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I'm Not a Doctor, I'm an Artist Quiz

Archaic Disease Names

Howdy, I'm the town barber, specializing in artful hair couture, tooth pulling, amputations, minor surgery and the like. My hobby is helping the town undertaker describe what ailed his "clients."

A multiple-choice quiz by TemptressToo. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
TemptressToo
Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
422,938
Updated
May 02 26
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Very Easy
Avg Score
10 / 10
Plays
63
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Author's Note: Allow us to give you the symptoms and archaic term for a particular medical condition and you select the modern equivalent.
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Question 1 of 10
1. As I finished Mrs. Jones' pin curls, the undertaker ambled through my door wiping his hands on his blood spattered apron. He looked like a vampire trying to remember the right word for the guy on his slab, "bloody cough, sweaty, got skinny, dead." "Consumption?" I volunteer. Yes, but you'd possibly know it as what? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. I put the perfect curl on Mr. White's pencil mustache only to have him sneeze in my face. Right then, the undertaker appeared and felt Mr. White's forehead, recommending he get some rest to avoid ending up like the body in his office who had complained of fever, fatigue and body aches. I immediately said "la grippe," and right I was! You'd possibly know it as what? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Rough morning after my customer vomited in my chair. Thinking it couldn't get worse, the undertaker came in, looked at the mess and said things had gone far worse in the end for the lady on his slab who suffered with fever, cramps, vomit and bloody diarrhea. "Not the bloody flux again," I said and he could only nod. You'd possibly know it as what these days? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Mrs. Smith couldn't fit into my chair to have her rotten tooth pulled. The poor lady was so swollen! The undertaker waiting for a shave didn't make her feel much better as he described his client's similar condition...generally swollen, difficulty breathing, buildup of fluid in the lungs, dead. Must be "dropsy" I suggested which you'd possibly know it as what? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. Sadly tying hand-crafted hair bows for a little girl dressed all in black. The undertaker appeared to give his condolences to the family. In the morgue, the girl's brother was being prepared for burial having died while suffering fever, muscle loss, weakness and "infantile paralysis," I said aloud finishing his thoughts. You'd possibly know it as what these days? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. I was sculpting Miss Jane's hair into the latest Gibson girl style when the undertaker arrived. He regarded my client with a wink and exploded into describing the symptoms of his new cold client ... raving mad, hair loss, nearly blind, gangrene and open sores all over. I recoiled and whispered, "the French pox!" You'd possibly know it as what? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. My next client wanted a simple page boy leaving me feeling dang right medieval. Just as I finished, the undertaker appeared, looking drawn and pale as his latest body had exhibited signs of weakness, fever, pus-filled swollen lymph nodes all over and even gangrene. Maybe the "black death" that you might know as what? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. I put the final touches on an asymmetric updo, with all the crimp and curl when the undertaker appeared. He'd just seen a poor old lady who died with severe headache, slurred speech as half her face sagged, unconsciousness and death. I shook my head and murmured "apoplexy" and he agreed. You'd possibly know it as what these days? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. I was examining the foot of a teenage girl with an ingrown toenail who was prattling on about everything from boys to Brits. The undertaker walked in with quite the opposite problem as his new arrival died from suffocation and spasms, unable to open his mouth to eat or drink. Probably "lockjaw," I said and you'd possibly know it as what? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. The excitement of a new baby flowed from a new father chatting about the child through the suds on his face. The undertaker appeared and dampened the mood, his recent client, also a new parent, had perished from lack of energy, even the energy to eat, emotionally wasting away in her despair. I sadly said "melancholia," as the undertaker concurred. You'd possibly know it as what? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. As I finished Mrs. Jones' pin curls, the undertaker ambled through my door wiping his hands on his blood spattered apron. He looked like a vampire trying to remember the right word for the guy on his slab, "bloody cough, sweaty, got skinny, dead." "Consumption?" I volunteer. Yes, but you'd possibly know it as what?

Answer: tuberculosis

Tuberculosis (TB) was initially recognized as consumption, a term that related to the disease's devastating impact on the body. The illness appeared to "consume" the body from within, ultimately leading to wasting and, in many cases, death.

It was not until the year 1921 that the etiology (cause) was identified, allowing for the development of effective treatments.
2. I put the perfect curl on Mr. White's pencil mustache only to have him sneeze in my face. Right then, the undertaker appeared and felt Mr. White's forehead, recommending he get some rest to avoid ending up like the body in his office who had complained of fever, fatigue and body aches. I immediately said "la grippe," and right I was! You'd possibly know it as what?

Answer: influenza

Throughout human history, numerous strains of the influenza virus have emerged, often identified and named based on their point of origin. Many people survive while others fall victim, even to the point of death, based on a wide variety of reasons including age, nutrition, and overall physical health.

Some strains of the flu throughout history have proved hardier, resulting in pandemic status with many deaths, like the Spanish Flu of 1918.
3. Rough morning after my customer vomited in my chair. Thinking it couldn't get worse, the undertaker came in, looked at the mess and said things had gone far worse in the end for the lady on his slab who suffered with fever, cramps, vomit and bloody diarrhea. "Not the bloody flux again," I said and he could only nod. You'd possibly know it as what these days?

