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Quiz about Bill Cosby is a Very Funny FellowRight

Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow...Right! Quiz

Due to the great comments I've received about my first "Cos Quiz", here's number two in the series. In his album, "Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow, Right!" Cosby reminisces about everything from New York subways to college football. Have fun!

A multiple-choice quiz by derickwjazz. Estimated time: 6 mins.

Author
derickwjazz

Time
6 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
189,154

Updated
Dec 27 23

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
8 / 15

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765

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Question 1 of 15

1. What Bill thought was a karate demonstration on his subway car turned out to be what? Hint

A husband and wife having an argument

Two old ladies trying to take a seat from a wino

A couple of kids trying to fight off the cops

A crazy guy trying to catch an invisible bat

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Question 2 of 15

2. What was the title of the piece the two winos did while on the subway? Hint

Illiteracy

Misunderstood

Incoherency

Friday Night

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Question 3 of 15

3. The British lost the coin toss for the Revolutionary War. Did they call heads or tails?

Answer: (One Word - Heads or Tails)

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Question 4 of 15

4. What position did Bill say he played for Temple University football? Hint

2nd string halfback

3rd string fullback

1st string quarterback

waterboy

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Question 5 of 15

5. After the coach talked the team up, what happened when they tried to take the field? Hint

They all fainted at the sight of the other team

The locker room door was locked

The Catholic players all started doing the rosary

They had missed the game and forfeited

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Question 6 of 15

6. In the movie "Hud", why did they have to shoot the cows? Hint

They had hoof and mouth disease

They were eating the neighboring pastures

They had mad cow disease

They were being poisoned

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Question 7 of 15

7. How many karate schools are there in Greenwich Village according to Bill Cosby? Hint

23,000,000

230,000

230

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Question 8 of 15

8. Bill thought the easiest way to learn karate was to just learn what? Hint

The two-fingered kill

How to fall

A judo chop

The shout

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Question 9 of 15

9. Bill learned a move that he practiced at home on his brother until he wiped him out. Why didn't this move work in when he actually got mugged? Hint

The mugger was too far away

The mugger was his brother

The guy was just trying to get directions

The mugger was a midget

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Question 10 of 15

10. What did the kid in the hair tonic commercial have to do before he could throw the football? Hint

Pick it up

Use the hair tonic

Wash his hands

Pay the football player

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Question 11 of 15

11. Where was Noah when God contacted him? Hint

In the garage

In the mountains

In the bathroom

In the rec room

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Question 12 of 15

12. According to "Noah, Right!", how long did God say he was going to make it rain? Hint

1000 days

One year

40 days and 40 nights

6 months

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Question 13 of 15

13. What did Noah's neighbor tell him to do with his ark? Hint

"Don't forget the shuffleboard"

"Get it out of my driveway"

"Get these animals out of my backyard"

"Move it off of my front lawn"

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Question 14 of 15

14. When Noah's neighbor asked him why he was building an ark Noah couldn't tell him but he did give him a hint. What was the hint? Hint

Can you swim?

What did you do last Sunday morning?

Is your basement waterproofed?

How long can you tread water?

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Question 15 of 15

15. What was the matter with the elephant that Noah brought aboard the ark? Hint

It had a runny nose

It didn't like it's mate

It had diarrhea

It was pregnant

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What Bill thought was a karate demonstration on his subway car turned out to be what?

Answer: Two old ladies trying to take a seat from a wino

Cos says when you're in New York City you don't have to spend a lot of money on entertainment. Just buy a subway token and ride the trains. "They put a nut in every car."

2. What was the title of the piece the two winos did while on the subway?

Answer: Incoherency

When Cos asked the winos what they did after the show he replied that they were taken down to the Greyhound bus station where they let them announce where the buses are going.

3. The British lost the coin toss for the Revolutionary War. Did they call heads or tails?

Answer: Heads

Since the settlers won the toss they elected to wear any color clothes that they want to, shoot from behind the rocks, the trees and everywhere and said that the British must wear red and march in a straight line.

4. What position did Bill say he played for Temple University football?

Answer: 3rd string fullback

He played this position because they knocked out all of the other fullbacks.

5. After the coach talked the team up, what happened when they tried to take the field?

Answer: The locker room door was locked

The coach also used a record to get them up but he bought the wrong one. He brought in "Exodus" and when he played it they all left and went home.

6. In the movie "Hud", why did they have to shoot the cows?

Answer: They had hoof and mouth disease

It's very important to wear rubber while shooting cows with hoof and mouth because if the foam gets on you then the guy will shoot you.

7. How many karate schools are there in Greenwich Village according to Bill Cosby?

Answer: 23,000,000

After you graduate from karate school, there's no better feeling walking around, knowing that you can wipe out your entire neighborhood.

8. Bill thought the easiest way to learn karate was to just learn what?

Answer: The shout

Bill figures that the guy holding you up is down a dark alley because he's nervous. So when Cos gets mugged he'll turn around, do the shout and the guy will freak out.

9. Bill learned a move that he practiced at home on his brother until he wiped him out. Why didn't this move work in when he actually got mugged?

Answer: The mugger was a midget

The midget mugger told Cos to give him his dough or he'd blow his kneecaps off.

10. What did the kid in the hair tonic commercial have to do before he could throw the football?

Answer: Pick it up

This football player was not an English major..."OK now, throw it...the ball."

11. Where was Noah when God contacted him?

Answer: In the rec room

He was down there sawing away, making a few things for the home.

12. According to "Noah, Right!", how long did God say he was going to make it rain?

Answer: 1000 days

Noah told God to save water by making it rain 40 days and 40 nights and wait for the sewers to back up. Right!

13. What did Noah's neighbor tell him to do with his ark?

Answer: "Get it out of my driveway"

Near the end, Noah's neighbors were laughing at him, picketing his house and calling him names. "Hey Tarzan, how's it going up there?"

14. When Noah's neighbor asked him why he was building an ark Noah couldn't tell him but he did give him a hint. What was the hint?

Answer: How long can you tread water?

Interestingly enough, God asked Noah this same question after he got a bit belligerent with the Big Guy.

15. What was the matter with the elephant that Noah brought aboard the ark?

Answer: It was pregnant

"You let me bring in a pregnant elephant, you didn't even tell me it was pregnant, you give no manual for delivery or nothing and there's good old Noah waiting underneath the elephant." Splat. "Right on top of good old Noah. I've had enough of this nonsense." [Cue the thunder and lightning] "This is not a shower, is it? Ok, Lord, me and you, right. Because I knew all the time..."

Source: Author derickwjazz

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