

4. "I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie."

From Quiz Samantha 'Black Widow' Carter Quotes

Answer: Hathor

Hathor managed to take over SGC by using some sort of mind control on all the men, except Teal'c. The women, including Sam and Janet, were locked in a holding cell. Janet had just suggested they try to seduce the men to get free.

5. "Or it could be 'a piece of our leg' but the first seems to make more sense."

From Quiz The Daniel 'Space Monkey' Jackson Quote Quiz

Answer: The Fifth Race

Daniel was attempting to translate the language around the repository of knowledge found on P3R-272, which had just downloaded a bunch of alien knowledge into Jack. The correct translation was "a piece of our legacy".

6. "Okay, anyone with a snake in their head raise their hand."

From Quiz The 'For Crying Out Loud' Quote Quiz

Answer: The First Ones

Teal'c has just tied up Jack, Sam, Rothman and Hawkins because he believes one of them has been infected by a Gou'ald. As it turns out, both Hawkins and Rothman are now hosts.

7. "Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?"

From Quiz The 'Chel Nak' Teal'c Quote Quiz

Answer: Descent

Teal'c and Jonas are in the Pel'Tak, while the rest of SG-1 are checking out Anubis' abandoned ship, which was sent to Earth by Thor. This is Teal'c reply when Jonas suggests that off-worlders need to stick together.

8. "Maybourne you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken one day off?"

From Quiz Who's Talking Now?

Answer: Sam

Sam said this in the episode "Foothold". She was trying to explain to Maybourne about the alien invasion, but he responded by telling General Hammond, who at the time was an alien imposer, his and Sam's location. She was not very happy.

9. "Captain, where there's a will, there's an or...way."

From Quiz When Did Jack Say What?

Answer: 1969

This was in "1969", Jack replyed with the above quote after Sam said "Sir, you can't just will something to happen because you want it to be a certain way." He demanded that Sam give him an "or" option in apposed to spending the rest of thier lives in the past.

10. Between whom does this conversation take place? "Lucy, I'm home." "I am not Lucy."

From Quiz "Stargate SG-1" Funniest Quotes

Answer: Jack, Teal'c

Teal'c: "Col. O'Neill"? O'Neill: "Lucy, I'm home"! Teal'c: "I am not Lucy". O'Neill: "I know that. It's a reference to an old TV... never mind, open the door". Teal'c: "I will summon the doctor". O'Neill: "No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up". Teal'c: "I cannot be certain that you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as 'Lucy'." These lines are from the episode "The Brocca Divide". This is when they visit a planet with a light side and a dark side.

11. Complete this quote. Teal'c: "I have heard tell of a place where humans do battle in a ring of..."

From Quiz Indeed! A quiz about quotes from "Stargate SG-1"

Answer: Jello

From season five, episode three, titled "Ascension". Jack responds by saying, "I'll call Daniel."

12. Who says the following quote to Jack? "You're eating a lot."

From Quiz Earth, Steaks, There's a Difference?

Answer: Daniel

(Dr. Frasier has a similar quote: "You seem to be developing a sweet tooth.") Jack walks in on Daniel studying the arm band he has just started wearing. Jack, who has had his band awhile, asks him if he's noticed anything yet. Daniel responds with the above quote. Jack then proceeds to read an entire book in about five seconds, a feat Daniel tries to duplicate but is unable to at that time.

13. "Welcome to my life."

From Quiz Samantha 'Black Widow' Carter Quotes

Answer: Enemies

This is Sam's comment to her father's final remark in the following exchange between Jack and Jacob: "I distinctly remember someone saying, 'We're not going to make it.' I think we made it." "I'm sorry. I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it." "Yes, well, maybe next time, you'll just wait and see." "And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?"

14. "We drew straws. I lost."

From Quiz The Daniel 'Space Monkey' Jackson Quote Quiz

Answer: Shades of Grey

When everyone seemed to think Jack had 'turned to the dark side', it was Daniel who tried to talk to Jack. As it turned out, Jack wasn't really going rogue. It had all been an act and Jack was appreciative of Daniel for trying. However, Teal'c, Sam and Daniel all drew straws to see who would talk to Jack. Daniel lost.

15. "I don't know Carter; you might not be dumb enough."

From Quiz The 'For Crying Out Loud' Quote Quiz

Answer: Small Victories

The Replicators are on their way to Thor's home world and Thor has come to SGC in hopes of receiving help stopping them. It appears that the Asgard are no longer capable of thinking like humans, which means Thor needs someone dumber to help find a solution. Sam volunteers, prompting Jack's reply.

16. "We are, in fact, offering water."

From Quiz The 'Chel Nak' Teal'c Quote Quiz

Answer: The Other Side

In "The Other Side", the Eurondians want to trade technology for heavy water, which they use to power their defense system. Daniel is opposed to the idea and suggests that they may just be adding gasoline to the flames. Teal'c doesn't seem to understand that Daniel was speaking metaphorically.

17. "Um...The sun is beeping"

From Quiz Who's Talking Now?

