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1. What does June know about fixing cars? She's a woman!
2. I hate everything the president stands for but I'm not voting for his opponent because she's not for reducing carbon emissions.
3. I cannot believe Jillian rejected me for a date. She must be married.
4. Andrew dropped out of high school and was bankrupt once but now he's a big shot CEO so the same will happen to me.
5. Michael should have won that tennis match because he is so much better looking than his opponent.
6. There is a one in one billion chance that a meteorite will crash into my house, so I'm safe.
7. I didn't break into Rachel's house. I don't even know where she lives and besides, all her doors and windows were locked anyway.
8. When I asked that surfer about the dinosaur bone I found, he said it belonged to a T-Rex.
9. I really can't stand Ian. I hate him so much. He never did anything for me except that time he saved my life.
10. The ancient Romans were idiots. They didn't even know the Earth revolves around the sun. Why should we follow their example in astronomy?
Source: Author Joepetz
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