A Case Of "Ologyitis" with Dr Ology's Diagnosis Quiz

Answer: The study of the anatomy, development and diseases of teeth

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
Make sure you've flossed and brushed your teeth, then gargle with antiseptic before kissing any fairytale frogs you may believe will turn into your soulmate! Otherwise, you're not sharing my toothbrush!

Answer: A hymn, verse or form of words in Christian liturgy praising God

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
If you've taken to saying "thee" and "thou" to your nearest and dearest, and have just asked your boss what he's "begotten" recently, then I suggest an immediate baptism into a religion of your choice!

Answer: The study of the distribution, conservation and use of water

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
If you're fed up tracking down every puddle and naturally-occuring water feature, then try dipping into and sampling my bathwater - it's a unique blend!

Answer: The scientific study of ageing and the elderly

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
Refuse to grow old gracefully! Tell your family, including any third or fourth generations, that you're going bungee jumping every weekend, that you're no longer saving for the retirement home, and that for your next birthday you want something more exciting than a set of thermal underwear with a lifetime guarantee!

Answer: A spurious and fictional term created by a quiz gamer

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
If you think that because I'm a doctor I have all the answers then you are suffering from an Ology I haven't yet heard of! However, if you do feel the onset of Bogusology, I would recommend you look under "Hypochondriac" in the dictionary!

Answer: The study of the causes of diseases

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
As you may be aware, many diseases are curable and many particularly nasty ones have been wiped out! However, there is a disease more common on this website - the scientific name is of course unpronounceable but the layman's term is "Quizpox" ; a simple course
of FunTrivia daily should cure all lack of general knowledge!

Answer: The act of praising a person or thing highly in writing or speech

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
Well, well, well ... what can I say? You love the quiz, you adore my fascinating bluffs, you can't believe the extent of my genius! Oh, I am sorry ... what did you say ... I'm not supposed to eulogise about myself? Then this must be the perfect opportunity for you to do it for me. Don't forget to rate my quiz at the end of your visit!

Answer: The scientific study of excrement

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
Hmmm.. Not an easy one this! Should you show an extraordinary interest in this bodily function please keep it to yourself. I wish you luck in your chosen hobby, but I won't be available to visit your home ... ever!

Answer: The branch of biology concerned with cellular components of animal tissue

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
When I was young I had a pet frog who, for about two weeks, consumed me with interest. However, when we moved on to dissecting rats in Elementary Science I lost interest somewhat, and rather than waste a good frog, I decided to apply a little stoichiology and needless to say, he is with me this very minute .. looking at me from his little glass jam jar! No diagnosis needed, perfectly normal behaviour!

Answer: The branch of chemistry dealing with fermentation

Dr Ology's Diagnosis:
Hic! Hic! Ooops .. I was just trying a little fermentation for medicinal purposes! Yes ... as I was splaying ...if you slurrr yourrr worrrrds monthly then no need to consult a doctorrr, should you do it weekkkly I wouldn't worry toooo much eitherr, but should youuu find it's become a daily occurrrrrrence, then join me in "The Dog's Head And Tail" for a littttle tippple after your game...
Gooodd Luckkk!