What We Know About "What We Do in the Shadows" Quiz

Answer: Spike

Petyr, Deacon, Vladislav, and Viago live in the house together. Petyr is the oldest at about 8,000 years old; Vladislov is 862; Viago is 379; and Deacon is the baby of the house at only 183 years old. The camera crew follows them around, with Viago providing most of the interviews.

Answer: Chores

Like with many flatmate situations, chores are a major topic of conversation. This is what the vampires are arguing about, mostly putting pressure on Deacon who has ignored the chore wheel for five years. In the next scene, they are all cleaning the house together.

Answer: Drives them to the cemetery

Jackie puts up with Deacon's ongoing demands because he, like most vampires with familiars, has promised her eternal life. The problem is that familiars are hard to find, so vampires generally don't want to give them up and turn them into vampires. When Jackie brings up the topic, Deacon uses his vampire powers to hypnotize her into forgetting what she was talking about.

Answer: Petyr

Nick runs frantically around the house, trying to outrun all of the vampires who are chasing him wildly. He makes it out to the driveway, only to be grabbed by Petyr. Jackie, who had invited Nick to the house, says, "Sorry, Nick!" as she drives away.

Answer: His best friend Stu

Deacon takes a dislike to Nick, but even he likes Stu, Nick's best friend who is human. All of them agree not to eat Stu, even though he has very plump red cheeks, and he joins the group. He shows them how to use the Internet, send text messages, and practice martial arts.

Answer: It's a pure silver cross and it burns his skin

Viago and Katherine fell in love, only to be separated when her family emigrated to New Zealand. Viago quickly decided he couldn't live without her and hopped a ship to follow her. Unfortunately, his familiar put the wrong postage on his coffin and it took over a year and a half to arrive, and by then Katherine had married someone else. Viago saw how happy she was and decided to let her live her life.

He still visits her and watches from afar outside her window. As a memento, she gave him a silver cross, but he can only wear it for a few seconds before it burns, so he keeps it in a box.

Answer: The Beast

Vladislov had a messy breakup with the Beast. When the vampires learn that an upcoming event, the Unholy Masquerade, will have the Beast as the Guest of Honor, Vladislov is miserable and decides not to attend.

Answer: Combination of bounty hunter and sunlight

Petyr spends most of his time in the basement. One day, a bounty hunter, who tracked the vampires to the house because of Nick's carelessness, bursts into the window with a stake to kill Petyr. He does't manage to use the stake, but the sunlight streaming in the window causes Petyr to become engulfed in flames and he dies. The bounty hunter also dies in the scuffle.

Answer: Vlad shows up and he and Stu overpower the villain

Just as Stu is about to be cornered by the mob of human-eating party-goers, Vlad shows up and stands up to the host. Vlad starts the fight with the host, and Stu finishes it. The friends leave the party together, singing, "Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu, Stu!"

Answer: Petyr is resurrected.

Everyone is happy at the end of the film, except for Petyr, who remains dead. Nick bites Jackie and turns her into a vampire, her dream realized. Vlad is renewing his relationship with the Beast, and Viago turns Katherine, now an elderly woman, into a vampire so they can spend the rest of their nights together. Stu, who had survived the Unholy Masquerade but was attacked by werewolves and transformed into one, facilitates a truce between the werewolves and the vampires. Happy times all around.