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Quiz about Friends Quoted Quotables

"Friends": Quoted Quotables! Trivia Quiz


How well do you remember the many hilarious lines of "Friends"? Care to find out? Just match the line to the speaker, unless otherwise noted.

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Author
crumbworks
Time
7 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
122,693
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
18 / 25
Plays
15246
Awards
Top 35% Quiz
Last 3 plays: Guest 166 (11/25), Guest 98 (23/25), Guest 73 (24/25).
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Question 1 of 25
1. We'll start off very easy. Who is the speaker of this quote? "...once you know the stories, it's not that bad. First marriage, wife's hidden sexuality... not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar... a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn't allow you to get married when you're that drunk and have writing all over your face... Nevada's fault."

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 2 of 25
2. "It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby." Hint


Question 3 of 25
3. "Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!"

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 4 of 25
4. "An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer here."

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 5 of 25
5. When asked "How drunk are you?" this character responds with "Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage." Who is the speaker of this line? Hint


Question 6 of 25
6. "This just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!" Hint


Question 7 of 25
7. "This is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser." Hint


Question 8 of 25
8. "Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest." Hint


Question 9 of 25
9. "This isn't a game, Joey! You can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!" Hint


Question 10 of 25
10. "You can't just ignore the bet! It's a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!" Hint


Question 11 of 25
11. "Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!" Is it true that this line is spoken by Chandler?


Question 12 of 25
12. "I was surprised to see a kangaroo... in a World War I epic." Hint


Question 13 of 25
13. "I hate my regular clothes now! Y'know? I look down and-and I know that this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life!" Hint


Question 14 of 25
14. "Well off the top of my head, uhh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too." Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. "I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!"

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 16 of 25
16. "With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?" Is it true that this line is spoken by Monica?


Question 17 of 25
17. "You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I wanted to strike up a conversation with Joey, I'd talk about, uhh, sandwiches. Or uhh, or my underwear." Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. "Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on the pants!"

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 19 of 25
19. "It's 2:00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?" Hint


Question 20 of 25
20. "You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called 'a globe?' Hmmm?" Hint


Question 21 of 25
21. "I give good massages! I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic!" Hint


Question 22 of 25
22. "Oh y'know what? You have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid, because he's almost completely deaf."

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 23 of 25
23. "I know, I'm having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!"

Answer: (One Word - first name)
Question 24 of 25
24. "Damnit! Y'know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler!" Hint


Question 25 of 25
25. "I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!" Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. We'll start off very easy. Who is the speaker of this quote? "...once you know the stories, it's not that bad. First marriage, wife's hidden sexuality... not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar... a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn't allow you to get married when you're that drunk and have writing all over your face... Nevada's fault."

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross to three girls in Central Perk, in the season six episode "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel". Ross is worried about being divorced for a third time, so Phoebe enlists in these three random women to help.
2. "It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby."

Answer: Phoebe

This line is said by Phoebe after Monica and Chandler's wedding in the season eight episode "The One After 'I Do'". She is asked who the father of her baby is, because Rachel hints for Phoebe to say she is pregnant, even though it is Rachel who is pregnant.
3. "Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!"

Answer: Monica

This line is spoken by Monica to Joey in the season five episode "The One With The Yeti", after Monica and Rachel release a can of bug poison on a man in the cellar who looks somewhat like a Yeti.
4. "An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer here."

Answer: Joey

This line is spoken by Joey during the season six episode "The One After Vegas", after Ross says he and Rachel do not need to get divorced because they can just get the marriage annulled.
5. When asked "How drunk are you?" this character responds with "Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage." Who is the speaker of this line?

Answer: Monica

This line is said by Monica in the season seven episode "The One With The Truth About London", in a flashback which reveals that Monica was initially looking for Joey that night in London, not Chandler.
6. "This just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!"

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to the other girls because of Emma's incessant crying, during the season nine episode "The One Where Emma Cries".
7. "This is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser."

Answer: Chandler

This is Chandler's attempt to convince Monica to have sex in Ross and Emily's honeymoon suite in the season five episode "The One After Ross Says Rachel".
8. "Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest."