Answer: Daniel

"2010" Sam had hacked into the Aschen main computer, so that they could predict a solar flare. There was a large holographic sun in the middle of the room, and a section of it lit up, and began to beep, indicating that it had found an upcoming flare. Daniel said the above line to alert Sam.

18. "So help me, if I wake up, and I'm singing soprano..."

From Quiz When Did Jack Say What?

Answer: Seth

This quote was taken from "Seth". Jack said this just as he was being infected with the nish'ta, Seth's controlling agent, just before he passed out. Earlier in the episode Daniel comments that the male followers of Seth, and other Egyptian gods, that were located inside the compound, were turned into eunuchs.

19. "Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger." Who says this line?

From Quiz "Stargate SG-1" Funniest Quotes

Answer: O'Neill

This is from the episode "Urgo" when SG-1 get a chip implanted in their brains and the chip starts communicating. They try to remove Urgo but he doesn't want to be removed. He says his creator is evil.

20. Who is Jack referring to? Jack O'Neill: "I remembered something. There's a man. And he's bald and he wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very important to me."

From Quiz Indeed! A quiz about quotes from "Stargate SG-1"

Answer: Homer Simpson

From season four, episode ten, titled "Beneath the Surface". SG-1 has been captured and brainwashed. As they begin to recollect memories of their true identities the first thing Jack remembers is Homer, from "The Simpsons". Actor Richard Dean Anderson (who portrayed Jack) was a big "Simpsons" fan and incorporated this aspect of his own personality into O'Neill's character.

21. Who says the following quote to Daniel? "Want me to read to you?"

From Quiz Earth, Steaks, There's a Difference?

Answer: Jack

After Jack has read a book really fast, Daniel tries to do the same, but is unsuccessful. Jack then asks this question and Daniel just gives him a look. Later, Daniel is able to cross reference the writings on the armband with every language on Earth in about an hour. Then he reads through Anise's notes on the Atoniques in about three seconds.

22. "That is surprising; it's usually so hard to shut you up."

From Quiz Samantha 'Black Widow' Carter Quotes

Answer: Heroes, Part 1

Emmett Bregman, a filmmaker, was authorized to make a documentary about SGC and the personal who work their. One of his tasks was to interview all the members of SG-1, including Teal'c. This is Sam's comment when she learns Teal'c said very little during his interview.

23. "I have to go now. Everything's gonna be fine. Please Jack. Tell Jacob to stop."

From Quiz The Daniel 'Space Monkey' Jackson Quote Quiz

Answer: Meridian

Daniel was exposed to a lethal dose of radiation and was dying. Jacob Carter was called in to help save Daniel by using a hand device. However, Daniel asked Jack to tell Jacob to stop trying to heal him. Daniel then died and ascended.

24. "I ask you, what could possibly be in my eye that could explain this?"

From Quiz The 'For Crying Out Loud' Quote Quiz

Answer: Window of Opportunity

This is Teal'c and Jack's third of many loops to come. And, as occurs in every loop, Hammond insists that Dr. Frasier give Teal'c and Jack a full check-up, which includes a penlight in the eye for Jack and a thermometer in the mouth for Teal'c.

25. "A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips."

From Quiz The 'Chel Nak' Teal'c Quote Quiz

Answer: Seth

Teal'c mentions that there are jokes about Seth's jaffa and Jack asks to hear one. No one but Teal'c laughs.

26. "Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?"

From Quiz Who's Talking Now?

Answer: Teal'c

"Decent" Jonas and Teal'c were talking, and Jonas had said "Those of us not originally from the planet Earth have to stick together, right?" To which Teal'c responded, with a slight smile, the above line.

27. "Hypnosis? You know I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken cluck like a dog stuff."

From Quiz When Did Jack Say What?

Answer: Fire and Water

This was in "Fire and Water". SG-1 had been given false memories of Daniel's death, and their actual memories were starting to conflict with the real ones. Dr. Mackenzie then suggested hypnosis, in order to find out what really happened. Jack then responded with the above quote.

28. "Well, I speak twenty-three different languages. Pick one." Who says it?

From Quiz "Stargate SG-1" Funniest Quotes

Answer: Daniel

"We'll go in disguise, pretend to be foreigners." "How are you going to do that?" "Well, I speak twenty-three different languages. Pick one." This conversation is between Jack and Daniel in the episode "1969". The group just escaped from an army escort in 69 and are trying to find the stargate.

29. Who says this? "These 'shuttles', they are a formidable craft?"

From Quiz Indeed! A quiz about quotes from "Stargate SG-1"

Answer: Bra'tac

From season two, episode one, titled "The Serpent's Lair". With the Goa'uld armada of the powerful system lord Apophis approaching earth, Bra'tac questions SG-1 about the earth's "warships".

30. Who says this line? "Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken a day off?"

From Quiz Who Said this Line?

Answer: Sam

Sam says this in the episode "Foothold". She was trying to explain to Maybourne about the alien invasion, but he responded by telling General Hammond, who at the time was an alien imposter, his and Sam's location. She was not very happy.

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