"Stargate SG-1" Funniest Quotes Quiz

Answer: Jack O'Neill

Jack is a very sarcastic character and laughs evil in the face. He says this in almost all the episodes.

Answer: Jack, Teal'c

Teal'c: "Col. O'Neill"?
O'Neill: "Lucy, I'm home"!
Teal'c: "I am not Lucy".
O'Neill: "I know that. It's a reference to an old TV... never mind, open the door".
Teal'c: "I will summon the doctor".
O'Neill: "No, come on. I'm fine. I'm back to being myself. Just open up".
Teal'c: "I cannot be certain that you are back to being yourself. You referred to me as 'Lucy'."

These lines are from the episode "The Brocca Divide". This is when they visit a planet with a light side and a dark side.

Answer: O'Neill

This is from the episode "Urgo" when SG-1 get a chip implanted in their brains and the chip starts communicating. They try to remove Urgo but he doesn't want to be removed. He says his creator is evil.

Answer: Daniel

"We'll go in disguise, pretend to be foreigners."
"How are you going to do that?"
"Well, I speak twenty-three different languages. Pick one."
This conversation is between Jack and Daniel in the episode "1969". The group just escaped from an army escort in 69 and are trying to find the stargate.

Answer: Sam

This line is from the episode "Avenger 2.0". Felger creates a virus that eventually causes all the stargates to malfunction.

Answer: McKay

McKay says this to Carter in the episode "Redemption part 2". Anubis is holding the gate open and he makes a joke about Anubis.

Answer: Jonas

"Are you smiling?"
"First time in a death glider."
"Oh! Well..."

This conversation is between O'Neill and Jonas in the episode "Decent". It occurs after they escape a mothership.

Answer: Daniel and Sam

This is from the episode "Morpheus". SG-1 visits a planet where if they go to sleep they never wake up. Gen. Landry doesn't know if he can trust Vala so he sends her to a psychiatric evaluation.

Answer: Three

He says it three times:
1. Carter: "We haven't been to P4X-639."
O'Neill: "Yes we have. No, we haven't. That's what you were going to say."
Daniel: "Of course that's what I was going to say."
O'Neill: "Okay, bad example."

2.O'Neill: "Look, General, if it were just me, I'd agree. But what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man!? Bad example."

3.O'Neill: "What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?"
Daniel: "Uh, I do."
O'Neill: "Bad example."

In the episode "Window of Opportunity" SG-1 returns to earth after being caught in a geomagnetic storm. Then they find themselves repeating the same day. Only O'Neill and Teal'c remember what happened in the previous loops.

Answer: Jack

O'Neill: "I'm telling you, I am absolutely fine. There is nothing cruvus with me!"
O'Neill: "What?"
Daniel: "You just said there's nothing "cruvus" with you."
O'Neill: "What? No I didn't."
Daniel: "Yes, you did."
O'Neill: "I did not."
Daniel: "Yes, you did."
O'Neill: "Didn't."
Daniel: "Did."
O'Neill: "Didn't."
Daniel: "Did."
O'Neill: [annoyed] "Cruvus?! What is that?!"

This is from the episode "The Fifth Race" when Jack gets all the ancient repository of knowledge downloaded into his brain. At one point Jack is unable to speak English anymore but can still communicate.