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Quiz about Friends Quoted Quotables 3
Quiz about Friends Quoted Quotables 3

"Friends": Quoted Quotables 3! Quiz


It is your job to identify the speaker of some lines said in "Friends", unless otherwise noted.

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Author
crumbworks
Time
7 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
161,027
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
25
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
18 / 25
Plays
7447
Last 3 plays: Guest 101 (23/25), Guest 75 (25/25), Mikeytrout44 (21/25).
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Question 1 of 25
1. Let's start off easy: "When I was in high school, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y'know it's hard enough to be fourteen. You're skinny. You're wearing speedos -- That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there's your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. He was wearing a head-dress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends... as a healthy snack!" Hint


Question 2 of 25
2. "Someday, I'll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop." Hint


Question 3 of 25
3. "Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine... now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, women's names are interchangeable, through no fault of his own." Hint


Question 4 of 25
4. "It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y'know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 5 of 25
5. "All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!" This was said by Monica to Joey and Ross.


Question 6 of 25
6. "Now okay, I don't recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I'm sorry, extra strength death capsules!" Hint


Question 7 of 25
7. "Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen...naked! I'm picking up an orange and I'm naked! Lighting the candles, naked ...and carefully." What character is thinking this? Hint


Question 8 of 25
8. "I'm not worried, I'm, I'm fascinated. Y'know it's like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school, I failed Biology and tonight, Biology failed me." Hint


Question 9 of 25
9. "This couch is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!" Hint


Question 10 of 25
10. "I just want to humiliate him! I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 11 of 25
11. "The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed!" Hint


Question 12 of 25
12. "Look at this clown! Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Who names his boat 'Coast Guard' anyway?"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 13 of 25
13. "I would be England's most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one... with a license to kill." Hint


Question 14 of 25
14. "I'm sorry. Pheebs, you were right about her. Y'know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little!" Who is it that is talking to Phoebe? Hint


Question 15 of 25
15. "Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!"

Answer: (One Word - First Name)
Question 16 of 25
16. "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term 'goofing around' in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is: two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together." Hint


Question 17 of 25
17. "Okay, stop tormenting me! This is mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats!" Hint


Question 18 of 25
18. "Ooh! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em!" Hint


Question 19 of 25
19. "Halloween is the worst! Except for Christmas... and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they're hungry, or sleepy. Y'know, kids are tough. Good luck with that!" Hint


Question 20 of 25
20. "Uh, I was hoping to run into you here. I didn't know whether I should call or not, y'know I was only in town for a few days. And y'know, I didn't want to intrude on your life or anything like that, but I really wanted to see you and -- but I didn't know if you wanted to see me." Hint


Question 21 of 25
21. "Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?!" Hint


Question 22 of 25
22. "Yeah but the Swing Kings? Y'know they suck so much that people actually die at their concerts! They just stop living!" Hint


Question 23 of 25
23. "Well, Chandler and I are in a bar, and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile, he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you're right, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with... 'girls'." This story was said by Ross, but who was he telling it to? Hint


Question 24 of 25
24. "I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffee house way too much." Hint


Question 25 of 25
25. "Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!!" What character was thinking this? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Let's start off easy: "When I was in high school, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y'know it's hard enough to be fourteen. You're skinny. You're wearing speedos -- That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there's your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. He was wearing a head-dress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends... as a healthy snack!"

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Monica in reference to his cross-dressing father in the season seven episode "The One With Chandler's Dad", which is appropriately about Chandler not inviting his father to his wedding, but then travels to Las Vegas to invite him after Monica convinces him to do so.
2. "Someday, I'll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop."

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to the rest of the gang in the season five episode "The One With Ross's Sandwich", where Ross is having problems with his lunch being eaten.
3. "Yeah, I've discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine... now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, women's names are interchangeable, through no fault of his own."

Answer: Phoebe

This is Phoebe's attempt to convince Emily's mother, Mrs. Waltham, that it was not Ross's fault for saying the wrong name at the wedding. She calls Mrs. Waltham's cell phone to tell her this, but uses her alias 'Dr. Philange' in the season five premiere "The One After Ross Says Rachel".
4. "It's a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y'know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Phoebe in the season eight episode "The One With The Red Sweater", during the short period where Joey is under the impression that Phoebe is pregnant. We all know that it is actually Rachel who is pregnant, and surely enough, Joey says the exact same speech to her later in the episode.
5. "All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!" This was said by Monica to Joey and Ross.

Answer: False

It was actually Rachel who was speaking to Joey and Ross in the season five episode "The One With The Ball ". She is referring to her new purebred Sphinx cat.
6. "Now okay, I don't recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I'm sorry, extra strength death capsules!"

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to Monica after she reads the side effects of the pain relief pills that Monica gave her. Previously, she had never taken anything like that because she didn't believe in western medicine, but she made an exception due to a very painful headache. This all occurs in the season seven episode "The One With The Truth About London".
7. "Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen...naked! I'm picking up an orange and I'm naked! Lighting the candles, naked ...and carefully." What character is thinking this?

