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1. "Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."
2. "...Because they knew that this England place was bogus, and if we didn't get ourselves some cool rules, pronto, we'd just be bogus, too."
3. "Beef jerky time!"
4. "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do, it's usually something unusual."
5. "I know everything there is to know 'bout the shrimpin' business."
6. "I have two sons. One I put through college. The other I put through a wall."
7. "So, Pee Wee plays the little fairy, and you play the big fairy. That's a lot of fairies."
8. "He had yellow eyes. So, help me God, yellow eyes."
9. "Allison, I am bad! I am so bad! I am so bad I should be in detention."
10. "Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode."
11. "You know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say, 'Police brutality'."
12. "The royal penis is clean, your Highness."
13. "What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude?"
14. "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminobatchin' country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens - like me - could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes, like yourselves. Thank you."
15. "When you get through the '80s, you'll find that the '90s make the '60s look like the '50s."
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