WWF 'Smackdown' January 3, 2002 Quiz

Answer: Tazz and Spike Dudley

Tazz and Spike Dudley faced off against The Dudley Boyz, who were accompanied by Stacey Kiebler, for the WWF Tag Team Championship. Tazz and Spike gave it their all, but they were unable to defeat The Dudley Boyz. The Dudleys retained their title when Bubba Ray gave Spike a 'Super Bomb' from the top rope. Better luck next time Spike and Tazz! Congratulations Dudleys!

Answer: Jazz

Lillian interviewed so-called female wrestler, Jazz. Jazz said that she wasn't going to sleep her way to the top, unlike the bottle blonde female wrestlers. Jazz then shoved Lillian against the chain-link fence. Jazz could never be the top female wrestler for several different reasons.

The first one is that she doesn't know the choreography. The second one is that she can't act. The third is that she can't say her promo without hesitating, and last, but certainly not least, she can't wrestle on a level that's needed to be the top female wrestler.

Answer: Vince McMahon

Vince came to the ring and wished everyone a Happy New Year, but the audience angered the owner of the WWF because all they kept saying was 'what?'. Vince threatened to close the show down if they kept it up, but the fans wouldn't stop. He even had all of the lights shut down to scare the fans, but they still wouldn't stop.

Answer: Steve Austin

While Vince was standing in total darkness, he heard Austin's music begin and he frantically yelled for the lights to be put back on. When the lights were back on, Vince turned around in shock to see Austin standing in the ring. The Rattlesnake yelled at Vince and kept saying 'what?'.

Answer: Booker T and Big Boss Man

Just as Austin threatened to kick the tar out of Vince, Booker T and Big Boss Man ran to Vince's aid. They double teamed Austin, and Boss Man even hit Austin on the head with the microphone. When Booker and Boss Man finally left, Austin was lying in the middle of the ring with blood dripping down his face.

Answer: Jazz

Mighty Molly faced off against Jazz. Unfortunately, Jazz defeated Mighty Molly when she gave her suplex for the win. Did you notice that Mighty Molly had to carry Jazz at times during this match? Could it be because Jazz isn't competent enough to know all of the choreography? I think this is a very good possibility.

Answer: Jonathan 'Coach' Coachman

Coach asked Taker why he backed down from The Big Show on December 27, 2001's episode of 'Smackdown'. Taker told Coach that it was called tricking your opponent. Taker also said that Coach, along with everyone else, needed to learn some respect.

Answer: Big Show

The Big Show faced off against The Undertaker for the WWF Hardcore Championship. Big Show gave it his all, but was unable to defeat The Undertaker. The Undertaker gave Big Show a 'Dragon Sleeper' for the win by submission. Who did Big Show think he was kidding? Did he forget that at one time he used to be The Undertaker's flunkie? Hey, I like Show, but there is no way he's going to defeat The Undertaker.

Answer: Mr. Dudley

On this attempt, the guard let Mr. Dudley through, but refused to let Stephanie. Stephanie then tried to make a pass at the guard, only to be told that he was gay. Although he did let Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn through.

Answer: Edge and Rob Van Dam

Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho faced off against The Rock and RVD. Angle and Jericho won when, after Edge gave Jericho the 'Edgecution', Angle came in and gave Edge the 'Olympic Slam'. Jericho then pinned Edge for the win. Does RVD think that his movements are considered wrestling? Please, if he actually knew how to wrestle he wouldn't be jumping around like a frog.

Another thing, how original is Rob Van Dam? All he did was swipe Jean Claude Van Damme's name, and shorten it. So all in all, RVD is just a spammer.

Answer: Ric Flair

Flair was told about what Vince had done earlier in the show by Arn Anderson. Flair went to the ring and told Vince that come 'Royal Rumble' he was going to have to walk the walk.

Answer: Stephanie McMahon Helmsley

As Flair was talking, Stephanie jumped the barricade that surrounds the ring. As the security guards were trying to keep her back, Flair said to let her through. Stephanie reminded him that it was only four days until her husband's return. She said that if he didn't hire her, then he would be in a world of trouble.

She said that Flair may be a great wrestler, but he is a stupid business man. She also said that without her, Flair wouldn't stand a chance against her father. As she was talking, Flair began bouncing off the ropes, and strutting. Stephanie yelled at Flair for thinking everything was a party.

Then she slapped him, telling him her cell phone will be on all weekend, and then she walked out of the ring. Way to go Steph!

Answer: Test

Tajiri faced off against Test. Unfortunately, Test won when he gave Tajiri a 'Boot to the Face' for the pin. Better luck next time Tajiri!

Answer: The Rock

The Rock faced off against Booker T for a chance to be the Number One Contender. Booker took control of the match early on, but was unable to win.

Answer: Vince McMahon, Ric Flair, The Big Boss Man, and Stone Cold Steve Austin

During the match, Vince came to the ring and hit The Rock in the head. Then Flair ran down to the ring, hit Vince, and chased him into the crowd. After the match, The Big Boss Man came running to the ring and helped Booker T double team The Rock. Then Austin came running to the ring to help The Rock, but was hit on the head with a steel chair by Booker as 'Smackdown' went off the air.