Answer: Rachel

Rachel is thinking this as she walks around the apartment in the nude, an idea brought forth by Phoebe earlier in the episode. What she doesn't realize is that Ross can see her over in his building, and takes it as an act of enticement. This all takes place in the season five finale "The One In Vegas".
8. "I'm not worried, I'm, I'm fascinated. Y'know it's like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school, I failed Biology and tonight, Biology failed me."

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Monica after he wasn't able to 'prepare' himself for intercourse. This occurred in the season seven premiere "The One With Monica's Thunder", which was the aftermath of Chandler and Monica's proposal.
9. "This couch is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!"

Answer: Ross

This is said by Ross to a saleswoman at the end of the season five episode "The One With A Cop". This episode revolves around Phoebe illegally impersonating a police officer using a badge she found at the coffee house.
10. "I just want to humiliate him! I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!"

Answer: Monica

This is said by Monica to Rachel in the flashback episode "The One With All The Thanksgivings". In the first flashback, she is her old, very large self, but in the second flashback, she has slimmed down, and wants to get back at Chandler for calling her fat.
11. "The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed!"

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Ross in the season five episode "The One With The Inappropriate Sister". In this episode, Rachel is worried because the guy she is dating, Danny, is a little too 'close' with his sister.
12. "Look at this clown! Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Who names his boat 'Coast Guard' anyway?"

Answer: Joey

This was said by Joey to Rachel while they are sailing Joey's boat. This quote, from the season seven episode "The One With Phoebe's Cookies", was amended slightly to remove some mild language.
13. "I would be England's most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one... with a license to kill."

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Rachel in the season seven episode "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss", when Chandler wants to get married in a tuxedo previously worn by Pierce Brosnan. He seems all suave in this speech, but then worriedly says "Would Monica let me wear this?"
14. "I'm sorry. Pheebs, you were right about her. Y'know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little!" Who is it that is talking to Phoebe?

Answer: Ross

This is indeed said by Ross to Phoebe in reference to Whitney, a girl that Ross was dating while Phoebe was dating Whitney's ex-husband, Kyle. This all takes place in the season seven episode "The One With The Engagement Picture".
15. "Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!"

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to Ross after she remembers the time where Ross said she was boring. She was mad at him the entire episode, until this point, where she realizes it was actually a dream. This all occurs in the season five episode "The One With Joey's Big Break".
16. "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term 'goofing around' in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is: two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."

Answer: Chandler

This is said by Chandler to Monica in an attempt to fix something he said earlier in the episode, which is titled "The One Hundredth". The episode involves the birth of Phoebe's triplets for her brother.
17. "Okay, stop tormenting me! This is mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats!"

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to a squirrel in the season five episode "The One With The Yeti", after the squirrel's 'look' makes Phoebe guilty for wearing a fur coat.
18. "Ooh! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Phoebe, in reference to Chandler. In this scene, Joey miraculously undoes multiple buttons off Phoebe's top just by lightly grazing his fingers across them. This occurs in the season five episode "The One Where Everybody Finds Out".
19. "Halloween is the worst! Except for Christmas... and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they're hungry, or sleepy. Y'know, kids are tough. Good luck with that!"

Answer: Joey

This is said by Joey to Rachel after she claims that she is horrible around kids, but Joey tries to assure her that it is only the rush of Halloween that is causing their attitude towards her. Obviously, he goes a bit overboard. This all occurs in the season eight episode "The One With The Halloween Party".
20. "Uh, I was hoping to run into you here. I didn't know whether I should call or not, y'know I was only in town for a few days. And y'know, I didn't want to intrude on your life or anything like that, but I really wanted to see you and -- but I didn't know if you wanted to see me."

Answer: David

This is said by David to Phoebe in the season seven episode "The One With All The Cheesecakes". He was in town for a couple of days for a conference and wanted to see her before heading back.
21. "Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?!"

Answer: Monica

This is said by Monica to Cecilia Monroe, whose character was leaving "Days of Our Lives", but her brain was being transported into Joey's character. This takes place in the season seven episode "The One With Joey's New Brain".
22. "Yeah but the Swing Kings? Y'know they suck so much that people actually die at their concerts! They just stop living!"

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to Chandler in an attempt to change his mind about his wedding band choice, "The Swing Kings". They are trying to change his mind because another bride-to-be has booked them and won't let Monica have them unless she forfeits the dress she wanted to wear.
23. "Well, Chandler and I are in a bar, and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile, he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you're right, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with... 'girls'." This story was said by Ross, but who was he telling it to?

Answer: Monica

Ross is in fact talking to Monica. After Chandler told Monica about a bathroom incident that Ross had on a roller coaster, Ross got back at him by telling Monica this little tidbit of information about Chandler. This all occurs in the season seven episode "The One With Rachel's Assistant".
24. "I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffee house way too much."

Answer: Phoebe

This is said by Phoebe to the rest of the gang (excluding Ross) after Ross rants that a marriage is hard word, and it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time. This occurs in the season five episode "The One With The Yeti".
25. "Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!!" What character was thinking this?

Answer: Ross

Ross was thinking this while trying to think up an explanation as to why he attempted to kiss his cousin Cassie. The only thing he could come up with was "I haven't had sex in a *very* long time", which didn't help the situation at all. This all occurs in the season seven episode "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin". Well, that's it! Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed it!
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