Answer: dysentery

There were two types of dysentery that ravaged the pre-antibiotic age, bacillary dysentery (from Shigella bacteria) and amoebic dysentery (from the parasite Entamoeba histolytica), both acquired from contaminated water sources. In the 1800s, it was one of the leading causes of death in a time before sanitation was well understood.
4. Mrs. Smith couldn't fit into my chair to have her rotten tooth pulled. The poor lady was so swollen! The undertaker waiting for a shave didn't make her feel much better as he described his client's similar condition...generally swollen, difficulty breathing, buildup of fluid in the lungs, dead. Must be "dropsy" I suggested which you'd possibly know it as what?

Answer: edema

The archaic term "dropsy" came from the Greek word "hydrops" which was the general description of any condition related to fluid buildup. The buildup could affect one or many body parts and could be indicative of heart disease or organ failure. Treatment in the earlier ages involved barbaric practices of bloodletting or purposeful dehydration.
5. Sadly tying hand-crafted hair bows for a little girl dressed all in black. The undertaker appeared to give his condolences to the family. In the morgue, the girl's brother was being prepared for burial having died while suffering fever, muscle loss, weakness and "infantile paralysis," I said aloud finishing his thoughts. You'd possibly know it as what these days?

Answer: poliomyelitis

Poliomyelitis (usually shortened to polio) was a viral disease often affecting the young. Rising to worldwide attention in the 20th century, it was thought to have originated in Africa. While 75% of individuals are carriers, 25% of those who suffered ended up with permanent paralysis and, in worse cases, death. In 1955, a vaccine developed by Jonas Salk largely eradicated the disease.
6. I was sculpting Miss Jane's hair into the latest Gibson girl style when the undertaker arrived. He regarded my client with a wink and exploded into describing the symptoms of his new cold client ... raving mad, hair loss, nearly blind, gangrene and open sores all over. I recoiled and whispered, "the French pox!" You'd possibly know it as what?

Answer: syphilis

One of many sexually transmitted diseases, the progression of syphilis varies wildly, from steady progression to sometimes lying dormant for decades. Some people are even asymptomatic carriers.

Today's disease is 100% curable with antibiotics, but old timers attempted many useless cures (to no avail) from herbs to mercury vapors.
7. My next client wanted a simple page boy leaving me feeling dang right medieval. Just as I finished, the undertaker appeared, looking drawn and pale as his latest body had exhibited signs of weakness, fever, pus-filled swollen lymph nodes all over and even gangrene. Maybe the "black death" that you might know as what?

Answer: bubonic plague

The bubonic plague, which ravaged Europe in multiple waves, still exists today, making occasional appearances. Primarily caused by the bacteria "Yersinia pestis", it is transmitted by flea bites. Highly contagious, only about 15% of plague victims survived in medieval times.

Today, survival rates are much better, with modern antibiotics supporting recovery. About 90% recover from standard cases, and 50% recover from severe cases involving septicemia (up from 100% fatal).
8. I put the final touches on an asymmetric updo, with all the crimp and curl when the undertaker appeared. He'd just seen a poor old lady who died with severe headache, slurred speech as half her face sagged, unconsciousness and death. I shook my head and murmured "apoplexy" and he agreed. You'd possibly know it as what these days?

Answer: stroke

Sudden loss of consciousness and death, commonly resulting from a stroke or other brain crisis in the 19th and 20th centuries, was noted by doctors as apoplexy. This was a time of general diagnosis. Modern medicine no longer uses the term as it is not specific enough for death certificates.
9. I was examining the foot of a teenage girl with an ingrown toenail who was prattling on about everything from boys to Brits. The undertaker walked in with quite the opposite problem as his new arrival died from suffocation and spasms, unable to open his mouth to eat or drink. Probably "lockjaw," I said and you'd possibly know it as what?

Answer: tetanus

Another bacterial vector disease, tetanus is caused by the bacterium, Clostridium tetani. Primarily, the bacteria enters the body through a wound which becomes infected. The toxins produced by the bacteria flood the body, producing fever and severe muscle spasms (including the inability to open one's mouth).

In the 20th century and earlier, the disease killed 25% of victims, but modern medicine and routine vaccinations have greatly reduced that number.
10. The excitement of a new baby flowed from a new father chatting about the child through the suds on his face. The undertaker appeared and dampened the mood, his recent client, also a new parent, had perished from lack of energy, even the energy to eat, emotionally wasting away in her despair. I sadly said "melancholia," as the undertaker concurred. You'd possibly know it as what?

Answer: depression

Well into the modern age, mental health issues have been difficult to diagnose and treat. In the 20th century and earlier, women dying from mental health issues like melancholia and hysteria were common, usually perishing from exhaustion and lack of nutrition as the mental health crisis took a toll.

Today, such issues would be identified as depression (or any number of similar maladies) and treated with rest and medication.
Source: Author TemptressToo

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