Answer: Chandler

This line is spoken by Chandler to Monica in the season six episode "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry", after Monica says she loves Chandler despite the fact he can't cry.
9. "This isn't a game, Joey! You can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!"

Answer: Rachel

This is said by Rachel in the season seven episode "The One With Phoebe's Cookies", in a scene where Rachel is trying to teach Joey how to sail his boat.
10. "You can't just ignore the bet! It's a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!"

Answer: Joey

This is spoken by Joey during the famous season four episode "The One With The Embryos", where Joey and Chandler win over Monica and Rachel's apartment.
11. "Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!" Is it true that this line is spoken by Chandler?

Answer: No

This line is said by Monica in the season eight episode "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel". The game even causes Chandler's hand to temporarily deform into the shape of the arcade machine's joystick.
12. "I was surprised to see a kangaroo... in a World War I epic."

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Joey in the season eight episode "The One Where Rachel Is Late", after the end of the movie that Joey starred in. Chandler fell asleep early in the movie, which of course made Joey angry.
13. "I hate my regular clothes now! Y'know? I look down and-and I know that this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life!"

Answer: Phoebe

This line is spoken by Phoebe during the season four episode "The One With The Wedding Dresses", in a scene where Phoebe and Monica are wearing wedding dresses. Monica is wearing Emily's dress, while Phoebe is wearing one from a store called "It's Not Too Late." Later in the episode, all three girls are wearing wedding dresses.
14. "Well off the top of my head, uhh, maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too."

Answer: Joey

This line is said by Joey to Chandler in the season eight episode "The One With The Secret Closet", which revolves around Chandler trying to open a closet that Monica keeps from him.
15. "I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!"

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross (dressed as an armadillo) to his son, Ben, in the season seven episode "The One With the Holiday Armadillo". He is dressed as an armadillo because there were no 'Santa' costumes so close to Christmas.
16. "With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?" Is it true that this line is spoken by Monica?

Answer: Yes

This is indeed spoken by Monica is the season two episode "The One Where Old Yeller Dies". Chandler has a moustache and Joey has a cigar, both with an attempt to seem more like Richard, Monica's older boyfriend.
17. "You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I wanted to strike up a conversation with Joey, I'd talk about, uhh, sandwiches. Or uhh, or my underwear."

Answer: Rachel

This is said by Rachel to Ross when he is trying to win over Ugly Naked Guy's apartment in the season five episode "The One Where Everyone Finds Out."
18. "Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on the pants!"

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler in the season five episode "The One With All The Resolutions". During this scene, Chandler is participating in a bet where he can't make fun of his friends for a week, so an incident like Ross wearing ultra-tight leather pants is driving him insane.
19. "It's 2:00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?"

Answer: Chandler

This line is spoken by Chandler to Monica during the season eight episode "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath", after Monica says that a bath will remove all of his stress.
20. "You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called 'a globe?' Hmmm?"

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross in the season seven episode "The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs", during a game involving the naming of the 50 states, which Ross evidently cannot do.
21. "I give good massages! I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic!"

Answer: Monica

This line is said by Monica in the season five episode "The One With Joey's Bag", after Phoebe recoils in pain from Monica's massage.
22. "Oh y'know what? You have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid, because he's almost completely deaf."

Answer: Janice

This is said by Janice to Ross and Rachel in the season eight episode "The One Where Rachel Has A Baby", in reference to Janice's husband, Sid.
23. "I know, I'm having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Phoebe in the season eight episode "The One In Massapequa", after Joey slips on an oyster that Phoebe had previously threw to the ground.
24. "Damnit! Y'know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler!"

Answer: Monica

This is said by Monica to Phoebe during the season six episode "The One With Joey's Porsche", after Chandler swallows a piece of a children's toy.
25. "I'm not talking to you! You broke my fridge!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey (to everyone!) in the season six episode "The One With Joey's Fridge". His fridge breaks, and since he doesn't have enough money to pay for it, he tries to pretend as if everybody else broke it. This is by far one of the most hilarious episodes (this is hardly opinion - it's fact! He throws people into his own fridge and says they broke it! haha!) Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it! And remember to keep watching "Friends"!
Source: Author crumbworks

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