"Buffy" Characters "Also Known As" Quiz

Answer: "Ted"

Ted: "I know I've been looking a long time for one. So, Buffy, I bet the boys are lined up around the block tryin' to get a date with you."
Buffy: "Not really."
Willow: "Oh, they are, but she's only interested in... uh, her studies! 'Book-cracker Buffy', it's kind of her nickname."

Answer: "The Gift"

Buffy: "I'll grab some weapons, too."
Xander: "I'm looking for something in a broadsword ..."
Spike: "Don't be swinging that thing near me."
Xander: "Hey, I happen to be --"
Spike: "A glorified brick-layer?"
Xander: "I'm also a swell bowler."

Answer: "Listening To Fear"

Willow: "Oh, Buffy- I have this for you."
Buffy: "Homework? Oh. I don't believe in tiny Jewish Santa any more."
Willow: "And a yo-yo."
Buffy: "Thank you."

Answer: "Life Serial"

Buffy: "What's wrong?! You were gonna help me! You, you were gonna beat heads and, and, and fix my life! But you're completely lame! Tonight sucks! And, and look at me! Look at, look at stupid Buffy! Too dumb for college, and, and, and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And, and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even *before* the hour that wouldn't end! And the only person I can even stand to be around is a ... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker."

Answer: "Storyteller"

Andrew: "Anya, a feisty waif with a fiery temper and a vulnerable heart that she hides, even from herself."

Answer: "Beer Bad"

Giles: "I can't believe you served Buffy that beer."
Xander: "I didn't know it was evil."
Giles: "But you knew it was beer."
Xander: "Well excuse me Mr. I spent the sixties in an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove."
Giles: "It was the early seventies and you should know better."

Answer: "Potential"

Anya: "Wow, it's like one second you were this klutzy teenager with fake memories and a history of kleptomania, and then-then suddenly you're a hero, a hero with a much abbreviated lifespan."

Answer: "Halloween"

Cordelia: "Oh, please. Don't tell me he still lives at home. Like, he has to wait for his dad to get back before he can take the car?"
Buffy: "Cordelia, I think his parents have been dead for a couple of hundred years."
Cordelia: "Oh, good. I mean... What?"
Buffy: "Angel's a vampire. I thought you knew."
Cordelia: "Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a Carebear with fangs?"

Answer: "Bargaining Part 2"

Willow: "Over there, that-that light."
Xander: "That one moving towards us? Incredibly fast?"
Willow: "Hello?"
Xander: "Hello? We're being hunted, and you're hello-ing a strange fast-moving light in the dark? It could be anything. It's a motorcycle headlight."
Willow: "No, too small."
Xander: "Stay behind me."
Willow: "Xander, I don't-"
Xander: "Stay down. I'll take care of this."
Willow: "Xander, it's-"
Xander: "A bug! A big fiery bug!"
Willow: "Xander-"
Xander: "Get off! Do fireflies bite? No, they probably burn, don't they? They - yaa!"
Willow: "Xander, it's not a bug. It's Tara. Come on."
Xander: "And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?"

Answer: "Chosen"

Andrew: "I just want to say how proud I am to die for this very special cause with you guys. There's some people I'd like to thank, both good and evil A shout-out to my brother Tucker who gave me the inspiration to summon demons and also-"
Anya: "Nobody cares, ya little monkey."